Love Michael Myers? Love Laurie Strode? Just want a good, scary
time at the movies? Then stay away from Halloween Resurrection.
Sequels like this are killer for the hopelessly devoted. Let's face
it: If you're reading this, it's because deep down you really want
another kick-ass Halloween movie, one that's just as exciting and
scary as the original, or at least worthy of more than just
discouraged sighs. Keep looking. After what should have been the
perfectly fine capper to an aging franchise, the better-than-it-had-
any-right-to-be Halloween H20, once again the producers had to run the
property into the ground and hatch another needless sequel. Mr. Myers,
get a real job, okay?
The opening ten minutes of Resurrection
are a thoroughly depressing experience for any longtime Halloween fan.
Jamie Lee Curtis is back as Laurie Strode, perhaps the best-known and
most loved heroine in horror movie history. Lest I spoil the big
surprise this film's opener has in store, let me just say that the
faithful, the ones who have stayed with and supported the series for
over two decades now, deserve more than such a cynical finish to the
Strode saga. What should have been a triumphant end for the character
in H20 has now become a pointless cul-de-sac. I know Ms. Curtis was
contractually obligated to appear in the sequel and likely got a
decent paycheck, but honey, the fans and the character deserved
better. I hereby cancel my membership to the Jamie Lee fan club.
With problematic little Laurie out of the way, the movie can then
get down to its main bit of business. I'm sad to say Curtis is the
only ace in the hole this film has. Like the life getting sucked out
of one of Michael's endless victims, once Laurie's gone, the series
loses any of the kick it had regained with H20. The plot this time:
Internet startup "Dangertainment" is holding a live webcast
from the long-abandoned Myers house. Six unsuspecting teens with
delusions of fame and fortune sign on for the Halloween spectacular,
but wouldn't ya know it, it seems the Myers house is not as empty as
it appears. Soon ol' Mike is back up to his usual tricks, and
Dangertainment guru Freddie (Busta Rhymes) wants to broadcast it all
live and in person. Ouch, this is gonna hurt....
As the
filmmakers endlessly point out in the included supplements, Halloween
Resurrection's big conceit is its hi-tech gadgetry. Too bad that such
innovation is about five years too late. Apparently, no one who made
this movie has seen The Blair Witch Project, nor realizes that the
Internet has been a part of the popular vernacular now for over a
decade. With the characters all wearing mini-DV cameras strapped to
their heads, we get to see Myers carry out his eternal vengeance via
incessant crosscutting between film and video footage. The gimmick
doesn't work. There's a reason a narrative film needs a point of view,
and it's because constantly jumping from one perspective to the next
isn't exhilarating, its nauseating. Any hoped-for suspense is
constantly deflated by the herky-jerky video footage, and absolutely
no sense of spatial relations between the characters is established.
It's the death knell for a horror movie, and even more painful for the
audience. 
Director Rick Rosenthal returns to Haddonfield after
directing the much-maligned Halloween II twenty years ago (what is it
about these Halloween movies and the big 2-0?), but fails to inject
any new life into a tired concept. Visually, it's as glossy as they
come, and the young cast is a cut above. As big names in the teen
world, the otherwise talented likes of Sean Patrick Thomas, Tyra
Banks, Thomas Ian Nichols and Bianca Kajlich will hopefully be able to
look back at this a few years from now and just smile. But whatever
plusses Halloween Resurrection has in terms of young talent, visual
sheen and another spiffy electro-score, it certainly lacks twofold in
relevance. "Trick or treat, mutherfucka!" Busta Rhymes says
at one point. Too bad the only trick being played is on the faithful
fans who continue to shell out for this junk. I'm sorry, Michael - and
I do love ya, pal - but I think it's time to finally hang up the knife
and move on.
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, this just may be the
best-looking transfer yet of a Halloween film. Shot in the Super35
format, the only minor complaints I might be able to make (aside from
the annoying video footage) are a small bit of grain inherent in the
process, and a slightly dark look throughout. Otherwise, this is great
stuff. Blacks are dead on (hey, it's a Halloween movie) and colors are
excellent. This film is awash in rich shades of blue and orange, and
director of photography David Geddes has fun accenting many scenes
with splashes of purple and green. Overall detail and shadow
delineation are a "cut" above (get it?), although since this
is a very dark film, make sure your monitor is properly calibrated or
fine textures may be lost. Even better is the lack of any noticeable
edge enhancement, and a wonderfully sharp, three-dimensional
appearance throughout. Given the film's short runtime and not an
overabundance of extras, I noticed no compression artifacts. A great
presentation.
Audio: How Does The Disc Sound?

Boasting an excellent 5.1 Dolby Digital mix to go along with the
superior transfer, this is a wonderfully enveloping sonic experience.
The film may suck, but it sure is an aggressive, scary soundtrack.
