| Overall Grade: |
C- |
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| Story: |
C+ |
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| Acting: |
C |
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| Direction: |
D+ |
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| Visuals: |
B- |
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::JOHN CUSACK, please have your people read this::
by GeorgiaM (movies profile)
Dec 12, 2007
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8 people found this review helpful
OK, we all know this movie had a lot of faults, disjointed chemistry, bad direction, mediocre acting.... it's tricky to get a room full of ego-driven actors and tell them they're supposed to be a big Irish family.... these people just didn't convey that closeness at all... they had the look, there was LOTS of possibility, but eh..... but anyway, forget all that!
--> This part is to John: What the hell is going on with you John Cusack?!? Why are you all puffy & squishy?? please tell me you haven't strolled the wayward path of botox too!! noooooo... you used to have this amazing ability to evoke an innocent yet lusty desire from so many of us chicks back in the day. Your hot intensity is still there, thank goodness, but your appeal used to be your realness~ dorky cutie, yet HHHHOTTTTT... baby, whatever subtle changes you're making to yourself, you just need to S - L - O - W that roll on down.... 2 words to inspire: Mickey Rourke. OK, done <--
...and, btw, lest you get confused by this review, John C. actually was the only good thing about this film... and the morons who can't figure out what nationality/ethnicity he is,[white? mexican? chinese?] duh... hello??? IRISH!! get out & see the world people... |
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