Spring Red Carpet Fashion Report Card

04/29/09

SHOW THUMBNAILS

Photo by Jason Merritt, Getty ImagesReese Witherspoon
"Monsters vs. Aliens" premiere
Grade: A

Reese Witherspoon earned top marks in this Rodarte metallic mini. Balenciaga pumps gave the petite actress some added height and va va voom.

Photo by Jon Furniss, WireImageMiley Cyrus
"Hannah Montana: The Movie" London premiere
Grade: A-

Miley Cyrus' Herve Leger dress by Max Azria managed to be age-appropriate yet sophisticated.

Photo by Bryan Bedder, Getty ImagesBeyonce Knowles
"Obsessed" New York City premiere
Grade: C

NYC's street sweepers could have taken the night off thanks to the insane train on Beyonce's black Balmain mini.

Photo by Bryan Bedder, Getty ImagesAli Larter
"Obsessed" New York City premiere
Grade: B+

We're completely obsessed with Ali Larter's origami-pleat Blumarine minidress!

Photo by Jon Kopaloff, Film MagicHugh Jackman
"X-Men Origins: Wolverine" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: A

People's Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman could have worn a garbage bag and still looked hot.

Photo by Jon Kopaloff, Film Magicwill.i.am
"X-Men Origins: Wolverine" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: C-

Don't look at will.i.am's pants too long. You'll start to get dizzy.

Photo by Kevin Winter, Getty ImagesFergie
"X-Men Origins: Wolverine" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: B+

Boom Boom Pow! Fergie made a statement in this sexy mini sheath.

Photo by Frazer Harrison, Getty ImagesAmanda Peet
"X-Men Origins: Wolverine" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: F
Well, at least Amanda Peet didn't have to worry about spilling a drink on her oversized doily.

Photo by Jon Kopaloff, Film MagicHalle Berry
"X-Men Origins: Wolverine" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: B

Halle Berry flaunted her fabulous figure in this body-hugging Leroux number.

Photo by Mike Coppola, Film MagicAlexis Bledel
Tribeca Film Festival
Grade: C-

Unfortunately, the cutouts on Alexis Bledel's dress had the exact opposite effect. Instead of flattering her frame, they made her look ill-proportioned.

Photo by Anita Bugge, WireImageZoe Saldana
"Star Trek" Berlin premiere
Grade: A+

"Star Trek's" Zoe Saldana looked out of this world in her red Emilio Pucci creation.

Photo by Mike Marsland, WireImageSimon Pegg
"Star Trek" London premiere
Grade: D

Simon Pegg's modern take on a traditional kilt had us running for the hills ... or in this case, the highlands.

Photo by Jon Furniss, WireImageZachary Quinto
"Star Trek" London premiere
Grade: D-

Did Zachary Quinto find this tweed throwback in his grandfather's closet? The tie too?

Photo by Jason Merritt, Getty ImagesZac Efron
"17 Again" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: A

Zac Efron showed the right way to rock a skinny suit and tie.

Photo by Jon Kopaloff, Film MagicVanessa Hudgens
"17 Again" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: B+

Zac's main squeeze Vanessa Hudgens turned heads in this flirty Zac Posen frock and leather accessories. Her man better keep a watchful eye on her!

Photo by Steve Granitz, WireImageJoe, Kevin, and Nick Jonas
"17 Again" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: F

Did the Jonas Brothers pick out their outfits in the dark?

Photo by Jon Kopaloff, Film MagicBai Ling
"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: D-

Normally, Bai Ling's gets an automatic fail. However, the fact that she managed to color coordinate and miraculously stay covered up earned her a few extra credit points.

Photo by Jason Merritt, Getty ImagesLacey Chabert
"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: B

"Party of Five's" Lacey Chabert is definitely all grown up. Her teal goddess gown was gorgeous, but needed an accessory (a belt perhaps) to pull it all together.

Photo by Jim Spellman, WireImageEvan Rachel Wood
Tribeca Film Festival
Grade: C

Evan Rachel Wood looked nice but predictable in her strapless black dress. And in our book, predictable equals average.

