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    'Creature' Feature's Opening One of the Worst Ever at the Box Office

    'Creature' Movie Poster (The Bubble Factory)While it played to a precious few fans, the indie horror film "Creature" did manage to put the fear of god into its producers, and pretty much everyone else associated with the film, at the weekend box office.

    The film grossed only $331,000 opening up in 1,507 U.S. theaters this weekend, making it the worst premiere ever for a film opening in 1,500 locations or more, according to BoxOfficeMojo.com.

    On a per screen basis, the horror film's debut was even worse than that of "Transylmania," an indie horror comedy that set the record for worst opening for a film opening in 1,000 or more theaters.

    Also read: 'Transylmania' Sucks: The Worst Movie Opening Ever

    "Transylmania" grossed a miserable $263,941, opening up at 1,007 locations in December 2009, averaging $262 per engagement. "Creature" averaged only $220 per theater.

    Putting that in perspective, $220 is about what one row of moviegoers spent on popcorn for the last "Harry Potter" movie.

    The story of a swamp monster living in the Louisiana Bayou, "Creature" was produced for an undisclosed "microbudget" and self-distributed by Sid and Jon Sheinberg's Bubble Factory -- Sid being the president of Universal Studios during the release of "Jaws," "ET" and "Jurassic Park." 

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    The film was directed by Fred Andrews, a veteran production designer for TV procedural dramas like "CSI: Miami" and "Without a Trace," who oversaw a cast of largely no-name actors.

    As for the plot, stop us if you've heard this before: gang of young adults gets into scary inbred trouble when they venture into a sparsely populated rural area.

    The logline: An ex-Navy seal (played by "True Blood's" Mehcad Brooks), his girlfriend (Serinda Swan of "Breakout Kings") and their friends head out on a road trip to New Orleans. The group decides to stop at a roadside convenience store owned by Chopper (veteran horror actor Sid Haig), who tells them the tale of Lockjaw, a fabled god-like creature who is half-man, half-alligator.

    Of course, their curiousity means that they have to meet Lockjaw themselves ... leading to scary results for the roughly 35,000 people who paid to see the film ... or maybe not so scary. There was certainly little buzz about this movie, which wasn't screened for critics prior to its release. (Rotten Tomatoes gave it a "6 percent fresh" rating, which was precisley 6 percent more than Sony comedy "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" received, perhaps meaning "Creature" wasn't necessarily the worst film, qualitatively, of the weekend.)

    The film was promoted, but only to a point.

    The producers say they made "significant" TV ad buys, buying spots on low-cost NBCU cable channels including SyFy, G4, and E!.

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    "We produced and self-distributed "Creature" with a great deal of enthusiasm and we knew we needed to be innovative and bold with our release plan," said Jon Sheinberg of Bubble Releasing, in statement shortly before the film's Friday release.

    "Hopefully we will pave the way for independent filmmakers to have a new template for indie films to be released on a national level."

    Well, they've got their template, just not the one Sheinberg had in mind.

    Watch the trailer for "Creature" (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: Scary content):

     

    3,485 comments

    • lilmax  •  8 months ago
      Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Hollywood is completely devoid of any imagination at all anymore?? Even the trailer, which is usually a complation of the only good scenes of a movie, has the ability to put you to sleep in less than two minutes.
      I think maybe I'll go turn on Jersey Shores and set my hair on fire.
      • michaelk 8 months ago
        I can't think of anything more enjoyable than watching Jersey Shore with my skull engulfed in flames.... So, kudos to that, Lilmax! Kudos to that.
      • Nakkiel 8 months ago
        isn't this an indie?
      • Gerald 8 months ago
        You can't blame this one on Hollywood.
    • levarm  •  8 months ago
      Wait. How did the SyFy channel get one of their movies into theatres? Heheheheeee
    • Bob The Chemist  •  8 months ago
      kids today are shooting Nazi zombies and mutating aliens all night after school - there is very little chance even a small child will find this even remotely spooky
      • Rabbit 8 months ago
        And kicking those aliens' limbs off! Yay for DEAD SPACE!
      • A Yahoo! User 8 months ago
        id watch it just for fun anyways
        P.S. U ROCK PERSON WHO LIKES DEAD SPACE its sooooooooooo ausome . and i like to blow up stuff
    • crazycoolfool  •  8 months ago
      night hawk your a perv ....lol
      • Letsee 8 months ago
        Oi have an one eye monster for you. lol
    • Hulk  •  8 months ago
      I hope the black guy survives in this movie.
      • James 8 months ago
        he does!
      • Mayoko 8 months ago
        hahaha right on! :D
      • Bud 8 months ago
        why? How about the white guy A$$ hole.
    • A Yahoo! User  •  8 months ago
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      I thought she was knocked up? That would do it!

      gotta agree though, these chicks are trash.
    • crazycoolfool  •  8 months ago
      this is the worst movie of all time pepole !!!!!!!! dont go see it please!!!!!!
      • what the hel 8 months ago
        peee pole. LOL
      • Letsee 8 months ago
        shut up! why don't you make a movie then. f@/ !
    • Caleb  •  8 months ago
      that review didn't seem helpful, nor positive about the movie, it just stated what it had, "SEX, BLOOD, AND A TERRIFYING MONSTER...." the rest was probably bad, what horrible editing, what if other movies did that? inception- "ROBBERS, DREAMS, AND CGI..."
      scott pilgrim- "VIDEO GAMES, HIPSTERS, AND INDIE ROCK MUSIC..." smurfs- "LITTLE BLUE PEOPLE, NEW YORK, GEORGE LOPEZ..." twilight- "VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, AN EMOTIONLESS ACTRESS..." step broithers- "STEP BROTHERS, POOP, NOSTALGIC ITEMS..."
      see how stupid that looks?
    • Julio  •  8 months ago
      you call this scary? Michele Bachmann for president...now that's scary
    • Sheshaw  •  8 months ago
      A interracial failure movie. Black thug, white girl idiot couple, with the big bad inbred "white male" monster.

      Go figure. Failure propaganda.
    • Laurie  •  8 months ago
      U need to go with a open mind and not listen to what everyone is saying so it will be ur own oppion, then u ur selfs own oppion
    • David  •  8 months ago
      I thought it looked like a typical horror flick until about half way through the trailer. If the trailer had ended at the 1:06 mark I would have been tempted to go watch it.
    • Nicolas  •  8 months ago
      worst trailer ever
    • Marie  •  8 months ago
      It's like Swampthing on drugs!! Why would anyone remake a classic like that and try to scare people to believe that such things really excit!!
    • sandy  •  8 months ago
      no way i see that
    • Pete  •  8 months ago
      I'm sure it will do better once out on DVD.
    • Scontz  •  8 months ago
      It bombed at the box-office? Ya THINK? Good lord what we have here is a script and plot, and make-up a child could easily fabricate..........stereotype monster-genre CITY. NEXT!
    • Paulo Maligana  •  8 months ago
      good movie
    • Ivan  •  8 months ago
      i like pork chops...
    • scott g  •  8 months ago
      Not worth it

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