Four weekend-warrior friends decide to rev up their ho-hum
suburban lives with a cross-country motorcycle adventure. They don
their leathers, fire up their hogs and throw caution and their cell
phones to the wind as they hit the open highway. But a lot can happen
on the road to the Pacific, including small town romance and a run-in
with Del Fuegos — a rough biker gang who don’t take kindly
to the wannabes. Knowing that Wild Hogs is a
supremely mainstream film, pandering to the backyard BBQ family
crowds, I had my mind ready to coast and try to enjoy the
ride. The first twenty minutes or so introduces bland-life
dentist Doug Madsen (Tim Allen), financially crashing Woody Stevens
(John Travolta), hen-pecked Bobby Davis (Martin Lawrence), and grown-
up geek Dudley Frank (William H. Macy) acquainting us next with a
vengeful motorcycle gang leader Jack (Ray Liotta) and a romantic,
small town love interest Maggie (Marisa Tomei). Yeah, screen time for
each of these Hollywood heavy-weights is a juggling match for director
Walt Becker, which he admits, with a big smile, as the number one
challenge of putting this film together. I relish road movies, but as
I was watching this one, I was astonished at how forcibly structured
this film felt, from the introductions to the adventure, despite
trying to go with the flow.
Do I believe these guys are
suburban men who like to break out on the open road with their
Harleys? You bet. Is it easy to feel for their ordinary frustrations
in life? Sure. But the by-the-book introduction of the principals,
their camp going up in flames, the stagy confrontation at the bar
(subtlety would have made it feel more authentic), and especially the
rally of the biker-oppressed isolated town, all feel like such a dog-
gone put on instead of a free flowing adventure that
it’s hard not to get frustrated. Sure, some of the jokes made me
laugh, but the story never feels as whimsical and adventurous as
wonderful road movies achieve.
The pedigrees onscreen
should have helped. All of the principal actors seem to be having a
great time, even if they only have a modicum of chemistry among one
another. It’s fun to see Travolta be stubborn, fib, and go a
little wacky and skittish. Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence act just like
Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence, which isn’t a bad thing but they
certainly do not stretch themselves to be different, interesting
characters for a frickin' change! Are they scared, or what?
However, William H. Macy makes his nerd-man different, interesting,
and the most prone to make me laugh. And while I like Ray Liotta in
almost everything he does (and he curiously looks exactly like a boss
I had 10 years ago), he seems miscast for some reason; he
doesn’t seem to have the innate heft and grizzled believability
for his character (and he seems too young; Gunnar Hanson, Texas
Chainsaw Massacre’s original Leatherface, would have been
dang perfect.) Thankfully, Marisa Tomei and Jill Hennessy are
believable and a treat.
Grossing over $250 million world
wide, it’s not hard to deduce that many folks liked this crowd
pleaser, even if other critics and myself weren’t so excited by
it. Admitedly, some adlib joking amuses, and even without a ton of
style, Walt Becker (Van Wilder) does direct the film with a
simple confidence; it’s easy to watch for the most part.
The Video: How Does The Disc Look?
The film’s theatrical aspect ratio 2.35:1 is presented in
anamorphic video. This is a great looking transfer. Colors are vividly
saturated in virtually all scenes providing a surprisingly rich
tapestry of varying hues considering the ordinary landscapes. With
edge halos absent and grain at a minimum, small object detail is
nicely realized even in distant, long shots. The rich, deep blacks
only improve things. Note the carnival scene around 1:01 where the
exterior, black night sky behind Martin Lawrence fades into the
widescreen bars. All this without much black crush, compression noise,
or excessive grain. Occasionally, a few scenes can look a tad faded,
but I couldn’t discern if this is intended to enhance the mood
of the specific scene or whether it was fault with the film print.
These well produced and authored attributes to this DVD can be very
revealing of finely grained textures; the inevitable close ups of some
of the male principles reveal more than a small amount of make up.
This is an impressive transfer from Buena Vista.
The Audio: How Does The Disc Sound?
