This weekend "I Love You, Man" -- a buddy comedy starring Paud Rudd and Jason Segel -- hits the theaters. In honor of that, we've put together a gallery of quotes from some other great buddy flicks.

Photo by Dale Robinette/Columbia PicturesPineapple Express (2008)

SAUL (James Franco): No, no! What do you mean, the battery's dead?
DALE DENTON (Seth Rogan): How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

Photo by The Kobal Collection, WireImageStir Crazy (1980)

SKIP DONAHUE (Gene Wilder): This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring... what did that second policeman say to you when he grabbed you by the throat?
HARRY MONROE (Richard Pryor): Man, I don't [expletive] believe you!
SKIP DONAHUE: "Man, I don't [expletive] believe you!" Fabulous!

Photo by Columbia PicturesStep Brothers (2008)

BRENNAN (Will Ferrell): Alright. If you were a chick, who's the one guy you would sleep with?
BRENNAN & DALE (John C. Reilly): John Stamos.
DALE: WHAT?!?
BRENNAN: Did we just become best friends?
Dale: YEP!

Photo by New Line Cinema/The Kobal Collection, WireImageDumb & Dumber (1994)

HARRY (Jeff Daniels): I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
LLOYD (Jim Carrey): Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Photo by New Line CinemaHarold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)

HAROLD (John Cho): Why does everything have to be a huge argument with you, man?
KUMAR (Kal Penn): Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one's going to shut me up.

Photo by RKO Radio Pictures, Everett CollectionThe Flying Deuces (1939)

Stan (Stan Laurel): Well, now that you're going to go, what would you like to come back as?
OLLIE (Oliver Hardy): Well, I haven't given it much thought. I like horses. I guess I'd like to come back as a horse.
STAN: Hah!
OLLIE: What would you like to be when you come back?
STAN: Oh, I'd rather come back as myself. I always got on swell with me.

Photo by Rogue PicturesHot Fuzz (2007)

DANNY (Nick Frost): What's it like being stabbed?
NICHOLAS (Simon Pegg): It was the single most painful experience of my life.
DANNY: What's the second most painful?

Photo by 20th Century Fox, Everett CollectionButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

BUTCH CASSIDY (Paul Newman): How many are following us?
SUNDANCE KID (Robert Redford): All of 'em.
BUTCH CASSIDY:All of 'em. What's the matter with those guys?

Photo by New Line Cinema, Everett CollectionWedding Crashers (2005)

JEREMY (Vince Vaughn): Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
JOHN (Owen Wilson): Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.
JEREMY: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

Photo by Melissa Moseley/Columbia PicturesSuperbad (2007)

EVAN (Michael Cera): Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol.
SETH (Jonah Hill): Oh no, that IS pimp.
EVAN: That's what I was afraid of.

Photo by John Bramley/Warner Bros. PicturesKiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

HARRY (Robert Downey Jr.): Do you think I'm stupid?
PERRY (Val Kilmer): I don't think you'd know where to put food at if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid.

Photo by New Line CinemaRush Hour (1998)

CARTER(Chris Tucker): Man, just sit there and shut up! This ain't no democracy.
LEE(Jackie Chan): Yes, it is.
CARTER: No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your [expletive] belongs to me.

Photo by United Artists/Kobal, WireImageSome Like It Hot (1959)

JERRY (Jack Lemmon): Have I got things to tell you!
JOE (Tony Curtis): What happened?
JERRY: I'm engaged.
JOE: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
JERRY: I am!

Photo by Fox Searchlight, Everett CollectionSideways (2004)

JACK (Thomas Haden Church): Do not sabotage me.
MILES (Paul Giamatti): Oh, aye, aye, Captain. You got it.
JACK: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
MILES: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving!

Photo by Gramercy Pictures, Everett CollectionThe Big Lebowski (1998)

WALTER (John Goodman): You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
THE DUDE (Jeff Bridges): Then you know he's got emotional problems, man.
WALTER: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Photo by Paramount Pictures, Everett CollectionTommy Boy (1995)

TOMMY (Chris Farley): Does this suit make me look fat?
RICHARD (David Spade): No, your face does.

Photo by Paramount Pictures, Everett CollectionRoad to Morocco (1942)

JEFF (Bing Crosby): We must storm the place.
TURKEY (Bob Hope): You storm. I'll stay here and drizzle.

Photo by Columbia Pictures, Everett CollectionMen In Black (1997)

JAY (Will Smith): You do know Elvis is dead, right?
KAY (Tommy Lee Jones): No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

Photo by Universal, Everett CollectionThe Blues Brothers (1980)

JAKE (John Belushi): First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
ELWOOD (Dan Aykroyd): They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

Photo by Embassy Pictures/Kobal, Everett CollectionThe Producers (1967)
LEO (Gene Wilder): Actors are not animals! They're human beings!
MAX (Zero Mostel): They are? Have you ever eaten with one?

Photo by Miramax, Everett CollectionSwingers (1996)

TRENT (Vince Vaughn): Vegas baby! Vegas!
MIKE (Jon Favreau): Vegas!

Photo by Paramount, Everett CollectionClerks (1994)

RANDAL (Jeff Anderson): You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.
DANTE (Brian O'Halloran): Which ones?
RANDAL: All of them.

Photo by Paramount/Kobal, WireImageWayne's World (1992)

GARTH (Dana Carvey): Um, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman? You think you're gonna hurl?
WAYNE (Mike Myers): I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Photo by Universal/Kobal, WireImageMidnight Run (1988)

JONATHAN (Charles Grodin): I've got money, you know. I'll give you whatever you want.
JACK (Robert De Niro): Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes, and already I don't like you.
JONATHAN: Gee, that's too bad, because I really like you!

Photo by Paramount, Everett CollectionPlanes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

NEAL (Steve Martin): Eh, look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not much of a conversationalist. And I really want to finish this article, a friend of mine wrote it, so...
DEL (John Candy): Don't let me stand in your way. Please, don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth. You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut. If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs...

Photo by Warner Bros. Pictures, Everett CollectionLethal Weapon (1987)

RIGGS (Mel Gibson): You don't trust me at all, do you?
MURTAUGH (Danny Glover): Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.
RIGGS: Fair enough.

Photo by Universal Pictures, Everett CollectionIn the Navy (1941)

SMOKEY (Bud Abbott): Did you ever go to school, stupid?
POMEROY (Lou Costello): Yeah, and I come out the same way.

Photo by Paramount/Kobal, WireImage48 hrs (1982)

REGGIE (Eddie Murphy): You got a lady, Cates?
JACK (Nick Nolte): Yeah.
REGGIE: You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.

Photo by Paramount/Kobal, WireImageCheech & Chong's Up in Smoke (1978)

PEDRO (Cheech Marin): Hey, how am I driving, man?
MAN (Tommy Chong): I think we're parked.

Photo by Orion Pictures, Everett CollectionBill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

TED (Keanu Reeves): Your step-mom IS cute, though.
BILL (Alex Winter): Shut up, Ted!
TED: Remember when I asked her to the prom?
BILL: [shouts] Shut up, Ted!