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THE LOVE HIMSELF GURU
by bobby (movies profile)
Jul 4, 2008
6
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7 people found this review helpful
Disgusting is all I can say about all the boring poo, pee, size, stain and smell jokes. He laughs at all his own lines because no one else will. Big stars are completely wasted with no good jokes and the story is terrible. "Climax" is watching two elephants hump which is actually the best part of the movie, if that tells you anything. Myers also doesn't do a damn thing with Jessica Alba either. There is no basis for chemistry and he is so repulsive that when they get together in the end its revolting. Myers stinks and this film stinks. It is a shameless rip off of the film "The Guru" with Heather Graham which was much better though that is not saying much. The trailer has all the best scenes so if you enjoyed the trailer just watch it over and over and avoid this mess. |