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The WORST Movie Ever
by Sean (movies profile)
Feb 16, 2008
5
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5 people found this review helpful
This is, contrary to popular belief, and my own title, NOT the worst movie ever. No, far from it. Though the acting is awful, the direction is terrible, and visuals are laughable, it's still one my favorite movies. Why? It's so bad, it's good!
That's right, people! The movie has spaceships on strings, cardboard tombstones, and a police officer who is continually waving his loaded gun at himself and his fellow cast members, but it's still wonderful! The reason, of course, is that, by the end of the film, you will be laughing so hard at the alien's dialogue (Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!!) that it almost makes up for having to watch this horrible film!
Anyway...praises aside, this movie really is truly awful. The plot is one I can sum up in just a few words: Aliens from outer space want to stop Earthlings from destroying the universe via a bomb that will soon be created, so they raise the dead from the grave. Why do they do this? Well, we never quite figure out, but we think it's either because they want to destroy us so we can't build the bomb, or they wish to scare us to death. Either way, it doesn't work, and we end up destroying the aliens flying paper mache spaceship.
Okay, so the plot took a bit longer than expected to explain, but still...it all amounts to a horrible movie, in which the actor Bela Lugosi dies halfway through and they replace him with a guy who's about a foot taller than he is and never shows his face. Also, the director can never seem to decide whether it is night or day! And this was supposed to be a religius film that was being funded by the church! Bah! This is truly a bad film- see it and laugh, foolish Earthling! Soon, we will be back, with our UFO's attached to strings, and then you will be screaming, not laughing!
I give it an A. |
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