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Gotta love your mother...
by Alan (movies profile)
May 3, 2005
3
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5 people found this review helpful
What happens when giant rats rape monkeys? Zombies invade New Zealand, of course! Peter Jackson starts with this scientific fact, and then brings it into the world of public awareness through custard with blood, zombie sex, and latina sexiness. Since my girlfriend is latina, I can tell you that it does help to have one when there is a zombie attack. I've never been attacked by zombies, and neither has she. This movie is littered with those little issues that plauge our society, like baby neglect and family disorder, and really has a lot of social commentary. The scene where the mother mutates and has gigantic titty and ass really made me think about my family problems, and how to change them. Watch this movie for the gore, but leave with a greater understanding of the world. Peter Jackson, why did you do Lord of the Rings? I hope you choke on a giant splinter after falling down a lot of wooden stairs. |
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