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HAND ME THE F***** KEYS YOU C***SUCKER!!!
by Anthony (movies profile)
Mar 26, 2007
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4 people found this review helpful
let me just say that this movie is brilliant in every aspect. the acting especially. The writer(Christopher McQuarrie)has you guessing til' the very end, which in my opinion is possibly the most brilliant, shocking and surprisung ending in all of film cinema. After the first time you watch you will want to watch it again. When you view this film again you will notice clues and hints to the ending that you did not realize before.(notice kevin spacey's observations of things in the office) It is truly a brilliant,complex, and deeply thought out crime thriller. One of the best to ever be put on film.
Now what i really came here to say...
i will take a dep breathe.....YOU ARE ALL MORONS!!! YOU DO NOT GIVE FILM A BAD REVIEW BECAUSE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT!!! IF THE FILM IS TOO COMPLEX FOR YOU IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE EITHER A.D.D. OR YOU ARE TOO STUPID AND IMMATURE TO UNDERSTAND AND HANDLE A COMPLEX(AND MIGHT I MENTION BRILLIANT)STORYLINE!!! IF ANY OF THESE APPLY TO YOU PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF CINEMA AND THE GOOD OF MAN KIND, SHUT UP AND STICK TO WATCHING DEGRADING MOVIES WITH SIMPLE STORY LINES
SO YOU DON'T CAUSE ANY MORE HARM TO YOURSELF, YOUR MIND,OR GO INTO AN EPILEPTIC SEISURE FROM TRYING TO THINK TO HARD!!!FOR PEOPLE WHO GAVE THIS FILM A GOOD REVIEW I APPLAUD YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW GOOD CINEMA WHEN YOU SEE IT(NOT LIKE SOME OF OUR SLOWER REVIEWERS WE HAVE HERE ON YAHOO REVIEWS)FOR EXAMPLE HOW STUPID DOES THIS SOUND?:
YEAH I DIDN'T LIKE IT CUZ I DIDN'T GET IT AND I WAS LOST SO I'M GUNNA GIVE IT A BAD REVIEW. YES I KNOW...IT SOUNDS VERY STUPID AND PATHETIC!!!BUT THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE WRITING IN OUR PRECIOUS REVIEWS!!!
in closing i hope that my review of the brilliant film "the usual suspects" opened up the eyes of our moron reviewing community we have here at yahoo,and they now realize their ultimately stupid reviews should be aimed at horrible films and not at films that are amazing and spectacular.and i hope i have helped and urged people to make the right decision and watch outstanding cinema.
good nite @(*_*)@ |
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