Star Wars Spin Off Movies: 5 Who Shouldn't Get One

3. Dooku

Count Dooku's Wookieepedia page, it would be about three thousand pages long. And none of the ridiculously convoluted character history therein is even slightly interesting. The Sith Lord whom Yoda once referred to as "our greatest student ... or greatest failure" (in a book or comic book or video game or an episode of "Clone Wars" or whatever the hell) lost any possible fanboy credibility with his ridiculous lightsaber duel with Yoda in... more 

3. Dooku

Count Dooku's Wookieepedia page, it would be about three thousand pages long. And none of the ridiculously convoluted character history therein is even slightly interesting. The Sith Lord whom Yoda once referred to as "our greatest student ... or greatest failure" (in a book or comic book or video game or an episode of "Clone Wars" or whatever the hell) lost any possible fanboy credibility with his ridiculous lightsaber duel with Yoda in "Attack of the Clones" (digital stunt double, anyone?) and going out like a punk, beheaded via two sabers by the whiny, moody Anakin Skywalker during the first act of "Revenge of the Sith." The fact that Dooku never transcended being anything other than Christopher Lee in a silly costume doesn't make us want to watch a younger version of the character, either. less