If one Agent Cody Banks movie wasn't enough for you, now we have
two. For better...or worse. I love the kid-as-super-spy shtick as much
as the next guy, but the first Cody Banks movie made Spy Kids look
like Die Hard, and its follow-up pales in comparison even with the
original. Yikes.
So why don't the Cody Banks movies work? All
the Disney Channel bases are covered: well-dressed kid fools his
parents into thinking he's "just another 15-year-old" while
moonlighting as a special agent for the United States government; cute
girls saunter onscreen with adorable peppiness; a teeny-bop radio-
friendly soundtrack bubbles up all over the damn place... yet nothing
matters. In this second unbearable round, the filmmakers don't
make much of an attempt to improve upon the first, aside from
broadening the racial palette. Anthony Anderson (two-time Oscar winner
for My Baby's Daddy and Kangaroo Jack) has been brought in to offer
some family friendly "white boys are so [fill in the blank]"
urban witticism to keep the franchise from collapsing under its own
mundane weight. But not even the addition of Euro-cool location
shooting gives Agent Cody Banks 2 any kind of visual legitimacy.
Is it Frankie Muniz's fault? Maybe. His cheekiness on Malcolm in
the Middle is cute and precious, but in the Cody Banks movies, he
tries to alleviate the histrionics for a more "real kid"
ethic, and it all but leaves the guy falling flat on his face. He's
handsome and likable enough, but there's no biting charisma behind the
mask. And Hannah Spearritt as Banks' prepubescent love interest has
nothing shy of a YM smile and a designer wardrobe to offer her
character. 
It's a shame, because the spy genre needs a kick in
the pants, and it sucks that Agent Cody Banks doesn't offer more. With
Pierce Brosnan stagnating as 007 and the Spy Kids movies turning more
into bubblegum adventure fare than spy chic, there is ample room for
somebody - regardless of age, shape or size - to take the reigns.
Where is Robbie Williams as a newfangled sex-a-holic British spy
gigolo? Where's Rupert Everett's alleged gay spy picture? One would
like to hold out hope that Lucy Liu as a gender-revamped Charlie Chan
(according to the papers, it's really happening) would give the genre
a much-needed shot of adrenaline, but don't hold your breath.
So for now, it is either Austin Powers or Cody banks. The kids seem
to like these light, brain dead excursions, but for all others, watch
your step.
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Just
like the first Agent Cody Banks DVD, this 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen
transfer is lovely. Blacks are strong, as is contrast, and there are
actually fewer examples of color smearing and noise this time aro9und.
Detail is strong, edge enhancement is minimal and shadow delineation
quite supple. There are also only a few instances of compression
artifacting despite all the extras. Pretty darn good. (A full-frame
version of the picture on the flipside of the DVD.) 
Audio:
How Does The Disc Sound?
The Dolby Digital 5.1 surround mix
here is well-oiled and impressive. Music cues are horribly over-loud,
but dialogue has been nicely recorded and atmospherics a are
impressively directed across all channels. Also getting a great
workout is the .1 LFE channel, which gives this soundtrack some real
kick. Better than Mr. Banks deserves, actually.
Also included
are French and Spanish Dolby 2.0 surround dubs, plus English, French,
Spanish, Mandarin and Cantonese subtitles and English Closed
Captions. 
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
Even
though the majority of the special features here are dreadful, we do
get a couple of extras that are worth checking out. The
"Agent Mode" Interactive Quiz is a
surprisingly elaborate trivia track of sorts that allows kids and
grownups to see just how closely they're following the antics of young
Mr. Banks. We even have a video introduction from Anthony Anderson and
Frankie Muniz, which makes this the standout of the entire set.
Also quite good is the Spy on the Set visual cast
commentary with Muniz, Anderson and prepubescent hottie Hannah
Spearritt. Instead of speaking over the film (even they consider that
boring), this time the screen simply freezes every once in a while and
everybody comes into frame and talks about their experience on the
picture. No, there is not a lot of fascinating stuff here, but at
least it's a cute shtick.
Then comes the boring stuff.
Agent Cody Banks: Back in Action is a 9-minute
featurette that is nothing more than an EPK bore-fest. Next we are
treated to 7 minutes' worth of deleted and extended
scenes (none of which add up to much); a still
gallery that features Muniz and his clarinet - oooh!); the
film's theatrical trailer plus trailers for
Stellaluna, The Legend of Johnny Lingo, Hamilton Mattress, The
Crocodile Hunter, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and The Muppet Christmas
Movie. (Note that when you start up your DVD, you will also be treated
immediately to the Agent Cody Banks 2 preview, then previews for the
original Agent Cody Banks, the Good Boy! DVD release, Miss Spider's
Sunny Patch Kids, and the terrifying Hi-5, which looks like a modern-
day "Kids, Inc." on acid. Yikes!)
DVD-ROM Exclusives:
What do you get when you pop the disc in your PC?
There are
no ROM extras on the disc.
Parting Thoughts
For
a DVD for kids, Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London is definitely
better than one would imagine. The transfer is great, the soundtrack
quite good and a couple of the extras kinda fun. So even if the
filmmakers didn't seem to care, someone in the DVD department did, for
this one delivers more bang for the buck as an interactive baby-sitter
than a real movie.