As if he never went away, Harry Potter is back in his second big-
screen adventure, Chamber of Secrets. As any fan of J.K. Rowling's
gazillion-selling series is already well aware, it's Year Two at
Hogwart's Academy, and another round of higher learning for Harry and
his friends. All of the elements beloved by millions are back and in
abundant supply: the magic, the adventure, the bizarre creatures and
the special effects. Also back is the bloated two-hour plus runtime,
subplots aplenty and so much to keep track of I felt I was watching
six movies happening all at once, not one.
Any Harry fan
already knows the story, so I won't bore you with a recap. Despite
their huge appeal for adults, these Potter movies are essentially for
kids, and on that level it is hard not to be impressed by how well
Chamber of Secrets works. It's mystical, magical and as well-mounted a
Hollywood adventure as you're ever likely to see. No expense has been
spared to bring Harry to the big screen: topflight special effects
(even if I still hate CGI no matter what anyone says), a charming,
capable cast of young performers, great sets and costumes, and another
rousing score by John Williams. But will I sound like the Grinch if I
say that it all still strikes me as being rather cold and
impersonal? Once again directed by Chris Columbus with little
personal flourish, I had the same problems with Chamber of Secrets
that I did with the first Harry Potter film, Sorcerer's Stone. I know
I'm supposed to be surprised by the twists and turns of the story, but
since there is absolutely no deviation from the original source
material, am I wrong for wanting to stick to my own imagination and
just read the book? Essentially a filmed adaptation of the novel, it
doesn't feel like a real, organic movie in its own right. The
obligation to stuff in everything from J.K. Rowling's text stifles the
spontaneity, and the opening sequence is a perfect example: the long,
laborious scenes feel like needless exposition, and had the filmmakers
not felt the need to replicate the novel in such detail, a better film
would have simply reimagined the first 25 minutes and gotten on with
it. Just why is this film over two-and-a-half hours long?
I also can't help but feel rather out of touch watching the Harry
Potter movies. Perhaps I'm just an old fart and can't keep up with
today's rapid-fire, thrill-a-minute pacing, but from Pokemon to
Scooby-Doo, kid's movies today are just too relentless. I grew up on
the quaint charms of such live-action spectacles as Freaky Friday and
The Love Bug, which to today's audiences probably seem as slow as
molasses. Chamber of Secrets is hyper-active, breathless in how it
jumps from one scene to the next, from magic trick to huge action
setpiece. Scenes almost feel impatient, as if they're trying to get it
over with just so they can get on to the next one. And I was also
confused by the rules of J.K. Rowling's world. New forms of magic,
character relationships and long-kept secrets are revealed so often
and so arbitrarily that I soon lost track of how it all worked. Where
is the fun if none of it seems to have any consequence? 
Despite
such complaints, it's clear Harry Potter isn't for me. Kids absolutely
adore it, and aside from a somewhat darker tone, I would never
dissuade a parent from taking their kid to see Chamber of Secrets.
It's great that young adults have a series like this that is smart and
classy, and offers up a world that doesn't condescend to either their
intelligence nor that of their parents. And just think
if you
need a babysitter, you can rent both Sorcerer's Stone and Chamber of
Secrets and your kids will be out for the night! Now, that's the real
miracle of DVD.
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Harry's back, and with almost the exact same team behind the
camera, you could pop on a scene from either Sorcerer's Stone or
Chamber of Secrets and be hard-pressed to tell the difference. I
wasn't a huge fan of the visual look of the first Harry Potter flick;
it looked kinda fuzzy and soft and lacking in a truly distinctive
aesthetic approach. Chamber of Secrets is more of the same, although
the transfer itself is a slight improvement.
Presented in
2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen (a severely cropped 4:3 version is also
available), it is certainly a clean and smooth looking image. The
print is impeccable, with no anomalies such as dirt, nicks or
scratches, and it also looks less grainy and noisy than the previous
flick. Blacks are excellent and contrast a little better than last
time out, with crisper whites and slightly improved shadow
delineation. Colors, however, still look flat to me; the film is
filled with muted oranges, reds, blues and oranges, so hues never
really pop. They don't bleed or smear like they had a tendency to do
on the previous DVD, but the image still looks soft and two-
dimensional. I longer for better sharpness; Chamber of Secrets is a
tad more detailed than Sorcerer's Stone, but can't rival some of the
best transfers I've seen on DVD. This is certainly a perfectly fine-
looking disc. Reference quality? Not really. 