Photo by Thos Robinson, Getty ImagesDiane Kruger
Tribeca Film Festival
Grade: D

Dear Diane Kruger. MC Hammer called and wants his pants back.

Photo by Ethan Miller, Getty ImagesSienna Miller
ShoWest Awards
Grade: C

Was Sienna Miller's Jonathan Saunders dress crazy chic, or just crazy?

Photo by John Shearer, WireImageJessica Alba
"Sugar" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: C

Jessica Alba's dowdy Miu Miu top made us say eww eww!

Photo by John Shearer, WireImageAnna Faris
"Observe and Report" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: D

After observing Anna Faris in this getup, we reported her to the fashion police.

Photo by Michael Tran, Film MagicKristen Stewart
"Adventureland" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: B+

Not only was Kristen Stewart's Herve Leger by Max Azria dress visually interesting, its pattern gave the svelte starlet the illusion of curves.

Photo by Brian Ach, WireImageSanaa Lathan
Tribeca Film Festival
Grade: A-

Sanaa Lathan proved simple is best in this black and white stunner.

Photo by Jim Spellman, WireImageEmily Deschanel
Tribeca Film Festival
Grade: F+

Emily Deschanel's drab dress could have doubled as a picnic tablecloth.

Photo by Jamie McCarthy, WireImageViola Davis
Tribeca Film Festival
Grade: C+

Viola Davis looked terrific in white, but this embroidered Tory Burch sheath was a bit too matronly.

Photo by Jamie McCarthy, WireImageMary-Kate Olsen
Tribeca Film Festival
Grade: D

The super petite Mary-Kate Olsen often gives the impression that she's swimming in her clothes. Here she looked like she just stepped out of a pool.

Photo by Jim Spellman, WireImagePatricia Clarkson
Tribeca Film Festival
Grade: D-

Many antique lampshades gave their lives to create Patricia Clarkson's fringed fashion faux pas.

Photo by Steve Granitz, WireImageMichelle Rodriguez
"Fast and Furious" Los Angeles premiere
Grade: F-

Michelle Rodriguez's transparent dress was a walking wardrobe malfunction.

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  • On the contrary, I would want to look up his kilt...
    report abuseNatalia J posted May 9, 2009, 10:06 pm PDT
  • It is a simple outfit. I don't think he's the sexiest man eva. I think there are a ton of new ones that look even beta
    report abuseYahoo! Movies User posted May 9, 2009, 10:33 pm PDT
  • everyone looks great, but miley she looks like a possessed robot!!!!
    report abuseanonymous posted May 9, 2009, 10:33 pm PDT
  • Shoulder pads in women's fashion is evil, pure evil. They should be banned and anyone who wears them immediately banished from ever appearing in public again. Did I mention I hate shoulder pads?
    report abuseRose posted May 10, 2009, 3:53 am PDT
  • ummm? is he kidding?
    report abuseNinja Giraffe posted May 10, 2009, 4:24 am PDT
  • Not liking the belt. Makes it look like a paper sack. The color's nice.
    report abuseC. posted May 10, 2009, 7:20 am PDT
  • why does anybody really give a crap? i dont understand why anybody would care how these pretentious hollywood type dress or who is dressed better than the next. i see it as idol worship and that is just wrong. but this is only my opinion which i am entitled to.
    report abusebrian posted May 10, 2009, 7:56 am PDT
  • Who cares about the stupid celebrities? Stop making the public dumb and please provide some quality content.
    report abuseRocky posted May 10, 2009, 8:14 am PDT
  • WOW!!! Miley Cyrus looks like CRAP!!!
    report abuseYahoo! Movies User posted May 10, 2009, 8:41 am PDT
  • Wow, I wonder if I had all that money to buy clothes and whatever if people would be jeolose and say theyre ugly? There's other things to worry about.
    report abuseKristy L posted May 10, 2009, 11:41 am PDT
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