In a culture built on overnight celebrities whose only talent is an
ability to figure out how to become an overnight celebrity,
today’s younger generation is going to feel awfully sorry for
itself twenty years from now. In 2025, when the Emmys present their
lifetime achievement award to Omarosa from The Apprentice, and the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony is cancelled because no one has
the heart to induct Ashley Simpson, hopefully they’ll be enough
decent motion pictures to render one corner of the pop culture
landscape salvageable. The cream of the current crop of young actors
and directors proves that film, primarily independent film, is
becoming the last bastion of pure artistic expression if one values
heartfelt creations unsullied by corporate bean counters and reality
show contestants (understand, we’re talking in massive
generalizations here. But I stand behind the overall thrust).
That’s why it’s all the more surprising that whatever
heavenly master of the universe is responsible for deciding who
becomes a movie star has tapped Will Ferrell for the honor. I say
this because Will Ferrell is not handsome. Nor did Will Ferrell start
his career as a reality show contestant. Nor is Will Ferrell a
particularly great actor. However, Will Ferrell has a unique and
welcome talent with a long movie career ahead of him, cosmic reward
for seven years of toiling on Saturday Night Live. Ferrell’s
niche is that he’s completely shameless, with an ability to
embody not only the adorable, clueless puppy, but the wide-eyed 5-year
old who loves the adorable, clueless puppy. In an age when everyone
has the angle, the plan, the way-in, Ferrell revels in his
character’s innocence. In the last 18 months, Ferrell
has found two different, yet hilarious ways to indulge his inner
oblivious idiot. 2004’s Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
should have been half as silly and twice as clever, but it was still
great and juvenile fun. It was sort of the community college version
of Broadcast News, a film to ensure that future Americans believe that
San Diego is German for "whale’s vagina."
In
2003, Ferrell hit comedy pay dirt in Elf, a film that wouldn’t
have worked without his innocent, naïve charm. In fact, by all rights,
Elf should have been right up there with Christmas with the Cranks,
Surviving Christmas, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and other recent
holiday offerings that try too hard to become holiday classics. But
Elf’s not-so-secret weapon is Ferrell, who plays Buddy, an
orphaned baby who stumbles into Santa’s toybag and is taken to
the North Pole. He is raised by Papa Elf (Bob Newhart) and taught the
toy-making ways of his elf brethren, who work all year round making
Etch-a-Sketches and other goodies for Santa (Ed Asner) to distribute
on Christmas Eve.
Although now in his 30s and appreciably
taller than the others, Buddy still thinks he’s an elf. But
being human, Buddy just doesn’t have the elf-like ability to
crank out toys at superhuman speed (he can only build 85 Etch-a-
Sketches per day, 915 under quota). When Buddy overhears two elves
lamenting his human roots, he is determined to discover the truth
about his real parents. So it’s off to New York, where Buddy
tracks down Walter (James Caan), his children’s book publisher
father, whose place on the Naughty List is probably written in
permanent ink. Walter, the gruff and loveless man that he is,
can’t fathom having a long-lost son, let alone one who dresses
in yellow tights and thinks he’s an elf.
Buddy tries to
form a relationship with dear old dad, while working the Santa display
at Gimbel’s (the dearly departed Manhattan department store
legend). At Gimbel’s, he meets Jovie (Zooey Deschanel) and
develops a crush on her, which is to say, he’s taught that
he’s supposed to have a crush on her by his younger brother
Michael (Daniel Tay). The Gimbel’s scenes are a highlight,
including Buddy’s realization that the department store Rent-A-
Santa is not the real thing and in fact, sits "on a throne of
lies!" By film’s end, Buddy, Walter, Michael and Jovie must
help Santa power his sleigh, which runs on Christmas cheer, a rare
commodity in Manhattan.
That Elf works is as mysterious a
phenomenon as a reindeer-powered sleigh. It’s directed with
purposeful simplicity by Jon Favreau and the script hardly contains a
boatload of great lines. But it gets a lot of little things right and
sometimes the stars align in just such a way that it all comes
together. Casting here is on-the-money. James Caan and Zooey Dechanel
give the movie a cool, almost indie sheen. Peripheral characters are
also well embodied via Andy Richter, Artie Lange and, best of all,
Peter Dinklage as the Michael Jordan of children’s book authors.
But of course, it all comes down to Ferrell. Whether
he’s running down the street naked in Old School or eating a
breakfast of spaghetti and chocolate syrup in Elf, Ferrell is a joy to
watch. Here’s hoping to never takes himself too seriously or
goes overtly legit. God knows we can’t be kids again, but the
next best thing is watching Will Ferrell act like one.
