While buds to such crazy naughty folk as Paris Hilton and Roman Polanski weigh in on their friends' reportedly baddie behavior, you guys certainly get nutty with the mailbag, that's fer sure! Time to read 'em and make Ted weep...
Always refreshing to see that money and infamy can't buy you everything. That's what Paris Hilton had to learn the embarrassing way last week during a failed flirting attempt with soccer hottie Cristiano Ronaldo. Becks Jr., 'course, was partying at exclusive club Villa when prowler Pee stepped over a sea of gawking gals to get side by side with the Portuguese stud. However, a clubgoer insisted C.R. was hardly interested in the encroaching femme fatale. He gave her the VIP brush-off (despite Pare putting her best breast forward), completely ignoring Miz H, as he continued drinking and hobbling around without giving her a second glance. Although Pare-poo's publicist denied all of this, I'm gonna have to trust somethin' truthful's up here—at least partially. Paris was so not into Benji, that schlump of a shrimp she calls her b-f, last time I saw them. And trust, Paris lives to have her hons—both famous and not—crawl to her, not vice versa.
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