I started watching the DVD of The Ice Harvest,
the new film from director Harold Ramis (Groundhog Day) at
around 10:30 a.m. When it was over, it didn’t really hit me one
way or the other, good or bad. In such cases, I’ll wait a few
hours, then reconsider it. It is now 8 p.m. as I write this, ten hours
after seeing it, and I’ve decided that the movie had absolutely
no effect on me. The ingredients are there. After wicked
turns in Bad Santa and (to a lesser extent) Bad News
Bears, Billy Bob Thornton has become the go-to guy for oily charm
and a willingness to dive off the deep end of the politically
incorrect pool. John Cusack’s career has been lollygagging
around for years and hasn’t taken off in a way that’s lead
to any great performances or really great movies (except maybe Say
Anything). But I’ve always liked him and since he
doesn’t work a tremendous amount, it’s always nice to see
him. Ramis, whose place in comedy history is fairly secure, thanks to
acting roles in Stripes and Ghostbusters, has been
in a directing slump. And this may be the problem. It’s what
happens when you take a mainstream comedy director and ask him to be
nasty. It doesn’t have the conviction of Terry Zwigoff’s
Bad Santa (despite the undeserved happy ending) and, on the
other hand, it’s only sporadically funny. The result is a
pleasant, professional movie that plays like minor league Elmore
Leonard.
As the movie opens, mob lawyer Charlie
(Cusack) and God-knows-what Vic (Thornton) have just stolen two
million dollars from Wichita mob boss Bill (Randy Quaid who, if he
keeps going, will look as big and round as a Thanksgiving Day Parade
float). Charlie and Vic aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.
They seem more pathetic and desperate then evil, which may be a
function of their home lives. Vic is in a loveless marriage to a woman
named Gladys (nowadays, it’s hard to be passionate about a woman
named Gladys), while Charlie’s ex-wife is currently married to
his friend Pete (a scene stealing Oliver Platt). An ice storm has
foiled their immediate escape, so the plan is to wait out the night
and then blow town early in the morning. Despite his best intentions,
Charlie is unable to lay low. He becomes the involuntary chaperone for
Pete, who has become so drunk he thinks his testicles have ascending
into his body cavity. Worse, Charlie is in love with strip club owner
Renata (Connie Nielsen, made up and lit as a classic noir vixen) and
he wants her to run away with him. She’s smart enough to know
that he’s leaving town with lots and lots of money that
doesn’t belong to him. The slinky, sexy Renata has Charlie
wondering if she wants him, or his ill-gotten loot.
While
the ice storm serves as a perfectly acceptable metaphor for how life
takes us in unintended and unavoidable directions, I sure wish Vic and
Charlie would have just driven really slowly out of town, or spent the
night watching television. Sure there wouldn’t be a film, but at
least they’d have avoided Roy (Mike Starr), Bill’s muscle
man, whose been hunting down the pair all night. Eventually, Roy
winds up stuffed into a steamer trunk and driven out to a pier for
immediate dispatch to Heaven. It was fun hearing Roy taunt the pair
from his little trunk, powerless threats directed at two men whose
evening has become so bizarre, it makes sense it would come to
this.
There is a movie rule that every crime caper
involving two or more villains must have one villain turning on one of
the other villains. So it is here, as Charlie comes to wonder if Vic
is going to bump him off and take the money for himself (which just
got me thinking that The Ice Harvest is the comedy version of
Thornton’s A Simple Plan). Ramis wrings some tension
out of this, but not enough. And “not enough” is the whole
problem. The Ice Harvest is a nice movie, but there are not
enough laughs, not enough tension, not enough character, not enough of
that “I can’t believe they said that” cynicism that
the movie wants credit for. Co-written by, of all people,
Kramer Vs. Kramer’s Robert Benton, it tries to balance
absurdity with a human dimension. It winds up having not enough of
either to really take off.
The Video: How Does The
Disc Look?
The movie being reviewed here is the
widescreen version. There is a full screen, whose purchase is ill
advised. The movie takes place over the course of one evening, in
dimly lit strip clubs and restaurants. So the 1.85:1 transfer really
had its work cut out for it. I’m glad to report that Universal
really delivered; this is a great effort. The crisp, icy blues have a
pleasing dimensionality. Colors are fully saturated, but still have
that moody edge. Contrast is pretty first rate. Blacks have been
rendered with care and for the most part, they’re inky and even.
