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Another One Line review.
by The One (movies profile)
Jun 11, 2005
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4 people found this review helpful
Now here's flick for the kiddies out there, a big kangaroo gets hit by two guys in a jeep in Australia, because that's where kangaroos lives outside of zoos, then these fools give the kangaroo their drinking money after which they get pissed off and try to get the kangaroo, they even enlist the service of a hot Aussie chick who flies an airplane that they try to use to get the kangaroo then I left my seat for the can since I ate so much hummus and it was starting to work, if you know what I mean <wink wink>, so I left the theatre to, well you know, after which I returned and asked my girlfriend, "What did I miss" she said, "Not much" and I asked her if she was 'into' the movie, she said, "No it sucks", so we made out and I couldn't give a damn less if that stupid kangaroo died or became their friend or robbed them or got giggly with that Aussie guy from those Crocodile movies with the big knife, I swear I'll never watch another Australian movie because they obsess all too much with "knives" and regurgitated plotlines better left to such grand cinematic offerings like: Weekend at Bernies 5 - Bernie Starts to Smell Bad... |
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