There are Christmas Classics that have become an indelible
part of many people‘s holiday tradition; think of: A Charlie
Brown Christmas; Rudolf with Burl Ives; It’s a
Wonderful Life with Jimmy Stuart.And A Christmas
Story.
I watched it incessantly on cable television in the '80s. I bought
the VHS. I bought the laserdisc. I bought the full-frame DVD and then
the widescreen DVD. I bought the Blu-ray Disc. I even bought the leg-
lamp (sitting proudly centered in my living room window as I type). I
don’t think anyone anticipated that this low-budget film from
the ‘80s would usher in such a cult following with thousands if
not millions of dedicated fans. But once it’s become a part of
your established television Christmas Classics repertoire, no Holiday
season would be complete without it.
For the unfamiliar,
A Christmas Story balances an idyllic Norman Rockwell-worthy
picture of the 1940s against off-color satire that’s not afraid
to show the rusty fenders and frayed sweaters of an over-romanticized
era. The melding of nostalgia with unrepentant humor is a combination
that works brilliantly. The story, supremely acted by child-lead Peter
Billingsley in the role of Ralphie, serves as a channel to allow any
kid or adult viewer to place him or herself into the vicarious
memories of this onscreen family. Ralphie’s insatiable desire
for his forbidden air-rifle carries us through his medley of
experiences with friends, school teachers, neighborhood bullies, and
parents unsympathetic to his BB gun plight that finally land him on
that fateful Christmas morn.
For those of us who grew up
watching it as a holiday ritual, our own Christmas memories are
somewhat fused with those of Ralphie and his friends staring
into the department store window stocked full of Christmas toys on
display. Anyone with real memories to cherish from the 1940s will
enjoy A Christmas Story, and all of its historical details,
even more. There aren’t very many laugh-out-loud comedies that
are safe for the whole family to enjoy. A Christmas Story is
prime among them.
What About This new Blu-ray Disc Release?
It’s 100% identical to the version Warner released last year,
only with slightly different packaging. If you’ve already got
this title on HD DVD or Blu-ray Disc you’ll gain nothing by
purchasing this new release (although if you only have the standard
definition DVD, you’ll see some modest improvements in the
picture on your new HDTV with any of the HD incarnations).
The Video: How Do The Discs Look?
Allowances need to be made given the soft-focus style and low-budget
photography of this '80s production. However, that being said, the VC-
1 compressed 1.85:1 picture looks better than its DVD counterpart, but
doesn’t look much like high definition outside of a direct A/B
comparison. It’s possible that the low bit-rate of the video is
partly to blame, or perhaps we really are seeing the 35 mm photography
exactly as it appears on the source negative or inter-positive.
Colors are muted and skewed to warm earth tones, but this is
per artistic style to give the film the appearance of a 1940s
photograph (and it is effective). Contrast is flat, and detail
generally soft focus though finely grained textures are much better
represented here than on the standard definition DVD. Thankfully, no
electronic muddling like excessive DNR noise or edge halos intrude.
There’s a fair bit of film grain in many scenes, which amplifies
the notion that the video has not been overprocessed at the hands of a
misdirected technician.
The Audio: How Do The Discs
Sound?
Warner continues to remain the only major
studio that seems unable to deliver lossless audio consistently on
Blu-ray Disc, and this audio track suffers from the studio’s
technical oversight. Whoever is in charge of calling the lossless-
audio shots at Warner seems not to understand the benefits of avoiding
lossy compression. The titles that get overlooked for lossless audio
tend to be vintage stereo or mono mixes even when disc bandwidth and
space would have allowed for full lossless quality. What some studio
ears don’t understand is that compression algorithms that throw
away data in the audio signal degrade every type of soundtrack,
whether it be a dated mono optical track from the 1930s or a state-of-
the-art 7.1 24-bit mix for Lord Of The Rings. Those (like me)
able to enjoy A Christmas Story on laserdisc, and it’s
accompanying PCM (lossless) soundtrack, will quickly be able to attest
to the hollow and anemic sound on this Blu-ray Disc resulting from the
paltry Dolby Digital bit-rate of 192 kbps. Let’s hope that with
time Warner will learn not to further-degrade vintage soundtracks by
subjecting them to lossy compression.
The English mono mix
is dated to be sure, and suffers wow-and-flutter in the musical score
of the opening scene that reminds one of a cassette tape left a few
months too long in a car’s overheated cassette deck. The dynamic
range is constricted, though vocal intelligibility is good.
There’s no real bass to speak of and high frequency extension is
also curtailed in what sounds like classic TV audio from the era.
However let me emphasize that even with these caveats, the soundtrack
presented losslessly (as I’m able to enjoy it on laserdisc)
would be much more relaxed and airy than the over-compressed signal
Warner saw fit to provide on this second Blu-ray Disc edition.
An alternate French mono track is provided along with English,
French, and Spanish subtitles.
The Supplements:
What Goodies Are There?
We get the same bonus
material we’ve had on DVD (and on the previous HD DVD and Blu-
ray Disc releases). The premiere feature most fans will covet is the
audio commentary by director Bob Clark and a now
grown-up Peter Billingsley. It‘s friendly and it‘s fun,
and even though it doesn‘t dig too deep, it’s certainly
worth the time for any serious fan of the movie looking to glean
something new.
Another Christmas Story (20
minutes) is a featurette that might surprise you at
first when you see the child actor Peter Billingsley as an adult.
There’s some good stuff here and a bit of repeat from the
commentary track. The only real criticism is that the feature could
have been longer and could have included more cast members.
Also interesting is the featurette Get A Leg
Up which details the manufacture and sale of authentic leg lamps
like the one featured in the movie, and the Daisy Red
Ryder featurette that goes into wonderful
detail about the historic BB Gun featured so prominently in the
film.
We also get a few script pages (big
deal) and a standard definition version of the original
theatrical trailer.
Final
Thoughts
After having already enjoyed A
Christmas Story debut in 1080p on HD DVD and Blu-ray Disc, fans
were hoping that this new release might right the wrongs of those
incarnations by offering optimally mastered picture, lossless audio,
and perhaps a few more in-depth bonus items presented in high
definition. Sadly, nothing has changed and this new release is
identical to the Blu-ray Disc and HD DVD that have come before. Of
course, even with its faults it still represents a reasonable upgrade
for anyone with an HDTV as the 1080p picture, though not perfect, does
improve beyond what the SD DVD delivers. Nevertheless, let’s
hope that Warner does right by this film and its fans with a future
1080p release that really pulls out all the stops. Until then, the
currently available HD versions are the best way to watch this
film.
Here’s a note about the apparent duplicate Buy Guide.
Our understaffed I.T. people are hard at work on a large project,
putting out fires, and have not yet had the time to modify the
underlying site database formatting code to accommodate the new 0-to-
10 rating scales. So until they do, for HD on disc, I’ll
insert this note and a Buy Guide at the end of the review text and
leave the conventional 0-to-5 Buy Guide blank.