VIDEO: HOW DOES THE DVD LOOK?
I was
prepared to be disappointed when the animated title sequence showed
some ever-so-slight flutter in the background. But while the 1.85:1
transfer recovered after that brief disappointment, the overall effort
failed to live up to New Line’s fabulous standards. Still, the
end result is pretty excellent, even if the tiniest bit of edge
enhancement creeps in once or twice. Best here is the detail: there is
a scene where an elf unfurls a scroll that contains toy names and
quota numbers. Freeze that picture and you can read everything on the
scroll. Colors are also a standout: Buddy’s yellow tights and
Santa’s red suit never bleed or tear. The white snow is crystal
clean and the blue skies are also quite beautiful. The exterior night
scenes that close out the film are also well rendered. The night sky
shows no pixilation. Fleshtone seem accurate. Ultimately, we’ve
seen better from New Line, but this transfer is nothing to be ashamed
of.
AUDIO: HOW DOES THE DVD SOUND?
The Dolby Digital 5.1 provided is appropriate to the film. Never
overwhelming, like The Grinch Who Stole Christmas or Harry Potter, it
understands the audience and the tone of the film. The front speakers
do most of the work with only spotty appearances by the surrounds. For
instance, the snowball fight has some nice whooshing sounds that
tickle the surrounds playfully. Dialogue is very clean and the music
and effects lay down a reasonable foundation, benefiting from some
side speaker action. The musical score is the big winner here,
sounding clean and full. Bass is average, which is about where it
should be. The audio is more creative then most comedies, but it
refuses to show off unnecessarily, which is a good thing.
Subtitles are available in English and Spanish.
SUPPLEMENTS: WHAT GOODIES ARE THERE?
Elf
is another in New Line’s series of admirable, yet confusing,
InfiniFilms. Pop in the disc and you’ll find 8,000 ways to
access 10,000 featurettes hidden in 748 menu pages. Though it’s
getting better, New Line still hasn’t managed to streamline this
whole InfiniFilm thing. Plus, DVD producers seem to think viewers
want to see 20 second moving menus EVERY TIME WE GO BACK A MENU. They
would be sadly mistaken.
Choose to watch Elf in InfiniFilm and
you’ll easily double the amount of time it takes to view the
movie. But you’ll learn a lot. Periodically as the film
progresses, you’ll see two options appear at the bottom of your
screen. Each option will transport you to a short featurette having
something to do with whatever scene you’re watching. It might be
a deleted scene or an interview or some behind-the-scenes footage.
When the featurette is over, you’ll be taken back to the film,
in exactly the place you left off. All of these goodies are available
separately on the DVD if you don’t want to skip through the film
to find them.
There are two audio commentaries. The first, by
director Jon Favreau, is quite conversational and fun. He talks a lot
about North Pole scenes that were shot using forced perceptive and how
the concept was featured in films like 1959’s Darby O’Gill
and the Little People and Lord of the Rings. He felt such an old
fashioned technique would give the movie a classic TV look. Favreau
talks of casting and trying to surround Ferrell with real actors and
not comics. This had the added advantage of Ferrell feeling he had to
bring his A-Game to the set, since he was working with great actors.
Favreau probably would have been more energetic with Ferrell sitting
next to him but the Swingers star does a solid job here.
The
second commentary is by Will Ferrell. Like most naturally crazy
comics, Ferrell is subdued in civilian life and not in a joking mood.
He talks a lot about Buddy’s motivation and will occasionally
throw in bits of trivia (for instance, Ferrell’s brother plays
one of the security guards who throws Buddy out of the Empire State
Building lobby). It’s not a great commentary, especially since
Ferrell spends much time just narrating the movie, but it’s
worth a listen because one can never get enough of the Willster.
The menu heading All Access Pass contains the following:
Deleted and Alternate Scenes are a collection of eight outtakes.
They can be played with or without commentary by director Jon Favreau.
Scenes include Buddy playing rough during an elf hockey game and Papa
Elf telling Buddy he’s a human ("I just thought I had a
glandular problem," Buddy says). One scene is involves Leon, the
stop motion snowman. A stand-in wears a foam snowman costume, giving
the animators a sense of where the final snowman should stand and it
gives Ferrell someone to play off. It’s an interesting section
of an otherwise lackluster bunch of deleted scenes.
Behind the
Scenes includes five featurettes: Tag Along with Will Ferrell is
seven minutes of Will in his trailer, going into hair, makeup and
wardrobe and then heading to the set to shoot a scene on Santa’s
flying sleigh. Ferrell is unusually subdued, but it’s still an
interesting piece. Video is full screen and digital-clean.
