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Overall Grade: F
Story: F
Acting: D-
Direction: F
Visuals: F
Girls, Gore & Incest
by john (movies profile) Apr 3, 2007
45 of 71 people found this review helpful
Watch this movie if you enjoy seeing eyeballs GOUGED out & eaten and people slipping & sliding in pools of BLOOD.

There is one brief NUDE scene which does not involve Michelle. There is one brief SEX scene and plenty of GORE, blood, severed heads & empty eye sockets.

This flick will not SCARE you. This film is not a THRILLER and it is not funny. You do not feel sympathy for any of the characters. The dialogue is basically yelling, screaming & cursing. The story is predictable and not suspenseful. You will wish that everyone would quickly die so you can go home.

The plot is about a young boy who was terribly abused by his mother. The mother seduces her son when the boy begins puberty. Nine months later, she gives birth to a baby girl. Keep your eye on this girl.

The son grows older & becomes a psychopathic killer who enjoys cooking & eating his victims' body parts. One Christmas, the boy cooks & devours his mother with milk & cookies. He is captured & sentenced to a mental hospital for insane criminals.

This Christmas he escapes from a mental hospital & returns to his house which is now inhabited by a sorority. There is a group of sorority sisters stranded at the house during Christmas. The girls are terrorized with murder, mutilation & mayhem. Most everyone has their eyes pulled out and eaten. Steams of blood flow across the floors resulting in people slipping & sliding in panic. Severed heads fall out of opened doors which adds to the chaos.

I put on my coat during what I assumed was the last scene. Sadly, the film continue for two more predictable scenes. The closing credits never looked so good.

Michelle Trachtenberg is an awesome actress with a great future. But this movie was a waste of her talent.

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