We're Just Not That Into Them

02/05/09

SHOW THUMBNAILS

The relationship between movie stars and their audiences is sort of like a romantic one. First, there's the thrill of infatuation. Then, there is a comfortable familiarity. But often, the bloom eventually comes off the rose, and fans simply move on. With that in mind, here are some fading stars whose public has seemed to say, "We're just not that into you."

Photo by Jean Baptiste Lacroix, WireImageRENEE ZELLWEGER
Biggest Box Office Gross: "Chicago" -- $170,687,518
Most Recent Box Office Gross: "New in Town" -- $8,628,291 (and counting)

Zellweger raked in piles of cash and got an Oscar nomination for "Chicago," but her most recent turn as a rom-com lead tanked in "New in Town."

Photo by Tony Barson, WireImageKATE HUDSON
Biggest Box Office Gross: "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" -- $105,813,373
Most Recent Box Office Gross: "Bride Wars" -- $54,298,710

Kate Hudson hit box-office gold with "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" and more or less has been trying to duplicate that success for the past five years. "Bride Wars" hints that that well might just be drying up.

Photo by Fred Duval, Film MagicKEIRA KNIGHTLEY
Biggest Box Office Gross: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" -- $423,315,812
Most Recent Box Office Gross: "The Duchess" -- $13,848,978

Comparing summer blockbusters to British costume dramas might not be completely fair, but Knightley has been getting a bit too much mileage out of her hoop skirt, bodice, silly hair combo.

Photo by Marcel Thomas, Film MagicKEANU REEVES
Biggest Box Office Gross: "The Matrix Reloaded" -- $281,492,479
Most Recent Box Office Gross: "The Day the Earth Stood Still" -- $78,807,677

"The Matrix" was a huge hit for Keanu. The second "Matrix" flick, even more so. But the middling performance of his latest flick -- which had the budget of $80 million -- seems to indicate that audiences are growing bored of Reeves in over-cooked Sci-fi flicks.

Photo by Dan Gorder, Film MagicJESSICA ALBA
Biggest Box Office Gross: "Fantastic Four" -- $281,576,461
Most Recent Box Office Gross: "The Eye" -- $78,807,677

Though she might still grace the covers of fashion magazines, Jessica Alba starred in a string of C-grade horror flicks, which hasn't done much to burnish her career. She needs to don those "Fantastic Four" leotards again.

Photo by Jon Kopaloff, Film MagicMIKE MYERS
Biggest Box Office Gross: "Shrek 2" -- $441,226,247
Most Recent Box Office Gross: "The Love Guru" -- $32,235,793

The first Austin Powers movie was funny. The third, mildly amusing. "Love Guru" was so spectacularly unfunny that it might actually cause damage to the humor section of the brain. Worse, it was also a huge box-office bomb.

Photo by Dan Kitwood, Getty ImagesNICOLE KIDMAN
Biggest Box Office Gross: "Happy Feet" -- $198,000,317
Most Recent Box Office Gross: "Australia" -- $49,054,498

Forbes magazine singled out Kidman as being the most overpaid celebrity in Hollywood. With the exception of providing the voice to an animated penguin in "Happy Feet," she has recently starred in multiple movies that fizzled at the box-office, the most recent being that over-ripe yawn-fest called "Australia."

Photo by Frank Micelotta, Getty ImagesEDDIE MURPHY
Biggest Box Office Gross: "Shrek 2" -- $441,226,247
Most Recent Box Office Gross: "Meet Dave" -- $11,803,254

Though the "Shrek" franchise made piles of cash, Eddie Murphy's highest grossing non-animated flick was all the way back during the Reagan administration with "Beverly Hills Cop 2." Murphy might want to avoid fat suits and high concept movie ideas in the future and instead make something that's actually funny.

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  • this is soooo true its scary. But I could think of a few more names to ad to the list.
    report abuseEmily B posted February 7, 2009, 2:20 pm PST
  • It's really Orwellian to have "We" in the headline of an article
    report abuseDaLaconic posted February 7, 2009, 2:21 pm PST
  • Your nuts if you think fans have fallen out of love with Kare Hudson
    report abusecassie w posted February 7, 2009, 2:23 pm PST
  • Are they serious! They do realize some of the movies depend on who is seeing them. Shrek 2 and Happy Feet. Kid Oriented. Fantastic Four anyone who is into superheroes. They should really think some of these things thru!
    report abuseYahoo! Movies User posted February 7, 2009, 2:25 pm PST
  • Whoever wrote this simply needs to get a real job or go back to school for remedial training. Quit attempting to make news rather than just report it.
    report abusenate c posted February 7, 2009, 2:29 pm PST
  • I can't believe that someone has the job of writing such pointless drivel.
    report abusemathgirl posted February 7, 2009, 2:34 pm PST
  • Why pay any attention to Hollywood stars. THEY ARE ACTORS who work in a fantasy world--NOT the real world. Who cares what they think any more than what you or I think. Over and out.
    report abusemustang posted February 7, 2009, 2:56 pm PST
  • Who the Fu-k was ever into Mike Myers hes a douchebag
    report abusekylem posted February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm PST
  • Speak for yourself, i'm wayyyyy into Kate Hudson, as are many other people. Seek another career.
    report abuseZippo posted February 7, 2009, 3:03 pm PST
  • You've got to be kidding. I should be so lucky as to be able to draw as many people into a theater as Kate Hudson!
    report abuseJoseph posted February 7, 2009, 3:52 pm PST
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