It did annoy me, however, that John Cusack’s black suit looked
crushed most of the time. Other than that, the blacks and the shadow
detail were aces. This is a sharp picture, with good detail and
excellent flesh tones. Watching this first-rate transfer made me dream
of seeing the DVD in high-definition someday.
The
Audio: How Does The Disc Sound?
The Dolby
Digital 5.1 track is not the most ambitious mix, but it gets the job
done nicely. The surrounds feature nice ambience that helps convey a
sense of the ice-enshrouded darkness of a cold Wichita night. Detail
is above average, especially in the restaurant scenes early on, with
clanking glasses and multiple conversations. The dialogue, the most
important consideration here, maintains clarity and detail even when
characters whisper. Bass activity is minimal, but it does provide a
good foundation for the mix. I especially liked how the deeper voices
were rendered.
There is also a French Dolby Digital 5.1
track, and English, French, and Spanish subtitles.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
Sometimes a DVD just smells like a rental, from the quality of the
film to the quantity and quality of its supplements. That’s the
case here. The extras are very passable and kill time nicely. But
there’s nothing that screams “buy me, don’t rent
me.”
The big extra is the audio
commentary by Harold Ramis. The Groundhog
Day director has a very pleasing, conversational voice, so
he’s fun to listen to. He remembers a lot of minutiae, including
how every major actor was at least 6-feet tall (including Connie
Nielsen), where scenes were shot, and how Nielsen said she based her
character on Jessica Rabbit. An amiable commentary that’s good
to dip in and out of once you’ve viewed the movie.
Next are two alternate endings. Both change the
ultimate fate of the one of the characters. The second ending extends
the scene, so the audience gets a sense of how the whole robbery idea
came to pass. If a movie is going to be dark, I prefer it go all the
way, so there’s a case to be made for using this ending. Still,
I understand the demands of the marketplace, so I understand why they
didn’t. Video quality is high workprint.
Outtake with Billy Bob Thornton is the
actor playing a dinner scene with John Cusack in the voice of Karl,
his Sling Blade character. It’s funny in an
anachronistic way and I started counting how many times Cusack looked
over at director Harold Ramis, presumably to see whether he ever
planned on calling “cut.”
Cracking the
Story is a 17-minute interview that takes place
in a bar and features novelist Scott Phillips and screenwriters Robert
Benton and Richard Russo. I was especially interested in why Benton
signed on. I mean, this is the guy who wrote and directed Kramer
vs. Kramer. Russo gives us a helpful list of attributes that make
a book a good bet to be adapted into a movie. “. . . it’s
very compact, there’s a distinct through-line to the narrative,
it’s restricted in terms of time and space [and] lots
happens.”
Beneath the Harvest is a typical
EPK featurette, with Cusack, Thorton, Platt, and
Ramis going off about what the movie means to them, why they shot in
Chicago, not Wichita and why the world needs an evil Christmas movie.
Ramis says he read the original novel only after committing to the
project based on the script. There’s lots of on-set footage,
which is nice to see, but otherwise, it’s standard fare.
Finally, there’s Cracking the Ice: Analysis
of a Scene. Producers Ron Yerxa and Albert
Berger, and director Harold Ramis explain how the climatic lake scene
was created, from the construction of a 65-foot pier to the filming of
the pier’s collapse. There’s footage of the safety meeting
and an admission by Billy Bob Thornton that he has a deathly fear of
water. “I can barely take a shower,” he says, quickly
adding, “but I do it everyday.” It’s a decent six-
minute piece.
Final Thoughts
The Ice Harvest is an acceptable little
comedy-caper nugget that wants credit for being more nihilistic and
dark then it is. Sure, there are moments of Bad Santa-style
deviltry, but the evil seems stuck in a complacent kind of second
gear. The movie is saved by a handful of decent chuckles and a
professional cast, including the always-interesting John Cusack and
Billy Bob Thornton. A good transfer and some pleasant extras make this
a good rainy day rental.