| Overall Grade: |
F |
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| Story: |
F |
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| Acting: |
F |
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| Direction: |
F |
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| Visuals: |
D- |
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Worst movie ever made
by Kenny (movies profile)
Apr 6, 2008
23
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30 people found this review helpful
If you thought Colin Farell was bad in Alexander, you should run for the hills, pitch a tent, and swear to never see this wretched film. Here are ten reasons why this movie is not worth your $10.
1. No dialog
2. The disney version is better
3. The 2.5 hours seems like eternity
4. The movie feels like interpretive dance on depressants
5. Characters are randomly inserted without any introduction
6. No dialog
7. You will want it to end
8. You will scream with frustration
9. In the middle of the battle, the natives and settlers stop for a brief moment, but then someone gets shot and Farell is like...'oh snap i better run into my little wood hut I built'.
10. At the end you will feel like a bad person becuase you are happy when someone in the movie finally dies
DON"T SEE THIS MOVIE!!! |
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