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D |
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| Story: |
D+ |
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D |
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| Direction: |
D |
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B- |
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Is it too late for this movie? Of course!
by MeriwetherF (movies profile)
Oct 31, 2008
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I'm sitting with my friends toward the back of the theater as the credits begin to roll for 'Molly Hartley', and our stomachs hurt. No, not from wanting to throw up from the eye-tickling gory visuals, but from laughing so hard at this double-stuffed, blasphemous, mind-blowingly tawdry Halloween flick.
"What just happened?" I say to my friend. What had happened was the worst ending in B/Horror movie history. I guess the writers were going for a "twist ending", or whatever, but what happened was a hand-on-mouth, "What?!?" ending.
I felt like a had been given a 'trick' by my neighbor (instead of a treat? get it? I know, it's bad...). "Hey, give me $17.25 and in return I'll give you a marshmallow peanut that is bad to begin with and you will find a razor-blade inside", say the producers to the audience.
I won't tell you how it ends (obviously) but I'll just tell you that if you fall under one of the following people groups (from which I do most), you will most likely feel like a you just got slapped:
-Christians
-People who are religious whatsoever
-People who like to see 'Good' movies generally
-People who like to keep 10 bucks in their pockets and not in a trash can.
-And people who don't worship the FREAKING DEVIL!
I want a public from the director. What's his name again? Don't worry. You've never seen anything from him and if you have you won't ever again.
"I'll never get those two hours back, Molly Hartley!" put that in your blog. |
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