Audio: How
Does The Disc Sound?
Like the video, the Dolby Digital 5.1
Surround EX track included here is good but not great. I certainly
appreciated the sound design; from the nifty magical sound effects to
the hustle and bustle of the big action scenes (an early tree attack
on a car is most impressive), this is as good as Hollywood can
deliver. However, despite being an EX track I expected more pronounced
surrounds. This mix is generally front heavy, and the dialogue, music
and effects often blend together and fail to really jump out of the
speakers. We get some nice stereo separation of Williams' score
throughout, and dynamic range is pretty wide. But there is no truly
aggressive rear presence nor much in the way of punchy low end. Like
the image, it's just there, with impressive bursts of energy yet never
really coming alive. It certainly gets the job done, it's just not a
new demo disc.
Also included is a Spanish Dolby Surround EX
dub, English, French and Spanish subtitles, and English Closed
Captions. 
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
When the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone DVD was released
this same time last year, it came under a considerable amount of
criticism not only for the lack of behind-the-scenes and making-of
material it included, but also it's very approach to navigation. Set
up more like a giant interactive game than a traditional DVD, those
not fond of puzzles found it a laudable idea but bothersome in
execution (this reviewer included). This time, the style and layout of
the menus and navigation is carried over directly from the last
release, right down to the same narrator, Jim Dale. But gone is all
the puzzle-solving. It's far more of a straightforward DVD, which may
make it less pioneering, but for me, more fun.
Disc one houses
few extras. There is a simple cast and crew listing with no
filmographies or biographies, Year One at Hogwarts is simply a
new video trailer for Sorcerer's Stone, and we also have the actual
Chamber of Secrets original theatrical trailer in anamorphic
widescreen, Alas, the film's teaser is not included. The real
supplements can then be found on disc two.... 
Perhaps the most
criticized aspect of the Sorcerer's Stone DVD was the fact that it
took hours of work just to unlock the disc's much-vaulted deleted
scenes. Chamber of Secrets if far less secretive, with the
treasure chest not locked far away in a chamber. In fact, the deleted
scenes are the first thing that pops up after you're greeted by the
main menu. There are 19 in all, each presented in fine form in 2.35:1
anamorphic widescreen and looking just as good as the main feature.
They total 17 minutes in all, and like most cut material are a mixed
bag. Some are so short (less than 30 seconds) that they rate as more
deleted shots than scenes. There are also many scene extensions here,
and I'd only say that four qualify as full-fledged cut sequences. We
get a bit more of Dobby, as well as the villainous Jason Isaacs, and a
nice classroom scene with Kenneth Branagh. There is also a convenient
"Play All" function, and if none of these are really
essential, at least we don't have to spend hours solving puzzles to
watch them.
Lockhart's Classroom contains three
sections, each somewhat slight. "Required Reading" is just a
brief narrated montage of Lockhart's literary works, as seen in the
film. It runs just under a minute. "Certificates" is more of
the same, a quick video history lesson of Lockhart's accomplishments.
It, too, runs just under a minute. Most amusing this section is the
"Photo Gallery," which actually isn't a collection of stills
or production photos from the movie. It's a 2-minute assortment of
pics of Branagh made up as various historical figures of the past.
Silly, but rates a chuckle or two
Next we have
Activities, which replicates two of the challenges from the ROM
portion of the disc - "The Chamber Challenge" and "The
Forbidden Forest Challenge" - plus two DVD-VIdeo-only tests,
"Colin's Darkroom" and "Tour Diagon Alley." None
of these are particularly difficult, and the rewards aren't all that
thrilling - usually just a video clip or a "Great job!" from
the narrator. Again, kids will enjoy these the most. The next section
is Spellcaster Knowledge, which is a ten-question trivia quiz a
la Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. This should be pretty easy for
anyone who has seen the movie and didn't fall asleep.
Want
some real supplements that are actually about the making of the movie?
Then visit Behind Hogwarts. While not particularly
comprehensive, we do get a number of featurettes and a fair amount of
stills. "A Conversation with J.K. Rowling and Steve Kloves"
runs 16 minutes and focuses on the process of adapting such a beloved
book into a screenplay. Rowling may come across to some as far
different than they expect - she's rather hip and very British. And
was it just me, or did I notice some tension between the two? Hmmmm.
