Bend it Like a Big Fat Greek Wedding? Or perhaps this flick might
be more appropriately described as Bend it Like a Fat Indian Soccer
Wedding?
Bend it Like Beckham is another feel-good indie
sleeper, a low budget, ethnic comedy-drama that combines just about
every possible fashion of formula and cliche imaginable. While it did
not achieve Big Fat box office like Greek Wedding, it did rake in $32
million in the U.S. alone and even more overseas. Why do films like
this work when the same exact movie, had it come out of the Hollywood
factory, would have failed? I have no idea. Hollywood has been
cranking out fluff like this for years, but if it comes from overseas
or out of some little guy studio, it has to be better, right?
Nope. Bend it Like Beckham tells the story of a young, modern
girl living with her family in England and who happens to be a
talented soccer player. Unfortunately for her, she is Indian, and
therefore anything unladylike, culturally speaking, is forbidden. Then
she meets a British girl who plays for a local women's soccer team.
Aforementioned Indian women hides her passion and sneaks out for some
footy. Along the way is, of course, some romance, plus getting busted
for playing soccer, girl talk, getting busted for playing soccer, lots
of badly edited soccer action sequences, a wedding, getting busted for
playing soccer and, of course, the eventual and incredibly random
acceptance by her parents, after all of the getting busted for playing
soccer.
Let it be said that everyone likes to feel good,
especially the large group of ticket buyers that are comprised of
women (and the men who let themselves be dragged along). And this
movie is eager to please. The cast and crew all put forth great effort
and seem generally goodhearted in their attempt at making a truly good
film. But once you've peeled off the wrapper of a Kraft Single, the
processed cheese always tastes the same.
So, back to my previous
question, why was this film a hit? 
With any film that comes
from outside our confined and often unaccepting little American walls
it is all about promotion, promotion, promotion. Bend It like Beckham
reached North American shores at the Toronto film festival where it
took second place for the People's Choice award. Then, it premiered at
the Sundance film festival, nine months after it had premiered in its
home country, the UK, and just about every other European nation. An
ultra-limited release here followed in early March 2003, and the
positive buzz mushroomed into mountains. Nevermind that the film is
about America's least favorite and most misunderstood sport, soccer.
Like My Big Fat Greek Wedding, herd mentality soon takes over and,
well, you just gotta see it, because everyone else is, too.
To
be sure, Bend it Like Beckham is a very nice story and a very nice
little film. Yet it feels very average. We always want to root for the
underdog, and this movie certainly is that. But despite all of the
good intentions, it probably should be reserved for the soccer mom who
only has female soccer kids.
Video: How Does The Disc
Look?
Fox has brought Beckham home with an anamorphic
1.85:1 transfer. This film looks a little better than its budget might
otherwise indicate. The wonderful costume design is displayed with
reasonable color saturation, but there is also a crispness here more
indicative of a pricier flick. Textures and other details are rendered
very well and the only artifacts I noticed were a few spots of mild
blocking. Edge enhancement is occasionally distracting, but the
excellent fleshtones and black levels more than make up for that. The
film source looked a tiny bit on the worn side as there were far more
nicks, hairs and scratches that I'd expect to see such an infant film
to contain, but they hardly detracted from the overall image. This is
a slightly above average transfer and more than serviceable for this
flick. 
Audio: How Does The Disc Sound?
An
international success must surely contain international translations
and presentations eh? Close, but not exactly. Here Fox gives us a
English Dolby Digital 5.1 mix plus French 5.1 and Spanish 2.0 Dolby
surround dubs. The English 5.1 track (recorded at 448 kbps) is one of
those mixes that sounds like a really long music video. The pop
soundtrack is reproduced brilliantly, across all channels, while the
rest of the mix is a bit plain. There is the sporadic surround effect
with the swooshing of soccer balls, but nothing that really challenged
the back of the soundstage. Dialogue was always very crisp, clear and
centered. As for the LFE range, it was superb in the few scenes it was
allowed to boom, airplanes flying overhead or underscoring the pop
music, but overall deep bass response was rather underrepresented.
Overall, not a bad track but certainly more than enough for
Beckham.
Also included are English and Spanish subtitles and
English Closed Captions. 
Supplements: What Goodies Are
There?
This disc contains more than a handful of extras yet
none of them really stands out. The novelty quickly wears off...
First up is a feature length, screen-specific audio
commentary by director Gurinder Chadha and co-writer Paul
Mayeda Berges. The two blather on quite a bit and often sound like
this is their very first commentary, which I'm sure it is. We get a
little bit of juicy insight but they seem so jazzed to be doing a
commentary that, alas, they are their own best audience. 
Next
is Who Wants to Cook Aloo Gobi?
"featurette." Here Gurinder Chadha spends 15 minutes showing
us how to cook Aloo Gobi. Neat idea, and Gurinder is a cheery lady,
but how many times will you watch this one? There is also a text
recipe for Aloo Gobi. Another featurette, The
Making of Bend it Like Beckham, is up next, and it also runs
for just over 15 minutes. It is entirely comprised of chats with the
actors and crew, complete with annoying narration. Perfectly
ordinary.
Then we have a deleted scene gallery
complete with "Play All” feature. There are ten scenes that
are all fairly short and uninteresting, but at least presented in
anamorphic widescreen. A music video is also included
here, at least if you mean it is video that contains music. It plays
like the end credits with the cast and crew mouthing, singing and
dancing to the tune "Hot, Hot, Hot," culminating with a few
minutes of a David Beckham and wife gag reel mouthing, singing and
dancing their portion of the "video”. Yikes. Also here is a
Bend it Like Beckham Music promo spot where Chadha
endorses the soundtrack.
Last but not least we have three
theatrical trailers, two international spots for Bend
it Like Beckham and one for Antwone Fisher.
DVD-ROM
Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in your PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting
Thoughts
I didn't care much for this cookie cutter, warm
and fuzzy feel-good film, but that didn't stop millions of others from
loving it. Technically, this disc will pass the test and with more
than enough extras for any of the movie's fans, which makes it an easy
recommend.