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I JUST MURDERED MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN!!!!
by Troy (movies profile)
Dec 20, 2005
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I just finished watching this pile of crap about two hours ago. Going into the movie, I thought with a cast like this, and a director of this caliber, HOW COULD I GO WRONG?? The second this movie ended, I realized that I am simply too stupid to live. Anyone volunteering their money to watch this "movie" should literally be shot on sight. Realizing that I do not deserve to waste the oxygen someone else's car engine could burn, I decided to take my own life. As I put the shotgun in my mouth for the first time, just before pulling the trigger my heart sank as I had a startling realization. I realized that my genes would not be completely removed from the earth until my five beautiful children no longer draw breath. As a result, their lifeless bodies are now floating in the bathtub ten feet from me. This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do, but this is the debt I owe society for my outrageous stupidity. As I gag on the barrel of this shotgun one last time, I beg you: please don't turn out like I have, DON'T SEE THE OMEGA CODE!!!!!!! |
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