| Overall Grade: |
F |
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| Story: |
F |
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| Acting: |
F |
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| Direction: |
F |
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| Visuals: |
F |
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why stop at ''F'' ?
by frank (movies profile)
Apr 10, 2008
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49 people found this review helpful
ok,the movie is on course to be the worst of this century with perfect stranger a close second.
the jist;aubrey flemming gets kidnapped/tortured/released.i say released because its unthinkable of her escaping with half an arm and half a leg while on drugs.shes found in a ditch by a driver who swerves to avoid turning a raccoon into roadkill.
at the hospital,aubrey insists that shes not aubrey but a stripper named dakota.at this point,the talking in the audience was unstoppable and more entertaining and creative than what i paid to see.normally,talking while the movie is playing would have ruined my experience but now here.in fact,i joined in.
im going to try and save as many as i can from wasting time and money by giving this away....
DAKOTA IS AUBREYS TWIN.AUBREY IS THE ONE WHO GOT TORTURED,NOT DAKOTA.DAKOTA IS SUFFERING FROM A BOGUS FORM OF STIGMATA AS WELL AS BEING A HORRIBLE STRIPPER (SHE MUST HAVE LEARNED HOW FROM WATCHING LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE).WHEN AUBREY GETS A LIMB HACKED OFF,DAKOTA LOSES ONE OF HER OWN.WOW!!!!!
HER EX PIANO TEACHER IS THE KILLER/KIDNAPPER (HE ONLY KILLS 2 PEOPLE;1 COLLEGE STUDENT-UNSEEN-AND AUBREYS FATHER AT THE END).DAKOTA SOMEHOW FINDS AUBREY BURIED ALIVE,DIGS HER UP AND LAYS NEXT TO HER.
FOR THE LONELY GUYS HOPING TO SEE HER NAKED,TOUGH LUCK....SHE ONLY SHOWS HER SHOULDERS AND LEGS.ALSO,THIS ISNT THAT GORY EITHER.WHAT GORE THERE WAS WAS CARTOONISH AT BEST.
if LiLo survives this mess,i will be amazed.in closing.......
THIS ''MOVIE'' SUCT BIGTIMEASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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