A slasher flick without the slasher, Final Destination 2 is the
MouseTrap of horror movies. Even more skeletal than the original film,
it strips away all pretense and any existential musings on life and
death and exists solely as a gross-out thrill show. Its raison
d'etre is the variety of ingenious ways the script can come up
with to dispatch its victims, and the lack of a Freddy or a
Jason is brilliant, because not only does the production not have to
pay an actor to fill the role, but it can focus solely on what the
audience really wants to see, which is a bunch of obnoxious people
getting killed off one by one in a variety of gruesome and outlandish
ways. The moral of the story is simple and inevitable. Death, it
seems, is something that always happens to you while you're busy
making other plans.
It is two years after the events of the
previous Final Destination, and Kimberly Corman (A.J. Cook) has
suddenly developed the power of premonition (why now, of course, is
never explained). See foresees a terrible car accident and awakes from
her trance just in time to save some (but not all) of the victims. Of
course, this pisses Death off, and the grim reaper always keeps his
end of the bargain. Meanwhile, the sole survivor from the last
gruesome massacre, Clear Rivers (Ali Larter) has locked herself away
in a mental asylum to hide from Death's wrath (of course why Death
can't just cause an earthquake remains a mystery). Will Kimberly be
able to convince Clear to once again confront Death and save what's
left of the ever-dwindling pack of survivors? Just like the
previous Final Destination, this one is full of enormous plot holes.
You would think Death could just cause heart attacks or strike people
down with a bolt of lightning, but no, the contraptions he/she/it
comes up with are so elaborate and noisy you wonder how anything gets
done on time and within budget down there in hell. Also peculiar is
that none of the characters seem to question their own responsibility
to the rest of the world. By preventing the opening car crash, for
example, Kimberly then causes a whole slew of other people to die
instead, not to mention all the destruction and dismemberment that
follows as she tries to save her own skin. Perhaps she should just
commit suicide and save us all the trouble?
With such
questions ignored, at least the flick looks slick. Long one of
Hollywood's most accomplished second unit directors, first-time helmer
David R. Ellis doesn't so much direct as stage accidents, letting the
actors recite incidental dialogue in-between. But these are
good-looking victims and highly suspenseful accidents, and the
cast try their best to give their wafer-thin characters at least a
glimmer of humanity. Just stupid enough to laugh at and pathetic
enough to feel sorry for, the minimal character setup makes it both
fun and queasy to watch them get splattered one by one. As body count
goes, this is as good and gory as it gets. 
It is fair to say
Final Destination 2 doesn't mean anything, and probably was never
conceived to have any such aspirations. But that is a bit of a
disappointment, because in its own meager way at least the first film
tried to explore vaguely existential concepts within the confines of a
populist teen horror thriller. Here, we get a film filled with nothing
but violent, ridiculous death sequences, which are a lot of
fun, but it could have and should have been more. Even the title is
nonsensical - if the last destination was so final, how can there be a
second one? But we don't go to horror movies for logic these days,
just jolts and gore. And on that level, Final Destination 2 delivers
in spades.
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Another superlative New Line transfer. Presented here in 1.85:1
anamorphic widescreen, this ranks with the first Final Destination as
a reference-quality transfer. Everything about this presentation is
dead-on, pun intended. Crystal-clear print, rock-solid blacks and
excellent contrast guarantee a very three-dimensional, film-like
image. Colors are rich and perfectly saturated, with excellent
fleshtones and no signs of noise or bleeding. Detail is wonderful with
excellent shadow delineation, so important in a dark horror film like
this. There is also no sign of any edge enhancement, and despite all
the extras, the wizards at New Line seem to have tricked Death, er,
the DVD compression devil and I noticed no artifacting. Superb.
Audio: How Does The Disc Sound? 
Yikes, this
soundtrack may be even better than the transfer. Available in Dolby
Digital Surround EX and DTS 6.1 Discrete options, this is a very
aggressive, often stunning sonic experience. The opening car crash
sequence makes for great demo material, that is if you can get past
all the disturbing gore. Frequency response is stunning, especially
considering that this was a moderately-budgeted film and not a $100
million blockbuster. The sound design here is quite impressive, with
excellent use of the surround channels to create a very three-
dimensional, highly engaging experience. The .1 LFE delivers a wallop,
especially during any scene involving an accident, which is about half
the flick. Discrete effects are noticeable and often very ingenious,
and it only gets better on the DTS track. This is a clear case where
the DTS option enhances the experience, with tighter bass, more
transparent imaging and noticeable detail in the surrounds. But either
way you go, this is a bloody good show.
Also included is an
English 2.0 surround option, along with English subtitles and Closed
Captions.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There? 
New
Line has put together another Infinifilm extravaganza, which allows
you to access plenty of video- and audio-based content in a variety of
ways. Also impressive is that New Line remains the only studio that
completely and totally gets how to present such material on a DVD; all
the supplements are presented in anamorphic widescreen (with even the
full frame music videos encoded anamorphically with black mattes on
the sides), runtimes clearly labeled and the quality of the extras
just about on par with the main feature. I think New Line should hold
a few courses on how to do DVD right.
First up, let's start
with the commentaries, both of the aural and text variety. The
screen-specific audio commentary features director David
Elllis, producer Craig Perry and screenwriters Eric Bress and J.
