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F |
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D- |
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F |
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D |
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C |
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Most horrible movie ever made.
by Yahoo! Movies User (movies profile)
Dec 23, 2006
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The story is this: Paris Hilton plays a bitchy sorority girl in South Beach. That's basically it. No real plot is noticed in this piece of crap.
Ms. Hilton has once again proven to the world that she has no real talent. Her reality show is blatantly fake and poorly acted ("The Simple Life" series), she sucks in bed ("One Night in Paris"), she cannot act ("House of Wax," "Bottoms Up!" and "National Lampoon's Pledge This!"), nor can she sing (her debut album "Paris"). She's already famous enough for her party antics. Maybe she should stick to that since it seems as if that's the only thing she's good at- The world does not need to be subjected to her any longer!
The story was weak, the acting was hideous, the direction was crap, and the visuals were mediocre (Hey, it's South Beach!). I laughed mostly because the movie was just so horrible, not because it was actually funny. One thing that took away from the movie even more was the poor voiceover work. Paris's character told the story throughout the movie, but it was CLEAR that the voiceover voice did not belong to Paris. That was distracting. Did she not have time out of her busy schedule to come and talk for a few minutes? Please.
Don't waste your time on this. I'm not surprised it went straight to DVD. I can't believe they even allowed her to publicize this piece of crap at the Cannes Film Festival. |
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