"Build a Scene" is actually a 16-minute featurette that
takes a brisk look at the entire production process by analyzing one
location, Dumbledorf's Office - the sets, props, costumes, visual
effects, editing and scoring. It includes interviews with Chris
Columbus and producer David Heyman and most of the main tech
personnel, including composer John Williams. It's pretty EPK-like, but
not bad at all. "Tour Dumbledorf's Office" is another
"click through a 3-D environment" maze, although all we get
on the tour is narration that doesn't provide any real insight, and no
additional featurettes or other video goodies. "Interviews with
Students, Professors and More" is just that, a collection of
vignettes with the cast of Chamber of Secrets talking but their return
for Year Two. Each "character" (i.e., the real actor) talks
about returning, the changes in their character, their favorite
scenes, etc. The interviews run over 10 minutes in all. Rounding out
this section is a "Gallery of Production Sketches." There
are 18 subsections total, although none are labeled. Some individual
frames contain more than one picture, so in all I'd say there is about
125 images total, ranging from props to sets to the various creatures
seen in the film.
Concluding our Chamber of Secrets journey is
some fluffy stuff. We get another Game Preview that's just a
commercial with six brief segments. There is also an Extra
Credit section, which takes you to the DVD-ROM area (see below).
And that wraps it up.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get
when you pop the disc in your PC?
Like the Sorcerer's Stone
DVD, Chamber of Secrets is once again loaded with ROM exclusives.
However, like the DVD-Video extras, it is a big scaled-down from the
previous release. Pop disc two in the drive and once again you'll be
greeted by a nifty interface that replicates the basic special
features menu, plus contains embedded weblinks to various Harry Potter
web-enabled extras.
First up we have your basic
weblinks. You can sign-up for the Harry Potter Newsletter, chat
with other Potter fans in the Discussion area, buy Harry merchandise
at the Wizard's Shop, drop by the Daily Prophet for the latest news,
or link to the official Harry Potter and Warner upcoming live events
websites. (No news on any Chamber of Secrets specials...yet.)
But if you're looking for true ROM exclusive extras, you'll have to
earn some Extra Credit. Here you find some fun stuff geared for
the younger set. Certainly the most unique feature is the integration
of One Voice Technology (note that you may encounter one more
software download), which allows you to control the interface. Using
the One Voice software along with any compatible microphone, you can
"teach" the disc to recognize your voice. After a short
tutorial, you can control your movement through the interface via
simple commands, and a help function is included, too. Since I'm the
impatient type I didn't use this extensively after playing around with
it for a bit, but it was quite fun and kids will certainly love
it.
Whether you choose to talk to the DVD or just go old-
fashioned and use the mouse, you'll find additional goodies hidden
within. First up is a standard Harry Potter II Game Demo (also
requires an additional software download). You can play it a bit but
of course progress is limited as it is designed to get you to buy the
game. For you more advanced types we have the Challenges.
There's seven in all, all simple but addictive little puzzlers,
including a Photo Hunt, Jigsaw Puzzles, a Matching Potions game,
Spellcaster Knowledge movie trivia, and more.
Next up are two
Activities. These are actually a Hogwarts Timeline which gives
you an overview of the Harry Potter story so far, and a link to the
online Trading Card web portal, a web-enabled game began with last
year's Sorcerer's Stone DVD. Click on this and you can start
collecting and trading Harry Potter cards with other fans around the
world. Last but not least are some downloadables, including a nice
Chamber of Secrets screensaver and three Printables - a
3-D Great Hall Cutout, some Printable Mazes and four Folding Posters.
Also cool about this interface is the KwikQuick, a drop-down
menu that allows you to select each individual extra (for example,
individual printables) directly from a single master list. A nice
touch.
Parting Thoughts
Harry Potter fans need
no recommendation to pick up Chamber of Secrets. It's certainly a
nifty two-disc set - nice video and audio and plenty of supplements to
entertain the young ones. While I doubt those who criticized the
Sorcerer's Stone DVD release will change their minds with this one,
you know this is gonna sell millions of copies anyway. Do you really
want to be the only junior-league magician on your block without one?