Mackye Gruber. All four join in together, so there is certainly never
a dull moment. The track is largely technical, with even the
screenwriters not seeming too interested in the existential
ramifications of the franchise. It's fun to learn about how all the
various effects are done, but with the video-based supplements doing
such a terrific job of that, there is some redundancy in the
commentary. While a must for fans, if you are more of a casual viewer,
you can probably skip this and go straight to the featurettes. Also
included is a text fact track. Accessible with or without the
Infinifilm interface activated, this is a lot of fun as expected, with
plenty of factoids on various aspects of the movie, from in-jokes,
extras who can't help but stare at the camera to notes on the music
and actor's bios. However, as a horror fan I would have liked more
depth on the history of slasher flicks and the like, which is largely
absent here. Also, note that the track is a bit slow, only starting
after the credits end and disappearing to allow for gaps for the
Infinifilm pop-up prompts.
Next we have two featurettes
located in the "Beyond the Movie" section, each focusing on
a topic related to but not directly connected with the film. Reality
TV fans will get a kick out of The Terror Gauge (14 minutes).
Here, we visit with Dr. Victoria Ibric, PhD., who convinces three
unwitting test subjects to watch Final Destination 2 strapped to
classic mad scientist devices, which record their responses. Ever
wonder just what the physiological effects of horror movies really
are? Perhaps this featurette wasn't really a good idea! Next is the
very humorous Cheating Death (18 minutes). Interviewed are a
number of survivors of near-death experiments, some so our there they
are totally campy. Did I believe any of these people? I dunno, but I
certainly believe that they believe it. This would make a great faux-
Saturday Night Live parody. Also included in this section is the
Choose Your Fate game. However, it is really simple and more of
a gag, really - pick one of three cards and wait for the funny
message. "Mystery Date with Death," DVD-style.

Saving the best for last, a must-see is Bits & Pieces, a
31-minute documentary on the rise of the splatter film and how the
gruesome effects of Final Destination 2 were created. I think this
just may be the most gory R-rated movie I've ever seen, and this is a
terrific look at how all the nastiness was created. Newly interviewed
are historian David del Valle, critic Drew McWeeny and the godfather
of gore himself, Herschell Gordon Lewis. Mainstream splatter is not as
new as it may seem, with the form dating back to the late 1800's and
the rise of the Theatre of the Grand Guignol. But this documentary
doesn't stop there, and next comes a breakdown of every major gore
effect in the film. Ellis, Perry and the effects crew take us through
each disgusting moment, step by step, and it is fascinating. (One
moment involving real pig intestines literally made me nauseous). This
is the best look I've ever seen on splatter on a DVD. A must for
slasher fans.
In a somewhat unusual move for New Line, there
is also a number of other video-based vignettes that can only
be accessed via the Infinifilm interface. I counted about 20 segments
in all, including screen tests for many of the actors and EPK
interview snippets with the cast and crew. All combined, they make for
a more traditional half-hour type of making of piece, which is about
the only thing that would have seemed to have been absent from this
disc. Accessible either via the traditional menus or via the
Infinifilm interface are collection of deleted scenes, five in
all and totaling over 9 minutes. Nothing exceptional here, just a few
dialogue extensions, a nice but short cut car chase moment, and a
slightly more graphic death scene in the hospital. All the scenes come
with or without commentary, and look just great, presented in
anamorphic widescreen and Dolby surround.
Rounding out this
great package are two music videos - "Middle of
Nowhere" by Blank Theory and "Seven Days a Week" by The
Sounds (although neither seem to have anything to do with the movie
itself) - plus theatrical trailers for both Final Destination
flicks, plus the upcoming Hitcher-esque Highwaymen. All are,
predictably, presented in anamorphic widescreen and 5.1.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in
your PC?
As if all the DVD-Video extras weren't enough, New
Line has also delivered a wealth of exclusive ROM content that is a
slash above. The custom interface is snazzy and suitably scary. You'll
find basic player controls, plus weblinks to various New Line
websites, including the official Final Destination 2 site and a link
to the Infinifilm portal, which is scheduled to have even more
exclusive content when the disc streets. (Watch this space for an
update.)
Exclusive here is a cool interactive game Chain
Reaction interactive game. Ever wanted to be a part of a real-life
Final Destination battle with death? Well, now's your chance. The only
thing missing is the ability to send your friends scary death messages
("You have only ten hours to live, bwa ha HA!") Also
included is the handy-dandy script-to-screen viewer, which in
typical New Line fashion is expertly laid out. Access the whole
script, scene by scene, and watch the corresponding scene, either
reduced or full screen. You can also print out the whole thing or just
select scenes. Other ROM goodies include custom wallpapers to
adorn desktop. What a cheery way to say hello to the morning....
Parting Thoughts
Final Destination 2 is not a great
movie and not even a great horror movie, but it is a great spatter
movie. If you get off on watching innocent people being massacred one
by one, this one is for you. I hoped for a little bit more in the
story department (or least a furthering of the series' mythos), but
this one certainly delivers the gore. And once again, New Line has
delivered another exceptional Infinifilm DVD. Excellent transfer,
soundtrack and supplements make this one a must-have for fans.