Film School for Kids is twenty minutes, and it follows director Jon
Favreau around as he explains his job and how his team of craftsmen
helps facilitate his vision. We also meet writer David Berenbaum and
the two producers, who talk of the genesis of the project and the
importance of character arcs and the three act structure. Before
we’re done, we’ve met pretty much everyone in the camera,
makeup and wardrobe department. The participants all speak in the same
tone, as if they’re explaining something very complicated to a
kid.
How They Made the North Pole is about the creation of the
North Pole set. The production designer’s job is explained and
we meet him and other important folks in the Scenic department.
It’s 100% behind-the-scenes footage, with no movie clips to get
in the way. Again, this is geared towards the kids, but adults will
still take something from it. Video is letterboxed, for some reason,
but it looks great.
Lights, Camera, Puffin! delves into how
the adorable little Puffin creatures were born. We meet Puffin
creators Charles and Stephen Chiodo, whose love of the original King
Kong made them want to get into the monster business. Brief snippets
of films that the Chiodo brothers did as children give the piece a
sweet tone.
That’s a Wrap tackles post-production. The
editing, sound, music and visual effects departments all have their
moment. Jon Favreau introduces us to them all and ties it all
together. Kids will like watching the Foley artists ply their trade.
That’s a Wrap is a nice 12 minute piece, worth a look.
Finally, there is an 11 page Film Dictionary, which defines such
movie terms as Blocking and Continuity Person.
Cramming more
Elf information into your brain is the Fact Track. Choose this feature
and a subtitle track plays along with the movie, similar to the
Michael and Denise Okuda tracks on the Star Trek DVDs. The history of
Santa Claus is briefly mentioned and Bob Newhart’s brilliant
comedy career is given props. Otherwise, there’s not a lot
going on.
Disc two contains the film in full screen, which is
like getting a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking. The InfiniFilm
extras available on the widescreen version are also available in the
full screen version.
Under the menu heading Fun
’N’ Games, we get the following: Elf Karaoke allows the
young at heart to sing along with the Christmas classics "We Wish
You a Merry Christmas", "Deck the Halls" and
"Jingle Bells." Pick one of the songs and you’re taken
to a real karaoke presentation, with a box in the corner showing
scenes from the film. No irony here, folks. Just good old karaoke.
Read Along is another irony-free extra in which the story of
"your favorite Elf, Buddy" is told in storybook form. Called
"Elf: A Story of a Tall Tale", it’s read by an
unidentified female voice, and it’s illustrated by Aristides
Ruiz and Ken Edwards Studio. It’s good for the kids. Adults
will go through it thinking there’s a joke at the end.
There’s not.
Buddy’s Adventure is a series of
games the little ones may enjoy. DVD games have never been very good
and this collection does little to improve its reputation. Mt. Icing
has the player ski down a candy mountain in awkward and unfun fashion
(I’ll take SSX3 on my Xbox, thank you very much). In Elf in the
City, use your remote to take Buddy safely to Central Park. Fix
Santa’s Sleigh is a quiz. Get all the questions right and
Santa’s beloved gift-hauling chariot will be good as new.
Snowball Fight requires use of the arrow keys to dodge snowballs and
hit people with snowballs. Finally, there is the Secret Elevator
O’ Fun. Get in, press 1225 (December 25) on the keypad, then
walk into the elevator. Pick one of the 22 floors and you’ll be
taken somewhere stupendous (or boring, depending on what floor you
hit).
DVD ROM- WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT THE DISC
INTO YOUR COMPUTER?
Throw the DVD into your PC (God
forbid Mac users should be able to enjoy DVD-ROM content) and
you’ll find a bunch of surprisingly okay goodies. Script to
Screen lets you read the script in the right half of the screen while
the movie plays in the left half of the screen. Image Gallery is about
fifty decent stills. Be an Elf is cute for the holidays: you can
import a photo of any person’s face and put it on the body of an
elf. Another solid kid-centric feature is Make Your Own Storybook,
which allows kids to write their own fairytale. Printables features
puzzles, Christmas cards and other items that can be printed out.
There is also a weblink to exclusive Elf-related content.
PARTING THOUGHTS
Elf is a Christmas movie
that can be watched all year round, because funny doesn’t know
what month it is. The movie works because it’s simple,
it’s sweet, and it’s a great vehicle for Will
Ferrell’s lovable stupidity. New Line gives us Elf as an
InfiniFilm release, which means sleigh-loads of poorly organized, but
interesting, behind-the-scenes information spread over two discs. DVD
aficionados may care that the transfer is not as good as other New
Line releases, but fans of the film will laugh when they watch the
film and smile when they see it on their shelf. Highly recommended.