Movie stars love to show the world they are more than just a pretty face. Then again, they also love making millions of dollars off of that face. Brad Pitt -- whose facial prettiness is the stuff of legend -- has gone for some odd looks in movies over the years. But let's face it: he could spackle his hair with river mud and tattoo obscenities to his forehead and women would still swoon at the sight of him.
Photo by The Weinstein CompanyFor his upcoming movie, Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Basterds," Mr. Jolie goes for a military buzz-cut and the kind of mustache popular among cops and '70 adult film actors. Let's look through a few of Brad's other more eccentric movie looks and see, within his rarified realm of male beauty, whether he's hot or not. Or you can jump over to watch the 'stache in action in exclusive trailer for "Inglorious Basterds" here.
Photo by Tri Star/Kobal Collection, WireImageMOVIE: Legends of the Fall
HOT OR NOT: Hot
Brad looks a bit like the guy on a Harlequin romance cover, but without going the full Fabio.
Photo by Geffen Pictures/The Kobal Collection, WireImageMOVIE: Interview With the Vampire
HOT OR NOT: Not
Pale as a sheet, hair-metal wig, spooky contact lenses. What about this look could be taken as hot?
Photo by Gramercy Pictures, Everett CollectionMOVIE: Kalifornia
HOT OR NOT: Hot
Sure, Brad looks three shades of crazy here, but also somehow still smolderingly hot.
Photo by MCA, Everett CollectionMOVIE: 12 Monkeys
HOT OR NOT: Not
There's hot psychotic Brad Pitt and not hot psychotic Brad Pitt. This is an example of the latter.
Photo by 20th Century Fox, Everett CollectionMOVIE: Fight Club
HOT OR NOT: Hot
He's got a chipped tooth and is constantly bruised and bloodied. Yet he remains the hottest imaginary friend anyone could ever ask for.
Photo by Sony Pictures, Everett CollectionMOVIE: Seven Years in Tibet
HOT OR NOT: Not
Pitt's mujahedeen look here doesn't fly. Day spas must be hard to find up in Himalayas.
Photo by Dan Smith/The Kobal Collection, WireImageMOVIE: Snatch
HOT OR NOT: Hot
As a babbling boxer, Brad looks oily, sallow and malodorous. But he takes off his shirt. Verdict: hot.
Photo by Miramax Films, Everett CollectionMOVIE: Johnny Suede
HOT OR NOT: Impressive? Yes. Hot? No.
Though his towering hair in this little-seen indie is a technical wonder, it's too silly to be hot.
Photo by 20th Century Fox, Everett CollectionMOVIE: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
HOT OR NOT: He ended up with Angie. Guess.
Brad buzzed off his golden locks and showed he doesn't need much hair to be hot.
Photo by Paramount PicturesMOVIE: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
HOT OR NOT: Not
Old (or is it young?) Pitt with long hair and wire-frames makes him look like Benjamin Franklin.
Photo by Warner Brothers Pictures, Everett CollectionMOVIE: Troy
HOT OR NOT: Hottie McHot-Hot
Purists complained there was no mythology in the movie, but Brad sure looked like a Greek god.
Photo by Focus FeaturesMOVIE: Burn After Reading
HOT OR NOT: Not
Brad's still in great shape at 45, but overly moussed skunk-stripes don't work at any age.
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