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D- |
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D+ |
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How AWFUL!
by Burrito (movies profile)
Nov 17, 2007
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188 people found this review helpful
ANOTHER pathetic bomb from J-Lolita? How many great projects go unfunded in Hollywood to make room to parade around her H2-sized ass, proving YET AGAIN she cannot act, sing, dance, read lines, improvise, dress, read teleprompter, or anything else a sensient actress should be able to do. Affleck is an affliction in ANOTHER especially bad performance of his, and it is clear to this reviewer that Ben only rode Matt's coattails outta Cambridge: this boy can't act! These two are awful. Overall, this movie is dreadful, and the whole "Ben and J-Lolita" thing is awful. What could we pay them to just go away? Or, to paraphrase Affleck's character "Chuckie" in "Good Will Hunting," "You know what the best part of my mnovie-going experience is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to the theatre, cause I think, maybe I'll get in there and sit down with my popcorn and neither of you won't be on screen, on a poster, or in a trailer. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You both just left. I don't know much, but I know that." |
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