Dynamic range is excellent with very strong low end. Halloween
Resurrection is filled with countless "shock" stinger
moments which really stab at the subwoofer. Dynamic range is top-
notch, with wonderful separation of the music, effects and dialogue.
The rears are almost constantly engaged, both during the most intense
shock sequences and with subtle ambiance. Imaging is generally
transparent, with a nice 360-degree soundfield that is sure to
impress. Michael, your latest movie sucks, but the soundtrack sure
does rock!
Also included is a French 5.1 surround dub, English
captions for the hearing impaired encoded as subtitles, Spanish
subtitles, and true English Closed Captions.
Supplements:
What Goodies Are There? 
A mighty packed special edition,
Halloween Resurrection comes jammed with extras, although how good
these supplements really are remains up for debate....
First
up is a new screen-specific audio commentary with director Rick
Rosenthal and editor Robert Ferretti. Alas, this is one of those
tracks that is neither here nor there. Rosenthal is surprisingly
subdued, with Ferretti having to prompt him with questions throughout.
Rather than answer the questions all Halloween fans really want to
know, Rosenthal offers pithy one-liners or goes on endlessly about all
the boring video footage. What was it like returning to the franchise
after twenty years? What were the themes in the script that were
appealing? What was it like to work with Jamie Lee Curtis again,
especially after she had publicly disparaged Halloween II for two
decades? Alas, Rosenthal doesn't seem concerned with such issues, and
even more depressing is the fact that he actually seems to think this
film's endless cliches are inventive and original. A
disappointment.
Up next are nearly 10 minutes of deleted
scenes: "Freddie & Nora in the Control Room,"
"Contestant Interviews," "Sara & Jenna Dropping
Out," "Michael Driving Up to the House," "Photo
Album," and "Sara & Freddie at Car." These are all
pretty short and not particularly interesting dialogue exchanges
between characters. I was hoping there might be some cut Jamie Lee
footage, the oft-rumored on-camera Tyra Banks death scene, or the
further deletions alluded to in the commentary, but no such luck. Also
included are three alternate endings: "Original Ending
with Deckard," "CSI Hand in Manhole," and "Axe
Ending." Only the "Axe" finale packs any sort of punch,
and if they had gone with this one, it would have been interesting to
see how the filmmakers worked their way out of it for the next sequel.
All these scenes and the endings are presented in 2.35:1 non-
anamorphic widescreen, and Rosenthal provides optional commentary.
Each scene and ending can be accessed individually or via the handy
"Play All" function. 
Sorta fun are three
featurettes, all quite short and strictly of the promotional
variety. "On the Set with Jamie Lee Curtis" (4 minutes) is
anything but. It's just a short selection of interviews with the cast
and Curtis on her return to the franchise. All happy happy, joy joy.
"Set Tour with Production Designer Troy Hansen" (6 minutes)
is a fairly interesting look at the admittedly cool Myers house (built
inside a soundstage with CGI enhancements) and the impressive art
direction. "Head Cam Featurette" (4 minutes) again trumpets
the lame video gimmick, although I'm sure spying on all the cast
wearing the cameras was a lot more fun than actually having to watch
it in the movie.
By far this disc's most intriguing feature is
the WebCam Special. The original plans for this DVD were to
allow viewers to watch the entire film via the eyes of the character's
head gear. While Rosenthal hints that another DVD may be in the
offing, for now we get this 40-minute sequence of the entire Myers
house section of the film. A single, edited version of the middle act,
composed entirely of video footage, it is sort of interesting though
hardly scary. Although Rosenthal waxes rhapsodic on the optional
commentary, it's clear that while the idea might have been laudable,
it just doesn't work. Even ten minutes of fuzzy, constantly shifting
points of view is tiresome, let alone forty. Given the less-than-
rapturous reception this film got at the box office, I don't know how
likely another DVD version of this film will be, so we may never get
to see Rosenthal's multi-angle version. Until then, this is painful
enough.
Rounding out the considerable extras is a nice still
gallery with 75 publicity and behind-the-scenes images, as well as
multi-angle storyboard presentations of five scenes:
"Bill's Death," "Donna's Death," "Michael
Finds Freddie & Sara," "Sara Attacks Michael with
Chainsaw," and "Freddie Saves Sara." Each is rather
short, but each comes with production sound and you can toggle between
the storyboard, the final scene, or a side-by-side comparison. Last
but not least are the usual Sneak Peeks with a bunch of video
trailers for other Dimension flicks, although there are no actual
trailers provided for Halloween Resurrection.
DVD-ROM
Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in your PC?
No ROM extras have been included at all, not even the usual Buena
Vista custom interface.
Parting Thoughts
As a
longtime Halloween fan, I wish I could say Resurrection was a better
movie. But purely as a DVD it delivers the goods. A great transfer and
soundtrack plus plenty of extras makes this the second-best Halloween
DVD next to the original. Let's just hope the series quits while it's
ahead and finally lays Michael Myers to rest.