Bad Company is one of those classic Hollywood "high
concepts" that probably seemed like a great idea on paper.
Featuring the "What? Huh?" team-up of Anthony Hopkins and
Chris Rock (Hannibal Lecter does standup?), the film's terrible
marketing campaign failed to sell moviegoers on whatever the film's
wafer-thin premise was supposed to be. After a few hours in theaters
it was swiftly forgotten, but through the magic of DVD, you can now
witness the spectacle and decide for yourself.
The plot: When a
CIA agent is killed during a nuclear arms purchase, his partner Oakes
(Anthony Hopkins) recruits the operative's streetwise twin brother
Jake Hayes (Chris Rock). Now "Michael Turner," the stunned
Hayes has only nine days to hone his CIA skills and take his brother's
place to fool the bad guys. Of course, the enemy terrorists soon learn
of this bait-and-switch and kidnap Hayes' fiancee (Gabriel Macht). Can
Oakes and Hayes stop the terrorists, rescue the girl and save New York
City from nuclear disaster? Bad Company is one of those action
movies where I just don't know whether it is supposed to be funny or
not. It is so utterly cliched and prepackaged that it almost seems
intentional, as if we are supposed to nod in appreciation at the
postmodern regurgitation of every other, better action movie of the
past twenty years. It's not that Chris Rock isn't funny or Hopkins
isn't slumming in his usual dignified way, and the film's overdone
visual chic is anything but a model of Hollywood self-indulgence. But
there just doesn't seem to be a point to any of it, unless director
Joel Schumacher is taking one very costly piss at the studio's
expense?
I could take a risk and say it is all intentional,
that this is supposed to be a satire of action film
insipidness, and it wouldn't be that ludicrous of an idea. Here's a
director who hasn't had a hit in years yet continues to secure A-list
projects. His past work is littered with self-referential humor, and
if you have listened to any of Schumacher's audio commentaries on such
recent DVDs as Tigerland and Flawless, he's not completely unaware of
his place in the industry. Perhaps he realized the absurdity of
landing a big Bruckheimer would-be blockbuster, and is just having fun
with the incongruity of it all? My sad, sinking feeling is that of
course Bruckheimer couldn't really be that inspired to go along
with the gag, but perhaps Schumacher just tricked him? So I'll just
believe in the fantasy, that this is the most brilliant parody of a
Hollywood action movie ever made. I can still dream, can't I?

Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Presented in a THX-
certified, 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, this sure looks
great. The film has a heavily processed look, with tons of overdone
blue and orange filters and computerized, fast-cut gimmicks. Colors
come off very well saturated if artificial, but at least they are free
of any bleeding or noise. Fleshtones look accurate all things
considered, although most scenes are so processed it hardly matters.
Blacks are excellent throughout with contrast a bit too pumped up for
my taste, although this is likely intentional. Detail is good but
shadow delineation suffers in some scenes due to all the heavy style.
However, daylight exteriors look great, with a nice three-dimensional
appearance and superior detail and sharpness. The processed nature of
the film keeps it from looking truly film-like, but there is little
ringing and few halos around hard objects, and no noticeable
compression artifacts. Pretty dang good.
Audio: How Does
The Disc Sound?
Presented in English Dolby Digital and DTS
5.1 surround tracks, this is one of those heavy-duty Hollywood action
spectacles that sure delivers. Constantly aggressive with a relentless
neo-techno score by Trevor Rabin and Paul Linford, this is a very
engaging experience. Dynamic range is excellent with perfectly
recorded dialogue, which is thankfully not drowned out by all the
action. Surround use is quite aggressive, with noticeable discrete
effects and a constantly-engaged rear soundfield that rocks. The low
end is also quite powerful, making Bad Company a serious contender for
great demo material. 
Comparing the DTS and Dolby Digital tracks
on three scenes, including the film's very loud climax, there
isn't that much noticeable difference. I preferred the slightly
punchier bass and fuller rear presence of the DTS track, but this is
such an aggressive mix that either way you go, it shouldn't
disappoint. Great stuff.
Also included is a French 5.1 Dolby
surround track, English captions encoded as subtitles, Spanish
subtitles, and true English Closed Captions.
Supplements:
What Goodies Are There?
Given the film's lack of box office
muscle, it is no surprise that Buena Vista didn't expend much energy
or cash to come up with a special edition. All we get is the EPK In
Bad Company: An Inside Look. This 12-minute featurette is actually
rather amusing, because it almost seems as if all involved knew this
was just a cheesy action movie destined to be forgotten in minutes,
and the questions asked are pretty goofy. All the main principals are
interviewed, including Bruckheimer, Rock and Hopkins, and mixed in
with the usual behind-the-scenes snippets. Pretty standard if fun.
No other extras are included, not even the film's theatrical
trailer. We do get the usual Buena Vista Sneak Peeks, featuring
a bunch of full frame video trailers for upcoming action releases such
as Reign of Fire.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get when
you pop the disc in your PC?
No real ROM extras have been
included, aside from a customary Touchstone interface with DVD
controls and embedded weblinks. However, there is the "Register
Your DVD" feature which, after you insert your disc in the drive,
allows you to become eligible for Buena Vista's "Disc Replacement
Program" (exchange a disc you have damaged after purchase for a
$10 fee), as well as receive free DVD technical support and email
notification of special offers and updates on other Buena Vista
titles.
Parting Thoughts
A perfectly forgettable
thriller, Bad Company is a Saturday night time waster if ever there
was one. Yes, this disc delivers on the bottom line, with a nice
transfer and audio, but the lack of extras make it a likely rental at
best. For diehard Hopkins and Rock fans only.