Oh, give me a break.
After all the media hoopla about how
Paul Schrader turned a cut of his version of Exorcist: The
Beginning in to Morgan Creek and they rejected it, trading his
supposed filmic sobriety with the "pass-the-popcorn" mall-
friendly Renny Harlin's dub-ass bozo gymnastics, every nerd in America
knew one thing about this film: don't see it in the theatre - wait
until both directors' versions are on one big DVD set and check it
out. Either in an attempt to save face (the film did poorly at
the box office - surprise, surprise) or because Schrader's version is
mired in rights-clearance red tape, Exorcist: The Beginning
arrives on DVD in a Harlin-only version, showcasing a perfect example
of how, when Harlin's material isn't as dumb as he is (The Long
Kiss Goodnight is still a hoot), he always screws the pooch.
First of all, this film isn't nearly as Catholic as it should be.
Sure, Stellan Starsgard wears his priest outfit nicely, but what gave
the first Exorcist such an indelibly creepy realism was its
adherence to Catholic principle. Renny Harlin only utilizes
Catholicism in Exorcist: The Beginning as an ancient history
crutch - if these guys didn't have to go on an excursion to uncover
the deep, dark Catholic secrets of evil, I get the impression that
Harlin would have thrown all the priest collars in this movie out the
window. Where's the creepiness in that?
And secondly, there
are no scares. Supposedly, that's endemic of Schrader's moody (but
scream-free) original cut, but in Harlin's hands, there is no
atmosphere or impeding danger - it's just an action/horror flick
without any action or horror. Bats fly at the camera and there are
excruciatingly loud music cues and screams that bombard you
frequently, but there's nothing behind them.
If we had a
chance to watch both Harlin's and Schrader's perspective of this
troubled picture, there would be a reason to check out Exorcist:
The Beginning. Hell - it was a great idea that could have really
freed the DVD format - you wouldn't even have to like the
movies to want to see how two different artists (and in Harlin's case,
I hesitate to use that particular term) approach material.
But
this Harlin-only version will appeal only to the most
Exorcist-craved, and why would you bother watching a crappy
new Exorcist picture when you could re-watch the original?
At least John Boorman is sighing somewhere; somebody finally
made an Exorcist movie worse than Heretic.
The Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, Exorcist: The
Beginning at least looks really good. Black levels are rock-
solid, color contrast is thorough and widespread, and line quality is
overall quite strong. There's a bit of grain on the transfer and there
are minor halos that become noticeably apparent around moving objects
in frame, but all in all, this one looks fairly strong.
The Audio: How Does The Disc Sound?
Wow.
For a movie this terrible, the Dolby Digital 5.1 and DTS 5.1 tracks
sure make this piece of crap sound like a million bucks. With all the
fidelity, cleanliness, and heft you'd expect from the best audio mix,
Exorcist: The Beginning showcases an excellent sound design
implemented thoroughly through all channels. Separation is exploited
well, surrounds are given a lovely workout - especially in more
subdued atmospheric-only sections - and the .1 LFE channel provides a
nice, firm kick. The DTS track is, of course, a notch about the 5.1 -
simply for fidelity within lower tones and clarity - but both of these
mixes will impress you far more than the film ever will.
Also
included are English, French, and Spanish subtitles, and English
Closed Captions.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
With all the gossip about Harlin's and Schrader's
tumultuous filmmaking adventures, it's simply sinful that there isn't
more juice here.
Renny Harlin's screen-specific audio
commentary is intriguing - he dives a bit into how rushed his
experience making the film was and how it manifests itself in below-
average film results (mostly in terms of tone and CGI) - but he
doesn't dish any dirt about Schrader or the kind of film he had to
work with when he finished this one up. Talk about a missed
opportunity. Damn you, Warner legal!
The only other extras
here are a simple, pedestrian behind-the-scenes
featurette (8:30), and the film's theatrical
trailer. Boo.
Exclusive DVD-ROM Features:
What happens when you pop the disc into your PC?
No
DVD-ROM materials have been included.
Final
Thoughts
For almost thirty bucks? No way.
Exorcist: The Beginning is a terrible movie, but the fact
that its initial DVD release isn't the Schrader/Harlin
double-whammy makes this one an easy one to pass up. But for those
very few fans of the film out there, this DVD houses a great transfer
and an absolutely jaw-dropping sound mix. If it's that important to
you, this one will definitely keep you happy. For the rest of us, get
out the crucifixes and pray for Exorcist: The Beginning to
disappear.