George Lucas apparently has much atoning to do for his decision to sell LucasFilm to Disney. The Star Wars creator and film mogul comes in for a heavy tweaking in the list of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions posted by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's Funny or Die website.
The resolution, one of 10 posted by A General Nonchalance, does not exactly suggest that hopes are running high for Disney's reboot of the Star Wars franchise.
Not all of the resolutions are movie-related. But those that do have a connection to film, however tenuous, are:
That doesn't sound so much like a resolution as it does large-scale fantasy fulfillment for potential Baby Goose stalkers out there.
Funny stuff, but the post left me wanting more. So, I invite all you wicked wits out there who read Movieline to submit your own movie-related barbs in the comments section. For instance, I could see Russell Crowe resolving:
"More time menacing public with phones. Less time assaulting them with my singing."
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