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F |
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| Story: |
D- |
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| Acting: |
D |
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| Direction: |
F |
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| Visuals: |
F |
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A festival of retardation
by Brian (movies profile)
Dec 18, 2006
Monumentally terrible acting, weak plot and terrible effects, this movie has it all! Not sure what’s more sad, that someone paid millions to make it or that I watched it till the end. Behold the power of sick fascination.
Why is it so bad you ask? Apparently in the world the writers come from 16th century pirates are running around at the same time as the civil war. Then watch out Captain Nemo has a nuke protected in his compound by Jurassic Parks electric fence! Sound dumb? Brother, I have no words. |
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