There is one significant problem with Rounders that
overshadows any of the movie’s positive attributes: Matt Damon
is just too pretty. His character Mike McDermott has supposedly spent
most of his life in the smoky back rooms of underground poker clubs,
playing cards every night until daybreak, at which point he scurries
off to the school whose tuition he pays with his winnings. Yet the
actor’s perfect complexion and gleaming white smile belie any
pretense of such a lifestyle. There has never been a bag under those
chirpy eyes or a wrinkle on that brow. No, I’m not saying that
every poker player has to look haggard as a dog, but nor do I think
that someone who hasn’t slept more than 2 hours a night in years
and has sat around in constant clouds of second-hand smoke should be
quite a Hollywood pretty boy. Damon is a fine enough actor, but
there’s got to be some suspension of disbelief here.
If
you can set that aside, the movie is otherwise a pretty decent guy
buddy picture set against the backdrop of illicit gambling (though, as
we are told repeatedly by the characters, poker is not gambling;
it’s a skill. It just happens to be a skill where most of the
participants lose large sums of money for no return). Damon and costar
Edward Norton have a lot of fun delivering some exceedingly macho
dialogue and director John Dahl, shedding a little bit of the indie
cred he earned with sleeper hits Red Rock West and The
Last Seduction, supplies a jazzy noir-ish mood that makes the
milieu almost as seductive as it is seedy. Martin Landau, John
Turturro, and Famke Janssen do fine work in supporting roles. One-time
Hollywood “It” girl Gretchen Mol plays Damon’s
nagging shrew of a girlfriend to shrill perfection as if afraid that
infamous wet T-shirt Vanity Fair cover was the only thing
she’d ever be remembered for (which is exactly what happened).
The show is stolen, however, by John Malkovich, who hams it up
gloriously as a Russian mobster calling himself Teddy KGB. Malkovich
gets most of the best lines (“Verry aggie-resseeve.”) and
chews apart every scene he’s in.
The picture has a very
formulaic sports movie structure, in which the hero initially loses
big, slowly makes a grueling comeback, and then must prove himself by
putting it all on the line for the One Big Game. You can tell how this
one’s going to end before the opening credits are through. If
you think about it, the whole thing is also basically an enabling tool
for people with gambling addictions, which I suppose isn’t
something to be too proud about.
Not much of a hit when it was
first released, Rounders found an audience through home video
and was already once released on DVD. Now, largely due to the
popularity of Celebrity Poker Showdown, Miramax is giving it
a big promotional push with this new Special Edition DVD re-release.
Despite its flaws, Rounders is a fun guy movie, filled with
plenty of testosterone and performances to savor, even if at the end
you feel the need for a Gamblers Anonymous meeting.
Video:
How Does The Disc Look?
Presented in its widescreen 2.35:1
theatrical aspect ratio with anamorphic enhancement, this re-release
is a big upgrade from the previous non-anamorphic DVD issued in early
1999. The image is sharp and has a strong sense of detail. Colors are
bold and vibrant, and deliver the stylish photography well. Some minor
speckling is present on the source elements, but hardly enough to be
bothered about. Contrast levels are fine, with rich blacks and plenty
of shadow detail.
Minor edge enhancement ringing is visible
throughout the movie, especially noticeable in the printing on the
playing cards during the close-up shots, but it is surprisingly
restrained in comparison to many recent Buena Vista video transfers.
All in all, this is a very nice looking disc.
Audio: How
Does The Disc Sound?
The audio is officially a Dolby
Digital 5.1 mix though you’d hardly know it. Seemingly identical
to that on the old DVD, the soundtrack is set to a low volume by
default and some of the dialogue comes across a little muddy. The
jazzy musical score has some decent bass note activity but nothing too
aggressive. Surround activity is limited almost exclusively to music
bleed and rarely makes use of the split-channel rear soundstage.
It’s a decent, competent audio track, just not too exciting.
A French dub track is also available in Dolby 2.0 Surround.
Subtitle options include French, Spanish, and English captions for the
hearing impaired, as well as true English closed captioning.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
Attempting to
cash in on the current poker fad, the bonus features on this Special
Edition re-release are geared more towards the card playing than the
filmmaking. Even the packaging has an obnoxious playing card design
and the disc looks like a poker chip.
Proceedings start with a
Poker Commentary by champion players Johnny Chan,
Phil Hellmuth, Chris Moneymaker (yes, that’s his real name), and
Chris “Jesus” Ferguson. The four have an amiable
interaction, and attempt to cover some points about how much of the
card playing was dramatic license, as well as pointing out every bad
decision the characters make. Unfortunately, these guys are card
players, not movie experts, and whoever arranged this gag commentary
seems to have forgotten that not every scene in the movie involves
poker. The track has a lot of dead gaps during non-poker scenes, and
by the end they seem to have run out of things to say even during the
poker matches.
Much better is the Filmmaker
Commentary by director John Dahl, actor Ed Norton, and
writers David Levien and Brian Koppelman. This one has more of an
emphasis on the characters and writing. The participants manage to
fill their time without too many dead spots, and even provide a fun
story about how John Malkovich learned his Russian accent.
Next
are two 5-minute pieces, the Behind the Scenes
Special and Professional Poker featurettes.
Both are Electronic Press Kit fluff and hardly worth watching.
Champion Poker Tips are delivered by the four
players who participated in the first commentary. Each delivers a
small selection of very brief video interviews in which they dole out
platitudes about “Taking Chances” and “Risking Too
Much”. I know very little about playing poker, but even I could
have figured most of these out without needing to be told. The tips
are not as useful as anyone might hope.
The last major
supplement is a Heads Up Texas Holdem interactive
game, which takes you through a brief tutorial and lets you
play a few rounds. If this is your thing, have a ball. But I’m
sure you can find better online.
If you play around with the
Special Features and Sneak Peaks menus, you should be able to easily
find two Easter Egg features, an unexciting clip about Harvey
Weinstein at the World Series of Poker and another video clip in which
Johnny Chan does a lousy job of trying to teach poker to a new player.
Like most Buena Vista DVDs, the disc starts with some
obnoxious forced trailers before the menu. The same trailers can be
found in the Sneak Peeks menu. Strangely missing from any of these
supplements is the actual theatrical trailer for Rounders, which was
found on the original DVD release.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What
do you get when you pop the disc in your PC?
No ROM
supplements have been included.
Parting Thoughts
Rounders is not a great movie, but it’s reasonably
entertaining and worth at least a rental. Fans will find this Special
Edition re-release a big step up in the video transfer, even if the
poker-oriented supplements sound better on paper than they play out to
be.