So imagine yourself walking out the front door of your nice home, in your cozy little American suburb. Everything seems normal right? Sally riding her bike up and down the street ringing her bell. Your friendly neighborhood ice cream man plays his hypnotizing music as he stops for a moment to peddle his treats to Sally.
But wait! Something doesn't seem right at all! Taking a closer look at things, you notice that the ice cream truck is rolling down the street with nobody driving and Sally appears to have made a mess with her ice cream! Hold on, that's not an ice cream cone! It's the ice cream guy's spleen! What's going on?!
The zombie apocalypse is finally upon us and you have no idea what to do, or where to go. How will you survive when you are faced with hordes of flesh craving, walking dead? Have no clue how to survive a massive zombie take over? Feel safe and at ease knowing you can depend on me, The Ultimate Zombie movie fan to learn all of your Zombie apocalypse survival skills!
I am the ultimate Zombie movie fan! Anything Undead, I have an undying (pun intended) need to watch or read about. Since the tender age of 9 years old, I have been indulging in the living dead. For some reason I just have always had this taste for anything Zombie related. I think I have watched most of the movies about our cuddly, undead friends and I'm not exaggerating. I can't say I have seen them all because people are making new zombie films everyday. There are a lot of options when choosing a good zombie flick. Do I want gory or funny, maybe a little of both? Well I definitely love a little gore but my wife really doesn't enjoy it much! When watching with the wife, I tend to pick a funnier film like "Shaun of the Dead".
From the first zombie movie I ever watched, George Romero's "Night of the Living Dead", I have been hooked on the zombie phenomenon! "Return of the Living Dead", "Dawn of the Dead", "Zombieland" and "Fido" are a few of my top favorite zombie flicks ever.
I don't need memorabilia, though if I could finance a zombie collection, I would. I don't need to go to any big Living Dead Conventions or participate in zombie walks (if a zombie outbreak were to happen at one of these, I might not make it out with my brains still intact). All I need is the satisfaction and terror, that watching a zombie movie brings me, to be the ULTIMATE zombie movie fan !
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