Warning, spoiler ahead: Angelina Jolie explodes at the end of
Beyond Borders. Yeah, yeah, yeah, send all the hate mail you want, but
I only ruin the ending of this movie to address a greater good: this
is the most embarrassing, ridiculously inane movie to come around in
years. And is the one film from 2003 that will reign supreme as a camp
classic for the ages.
I know I must sound like a heartless
bastard, but Beyond Borders proves that there is a vast abyss between
what filmmakers set out to make and the final product they end up
with. In theory, Beyond Borders was probably a worthy and earnest
project: A society matron abandons her metropolitan lifestyle in order
to give back to the world around her, only to realize the difficulties
and dangers that come with refugee work. Call it a modern-day Out of
Africa with a social conscience, and you have yourself a greenlit
picture. Yet even though the film has its heart in the right
place, so much goes wrong with the movie's execution that it makes it
all but completely impossible to take it seriously on any front.
Angelina's performance is fine - she's quite good all the time, I must
say - but you can tell she's frustrated with the dramatic material
every once in a while. She has admitted on many occasions that she
decided to make the film simply because of her passion for its subject
matter - and that shines through, of course - but her character is a
weak shell of a debutante, a lady who never comes across as anything
but whiny and annoying. Bo-ring.
First of all, let us start
with the CGI baby. Beyond Borders exploits this technology in a uber-
creepy and awful way. I suppose the makers of the film couldn't find
an Ethiopian baby frail and emaciated enough to play the part of the
infant at the side of the road who Jolie nurses back to health, so
they switch off using what looks sometimes to be a rubber baby doll
and a Jar Jar Binks-worthy creation that honestly looks so alien and
inhuman that it could very well be the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
It very well might give you nightmares - I earnestly let out some
gasps and screams when that poor little guy showed up on screen.
Unbelievable. 
But Jolie's explosion at film's end is what
really makes Beyond Borders such a masterful piece of camp majesty.
Picture it: Clive Owen and Angelina - two star-crossed lovers who
think the world of each other but can't be together in a world like
theirs blah blah blah - run from the fuzz in the middle of an ice
field, trying to make it to the Red Cross camp across the canyon
before the bad guys gun them down. POW! Clive gets shot in the leg! Oh
no! Angelina is then, of course, forced to decide whether to stand by
her man in his hour of need or run for help, running the risk of
leaving Clive for dead in the ice field. She decides to run for it,
but after fifteen or twenty steps, she steps on a land mine and
explodes.
If you're looking for an involving, thought-provoking
adult drama about the perils of refugee work, Beyond Borders might not
be that great of an idea. But if you're looking for one of the most
raucously silly camp classics the last few years have offered, it's
just right. And hey - you get to watch Angelina explode at the
end.
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Presented in
super-wide 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, Beyond Borders looks fairly
good here. The more monochromatic desert scenes - with a glorious
golden hue to them - benefit most from this transfer, while more
saturated colors (in the film's London and metropolitan sequences) end
up a little muddy and indiscreet. Black levels are also fairly strong,
as is overall detail, though there's little consistency to it (again,
desert scenes look great - everything else looks a bit fuzzy).
Edginess is kept at a minimum and artifacts are not a problem. Not the
best transfer in the world, but not too bad. 
Audio: How Does
The Disc Sound?
The 5.1 Dolby surround track here is a
notch above the video transfer but nowhere near a slam-dunk. Dialogue
and atmospherics have been recorded nicely and are presented with
impressive exploitation of fidelity and spatialization, but the film's
more robust sound effects are a bit clipped (the bassier tones on the
.1 LFE channel here are especially compromised). The musical score is
also overmixed, and surround channels aren't given the greatest
workout they could. Again, it doesn't detract from the film (although
one wishes it would, ha ha), but it doesn't enhance it, either.
Also included are English and French Dolby 2.0 surround dubs plus
English subtitles and Closed Captions.
Supplements: What
Goodies Are There?
Director Martin Campbell's and producer
Lloyd Phillips' screen-specific audio commentary is
one of those uncomfortable yet unavoidably intriguing tracks where the
filmmakers speaking admit to some of the film's shortcomings yet seem
bound by loyalty to protect the studio and say a few kind words. The
first thing these guys talk about is how goofy the full-blast Mandalay
logo sequence at the beginning of the film makes the subtle, twinkling
piano music that begins the actual film seem like a prelude to action
and adventure rather than a contemplative elegy for displaced persons.
It is all but completely obvious that Beyond Borders is a studio hack-
job: it is still up in the air whether Campbell could have made an
excellent film from the material here if he were given carte blanche,
but this commentary is nevertheless an unusually fascinating fly-on-
the-wall look at a troubled film.
The two-part making-of featurette
included here, Behind the Lines is fairly thorough
(both parts run about 19 minutes each), but only somewhat involving.
We get in-depth looks at the construction of the film's Ethiopian
Relief Camp as well as candid interviews with filmmakers and cast
members, but it's not quite enough to legitimize a documentary this
long on a film this bad. Again, the fact that a film like this - with
morals and themes like these - got made in the first place is a coup,
but this making-of doc doesn't shed too much light on it.
More
interesting is the eight-minute featurette The Writing of
Beyond Borders: A Conversation with Screenwriter Caspian Tredwell-
Owen. This short extra with the long title offers a peek into
the inspiration and execution of this unique screenplay, and Tredwell-
Owen is quite well-spoken and informative about his writing. Too bad
we can't say the same for his film. Angelina: Goodwill
Ambassador is the kind of extra feature that makes a writer
like me feel like an asshole. Even if our favorite big-lipped
celebrity is doing only half of what she speaks about, she's
accomplishing a lot more with her celebrity than most others. In four
minutes, Angelina talks about her particular charitable organizations
that aim to help refugees and we look at part of what is involved in
doing what a Goodwill Ambassador like Ms. Jolie does. For people who
can take Beyond Borders seriously, this is a must-watch.
Also
included are theatrical trailers for Tupac:
Resurrection, Timeline, Paycheck, and The Perfect Score (all in 1.85:1
anamorphic and 2.0 stereo).
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get
when you pop the disc in your PC?
There are no ROM extras
on the disc.
Parting Thoughts
Only diehard
Angelina lovers will be happy with Beyond Borders. Not only is the
movie itself suspect, but the transfer and extras are just pretty
good, not great. The DVD runs a relatively steep $29.95 so it is a
difficult one to recommend. But if you need a goofy, campy laugh, this
one's definitely worth a rental. BOOM!