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B |
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A+ |
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B |
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A+ |
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Moist as a snack cake
by Bruce (movies profile)
Mar 27, 2008
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7 people found this review helpful
This movie was pretty much just an 87 minute SWC episode. And I am not complaining about that. It made me moist as a snack cake down there. Up until seeing this movie, I'd really only gone for the pole, but that shot of Jerri's toenails makes me a fan of the hole as well. I went with a group of ten of the sassiest fags in New York City, and everyone liked it--even Alfredo. Carl peed on himself and on John. Manny is going to have his name legally changed to Ramon. Peter kept yelling "Smack it, smack it, smack it" at the screen and had to be taken out in restraints. Colly couldn't really pay attention because he had done a little too much Glint (aka Satan's Hairlip). And even though Matt was fantasizing about lampshades he could rub his feces on, he had more than a few belly laughs. I didn't really know the other guys, but they said they liked it too. And of course we all ordered our tickets on...FANDANGO.
My one criticism: I wish they would have shown Jerri naked--at least her drooping yams. |
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