The disc
includes a Dolby Digital 5.1 mix. While the video quality is
better than expected, the audio is mostly front heavy and
doesn’t make the best use of the 5.1 soundscape; with all of the
locations and activities, I really expected more discrete use from the
surrounds. As it is, the front speakers do provide a pleasing expanse
of sound that exhibits some breadth of imagining from the right or
left. The center speaker is included with the sound effects besides
providing extremely clear dialogue. The low frequency effects make the
subwoofer come alive with those crankin’ Harleys and a few
explosions, but it could have been deeper more aggressive. The
surrounds have a very clean and somewhat expansive frequency response
from the midrange on up; airy wind, ambiance, and music bleeding from
the fronts dominate the surrounds. For a high-profile, big budgeted
film, the lack of any discrete rear activity with richer, deeper
dynamics ignores one of the major intents and benefits of 5.1 surround
sound: full-range, distinct surrounds.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
An audio commentary with director Walt Becker and
writer Brad Copeland is included. Both are very casual and relate many
back stories for the scenes on the screen that are often quite
funny. Some technical issues are discussed, but mostly the men like to
gently gab about trivia and their fawning of the cast. Not bad.
Next up is a sixteen minute featurette
Bikeds, Brawls and Buring Bars: The Making of Wild Hogs.
Principal actors and primary filmmakers discuss the enthusiasm of
making the film and more than a few interesting tid bits of trivia.
With a movie star-looking mug that may have made the cast jealous,
handsome director Walt Becker is a huge motorcycle fan and biker
himself who gained the respect of the others involved. Tons of behind
the scenes footage is included here.
The next
featurette (2:49) is How to Get Your Wife to Let
You Buy a Motorcycle. Stunt coordinator, Jack Gill, simply gives
tips on, yes, the title of this featurette. Most of his interview ends
up being narration over clips of the film. Yeah, it’s a flimsy
featurette.
An alternate ending is
included with optional commentary by director Walt Becker and writer
Brad Copeland. Not as good as the original ending, this ending is kind
of funny and worth a look.
Two Deleted
scenes Acute Molar Abscess and Chili Pepper
Abuse (scene-only) are included with optional commentary by
director Walt Becker and writer Brad Copeland. The first scene is one
of Tim Allen’s better jokes, and the second scene is a bit flat
in content, and it is without post-production sound (it’s just
raw sound).
A Play All option is conveniently included for
the alternate ending and deleted scenes.
Outtakes (2:34) are in 2.35:1 widescreen and
stereo; they are energetic, goofy fun. It’s always a
pleasure.
Trailers include: The Nightmare Before
Christmas, ABC Family (a collage of shows including
three quick highlights from Mike Restaino’s cherished TV show,
The Gilmore Girls), Santa Clause Three: The Escape
Clause, Ugly Betty, Gray’s Anatomy Season Three, and
The Invisible.
The DVD comes with a semi-shiny
slip-case with the exact same front and back cover art as the
keepcase.
Per an insert in the keepcase, A Wild Hogs
Sweepstakes at wildhogsdvd.com/harley allows any legal USA
resident 18 years or older to enter the sweepstakes for a chance to
win a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle or other great prizes. You
don’t even have to purchase this DVD. The website also includes
a photo gallery with twelve shots. Other cool
available downloads are wallpaper, buddy
icons, and a screensaver. Plus, five
different games (best used with a high speed Internet
connection).
The 100-minute film is organized into sixteen
chapters.
Exclusive DVD-ROM Features: What happens
when you pop the disc into your PC?
There are no
DVD-ROM features on this DVD.
Final Thoughts
This mainstream movie with middle-aged guys trying to
have some cycle-riding, cross-country fun, has its moments even if I
felt like the story structure is a forced foot-on-the-back crowd
pleaser. The video is truly terrific, the audio is fine, and some
supplements make this a good deal for fans even if the price is
relatively steep. It wouldn’t make a bad rental. Just
don’t expect Easy Rider.