Every generation seems to have its own epic storyteller-
humorist. In the early 20th century, Will Rogers entertained as a shy
satirist, a cowboy making observations about society and politics; he
starred in the Ziegfeld Follies for over ten years. For twenty-one
years, from 1956 to 1977, Jean Shepherd filled the night’s
airwaves on WOR in New York City with droll stories of his childhood.
I was lucky to have attended one of his live performances while in
college; he was even better in person. And then there’s Kevin
Smith. He’s a screenwriter, director, actor, and inveterate
teller of tales about his personal life and his experiences in the
film industry. His scatological patter is laced with f-bombs used as
nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, exclamations… and he never
fails to amuse me.
On the occasion of his 37th birthday,
August 2nd of 2007, he appeared before a sold out house in a large
theater very near the hospital where he was born in Southern New
Jersey. He’s introduced by his wife, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
and eight-year-old daughter, Harley Quinn Smith (yes, the Smiths named
their daughter after The Joker’s sidekick). Smith strolls
onstage to a thunderous reception as one of the production’s
cameras sweeps over the audience revealing many empty seats.
Don’t be fooled; this is a sold out performance. Lined up in the
left and right aisles are dozens of fans eager to stand in front of a
microphone to ask a question and, too frequently, attempt humor with
unfunny outrageousness. Smith’s signature live performance style
is a Q&A format; this is his third to be released on DVD.
He’s dressed in his usual uniform: bulky jeans cut off to
Capri length exposing his sockless ankles and funky sneakers, and an
ankle-length overcoat to camouflage what seems to have become an
unhealthy girth (between his addiction to nicotine and food, I fear
for his longevity). Onstage is a stool with a pile of terrycloth
towels and a couple of battles of water; overdressed, he’ll
sweat profusely and replace water throughout his performance. He
sprints from the gate; to eager applause and laughter he begins with
“…that’s the woman I get to f%@k…” The
audience is primed and ready. He offers a few funny remarks about his
birthday and the occasion, but quickly opens the floor to questions. I
felt very sorry for the audience members lined up behind the two
microphones; almost all will spend the entire concert performance
standing in the aisles, never even coming close to asking their
questions.
This is because Smith has the wonderful ability
to deliver a disproportionately long riff inspired by a question. The
very first fan asks if he had ever considered making a movie suitable
for children, since he’s now a father. The short answer is no.
The long answer is a nearly hour-long epic tale of cat ownership as a
child and dog ownership as an adult. He describes how three Labrador
Retrievers and one miniature Dachshund came into the Smith household.
He dwells on the sex lives of the dogs and depicts in great detail an
unlikely coupling.
Such long responses are typical. Three
other lengthy highlights are his experiences on the set of Die
Hard 4 and about Bruce Willis in particular, the experience of
shooting Clerks 2, and his being afflicted with a painful anal fissure
and being called for jury duty in Los Angeles. Outrageous, foul-
mouthed, self-deprecating, and seemingly incapable of embarrassment, I
never stopped smiling or laughing. And there is much to amuse.
The first disc has 2:05:27 worth of material organized as
twenty-one chapters. The second disc has 1:35:21 worth of material and
is organized into an additional thirteen chapters. And then there is a
collection of nineteen additional Q&As as a bonus; they have a
runtime of 1:14:07. That’s a total of just a few minutes shy of
five hours. Readily available for under $14, if you love Kevin
Smith’s live performances, this is a great disc set at a great
value.
The Video: How Does The Disc Look?
The 1.78:1 anamorphic video is unremarkable but
totally adequate for the material. There may have been up to a half
dozen cameras, one on a conspicuous boom, several on Steadicam rigs,
perhaps one on a dolly, and perhaps one on a track. It’s common
for one or more cameras to be onscreen. The editor makes sure that the
viewer never misses any of Smith’s droll mugging or body
language. Color is fine, flesh tone is fine, shadow detail is not an
issue on the well-lit stage, and the video dynamic range is completely
acceptable. There are minor halos that run throughout, but I saw no
macroblocking or mosquito noise.
The Audio: How
Does The Disc Sound?
There is only one track on
each of these discs; it’s in simple stereo. Would having
audience reactions envelop the viewer add to the pleasure of the disc?
Perhaps. Did having the audio anchored firmly in the front of the
theater diminish my enjoyment? Not a bit. The track is totally
adequate to convey what is essentially an extended monologue. I will
only mention that from time to time, the amplitude drops (but not to
the point of unintelligibility), either because Smith lowers the hand-
held microphone or someone at the console screwed up. Why the
DVD’s producers didn’t have the sound mixer ride the gain
control for a more consistent level, I can’t speculate.
The optional subtitles are in English SDH and Spanish.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
As
I mentioned in the body of the review, there are bonus Q&As with
an aggregate runtime of about an hour and a quarter.
Exclusive DVD-ROM Features: What happens when you pop the
disc into your PC?
None are included on this
disc.
Final Thoughts
As I wrote
in my review of An Evening With Kevin Smith, this is a laugh-
out-loud delight. Can the material be a bit raunchy at times? Sure.
Should the prudish avoid this disc set? Perhaps. Does Kevin Smith know
how to tell a good story? You bet! For fans of his films, this is a
must see DVD. For those who want to be amused by someone who’s
been around the Hollywood machine and has persisted in expressing
himself through independent film, I don’t think you can go
wrong. Some of this material may be considered sophomoric, but Smith
is so much more than that. His openness and willingness to allow the
audience to see into the man, frequently told through self-deprecating
humor, transcends the raunch. Highly recommended.