Christmas might be the merriest of holidays, but with its awkward family gatherings, overblown lawn ornaments, and shopping mall Santas, the Yuletide season is also great fodder for comedies. We've put together some quotes from some of the funniest Christmas movies around. Click ahead and see.
Everett CollectionA CHRISTMAS STORY (1983)
RALPHIE (Peter Billingsley): I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Photo by New Line Cinema, Everett CollectionELF (2003)
BUDDY (Will Ferrell): We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Photo by Dimension Films, Everett CollectionBAD SANTA (2003)
WILLIE (Billy Bob Thornton): Does your daddy have a safe?
Photo by Warner Bros. Pictures, Everett CollectionCHRISTMAS VACATION (1989)
CLARK (Chevy Chase): Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.
Everett CollectionTRADING PLACES (1983)
LOUIS WINTHORPE III (Dan Aykroyd): He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh, sure he went to Harvard.
Photo by Touchstone Pictures, Everett CollectionTHE REF (1994)
GUS (Denis Leary): From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
Photo by The Kobal Collection, WireImageHOME ALONE (1990)
KEVIN McCALLISTER (Macaulay Culkin): Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Photo by Paramount Pictures, Everett CollectionSCROOGED (1988)
FRANK CROSS (Bill Murray): We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.
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