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Overall Grade: D+
Story: D+
Acting: D+
Direction: C-
Visuals: C+
The trailer pretty much sums it up..just add butts
by Yueyeyoona (movies profile) Feb 18, 2007
18 of 27 people found this review helpful
From the very start of this film while the credits are rolling--Rob Zombie tunes to kids with spikey hair in leather jackets jumping off mountains in motorcycles and crap...I thought: ok yeah this movie is for 13 year olds. So if that appealed to you, then this movie is for you!

The acting is nothing short of "wait--what's that kid's name again?" It is all very forgettable--as is this whole movie. It is predictable to the very ending from about after 20 minutes into it. When it was almost over--I felt I didn't even care to watch the ending, because I saw it coming from a mile away.

The entire movie was done in blue-ish coloring or something. It felt very dark and I never saw the light of day. But that was what kind of feeling they wanted to give you. There was not much gore in this...just some creepy spiders here and there.

One thing many people may enjoy about this film (if you are that type) is the many bottoms you get to see in this film. I can count like 5 butts off the top of my head right now. It uses the stupidest excuses just to show an arse in each scene. Yepp! That's how desperate it was to keep the audience entertained, because it knew they would start to fall asleep with it's pointless plot.

Hence, if you like butts and boys with 6 packs in leather jackets--this one is gold!

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