I am reminded of another Warner Bros. film, one that involved
respected filmmakers and players, had an interesting premise (okay, it
was a motion picture version of a successful television series), and
was a cinematic disaster. Does anyone remember Wild Wild West?
What we have in Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is another great
premise, potentially fascinating characters, a clever McGuffin, and a
screenplay by Alan B. McElroy that had me shaking my head in
disbelief.
Jeremiah Ecks (Antonio Banderas) is an ex-FBI
special agent known for his tenacity. Before he quit the Bureau, he
was credited with bringing to justice several of the FBI's most
wanted. He now spends his time trying to drown his grief in alcohol;
seven years before, he lost his wife to a car bomb and he may be
blaming himself. Ecks is approached by his former boss, Julio Martin
(Miguel Sandoval), who explains that he needs him for a very special
case. Ecks isn't interested until Martin reveals that his wife is
alive and he's willing to exchange information about her whereabouts
for Ecks' cooperation. Sever (Lucy Liu) is a rogue agent,
formerly of the DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency. She was
"recruited" by the agency from a Mainland Chinese couple
disappointed that their only permitted child was a girl. The baby was
taken away, raised, and trained as a killer adept with any number of
firearms, explosive devices, and martial arts. Sever has just
kidnapped her former boss's young son, taking out a half dozen
experienced DIA agents in the process, most in hand-to-hand combat.
Her ex-boss is Robert Gant (Gregg Henry), and it doesn't take very
long to understand that he's up to no damn good. Gant is aided by one
of his senior agents, the amoral Ross (Ray Park of Episode I
fame), a lethal gofer who seems to enjoy killing.
The film's
McGuffin is a microscopic stealth weapon that can find its way into
the bloodstream of an intended victim from something as innocuous as a
Band-Aid. It's designed to travel to the heart and cause what appears
to be a massive heart attack when activated by remote control. The FBI
is aware that Ross broke into the research lab where the miniature
weapon was being developed and that he walked off with the only
prototype. So Martin wants the prototype recovered, Ecks wants to find
his wife, Sever wants to take a sizable piece out of Gant, Gant wants
to use that tiny assassination machine for some nefarious purpose and
everyone tends to shoot first and ask questions later. 
Perhaps
it's an indication of the depth of character development in McElroy's
screenplay that Lucy Liu has perhaps thirty-seven words of dialog in
the entire picture. When she isn't kicking the crap out of someone,
she's most often asked to stare meaningfully into the eyes of other
actors, or perhaps to glare menacingly. McElroy portrays both the FBI
and the DIA as tactically inept. His characters behave irrationally.
His plot has holes the size of Buicks. And the filmmakers persist in
violating the laws of logic, the laws of physics, and plain good
sense. The action sequences are intense and well staged, but we're
dogged by that action movie cliche in which hundreds of rounds fired
from automatic weapons zip around our protagonists without inflicting
so much as a scratch. Cars fly through the air as the result of
collisions that should have grounded them for good. And the climactic
battle begins without the attackers knowing whether or not the
McGuffin is anywhere close by. What a mess.
Video: How Does
The Disc Look?
The film's theatrical aspect ratio of 2.35:1
is presented in anamorphic video. This is yet another good-looking,
film-like transfer from Warner Bros., but it's not quite up to
Warner's best work. Small object detail and fine textures are conveyed
very well. Edge halos are present, but they rarely intrude. Skin tones
have a natural hue, but color intensity seems a bit anemic. Shadow
detail is quite good, with the exception of aerial shots at dusk found
during the beginning of the film. I noticed no compression artifacts
like mosquito noise or blocking.
Audio: How Does The Disc
Sound? 
The Dolby Digital 5.1 track is first-rate. The
surrounds are very active, immersing the viewer in the action. Once
again we have a non-EX mix that greatly improves with EX decoding
enabled. Sound effects, and gunfire in particular, are better located
with EX enabled; directional sounds emanate from locations that
correspond to the actors' eye lines. Deep, deep bass punctuates the
many explosions; you'll need a superior subwoofer to fully appreciate
the extension into the bottom-most octave. Sound effects are conveyed
with very little compression. In fact, to accommodate the extended
dynamic range those sonic fireworks require, you may find that the
dialog runs a little low. The score, such as it is, was composed by
Don Davis; he's delivered better, emulating John Williams for Jurassic
Park III for example. This rock-influenced score was clearly intended
to add energy to the show; it merely grates. The modest amount of
dialog found here remains quite clear throughout, with one possible
exception. Banderas does mumble from time to time and when he does,
his accent tends to make some of his low-key scenes a little difficult
to understand.
The alternate language track is in French,
dubbed in Quebec. To support the audio, subtitles are offered in
French, Spanish, and English, for which Closed Captions are also
included.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?

Cast & Crew provides filmographies for six of the cast
and the screenwriter. Next is Know The Enemy, one of the
silliest supplements I've ever seen. It's a video game in extreme slow
motion and without the graphics. This is a fight between Ecks and
Sever; you may be either. You attack your opponent with a choice of
one of three moves, selected by maneuvering to your choice with the
remote control. The DVD player then selects at random a countermove
from that same list. If the player's selection is the same move, no
points are awarded. The more effective of the two moves scores a
point, either for you or for your opponent (kind of like rock, paper,
scissors). Pointless.
A full screen featurette entitled
The Making of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (13:02) begins as a
typical fluff piece that promotes the film by describing the nature of
the characters and some of the plot points. Banderas and Liu are
prominently featured; Liu has more to say here than in the entire
feature film. But the featurette quickly evolves into a rather
interesting, if not cursory, description of how some of the major
sequences and effects were accomplished. Consider this featurette a
cut above the usual self-promoting publicity short. The theatrical
trailer (2:25) is included and presented in respectable anamorphic
video. The 91-minute feature is organized into twenty-six chapter
stops.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the
disc in your PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting Thoughts
Despite my personal disappointment
with Wild Wild West, the film managed to garner a surprising
$199 million at the box office. No such luck here. Ballistic: Ecks
vs. Sever earned little more than $14 million, about a fifth of
its $70 million budget. If you're in the mood for a little senseless
violence and impressive pyrotechnics, give it a spin, but please don't
forget to leave your brain at the door.