Dear Mr. Spider-Man:
I'm not one usually prone to writing
gushing fan letters, but I decided to break my own self-imposed rules
after seeing your first big-screen adventure, aptly titled Spider-Man.
You are one of my childhood idols and I've followed your every exploit
over the years, from your early comic book adventures to one of the
greatest animated TV serie ever, The Amazing Spider-Man. I even waited
with bated breath every week for the latest episode in your short-
lived 70's live action television show, the one where you wore giant
pieces of aluminum foil over your eyes but still managed to kick ass
anyway. Could Superman or Batman fight crime with tin foil spectacles
and six-inch red heels? I think not. So it is with some regret
that I have to write this letter, because after years and years of
waiting, finally seeing your big blockbuster movie was a bit of a
letdown. Truth be told, your film ain't that bad and is certainly
faithful to the origin of your life story. That Maguire kid can act
and makes a pretty good Peter Parker, and what a hottie that Kirsten
Dunst is, looking rather fetching under all that red hair dye! But I
just have to believe that when you were flying around fighting crime
all those years ago, you didn't look like a wimpy CGI cartoon. And why
did it take you so long to whup the Green Goblin's ass? Couldn't you
even tell that your best friend was really your arch nemesis' son? So
much for that Spidey sense!
But the last five minutes of your
flick is certainly promising for future installments. Now that we've
got that backstory out of the way, maybe the real fun can begin? I
expect more hot Peter/Mary Jane/Harry spider-on-girl-on-boy action,
better stunts, and slicker effects. Tapping wunderkind Sam Raimi to
direct was also an inspired choice (and locking him in for another one
was aces), so I'm confident the next chapter will be even more fun.
Other quick hints: shorten the runtime by dropping all the needless
exposition, get a better villain, and give Mr. Jameson more screen
time. He's funny. Oh, and can you at least try on that cool black
costume you got back in the 80s? That was neat. 
I know you
have agents and lawyers and things so your participation in the flick
was probably minimal anyway, but didn't you have to at least sign off
on the project? I know you're laughing it up in Tahiti right now or
counting your millions at the superhero retirement home, but I'm
hoping for a more direct involvement on your part for future sequels.
Don't make the same mistake Batman did and drop out after the first
couple and watch your alter-ego start sporting rubber codpieces and
painted-on nipples -- or even worse -- get turned into a campy
musical. You're cooler than that, dude! But until then, I guess I'll
just have to placate myself with this one for now. Looking forward to
the next one, though!
Sincerely, Peter M. Bracke
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Columbia TriStar Home
Entertainment is releasing 2002's biggest blockbuster hit in separate
1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen and full screen versions. We, of course,
have chosen to review the widescreen version. To be honest, I wasn't
particularly impressed by the visual look of this film when I saw it
theatrically on opening day: It looked drab, murky and kinda fuzzy,
especially the CGI. But this new DVD actually improves upon it in many
ways, with stronger colors and an overall snappier appearance.
However, it still can't quite match the new reference standard set by
other recent blockbuster DVD releases, like Star Wars Episode II or
Lord of the Rings. But it will have to do. 
Seeing as this film
is only a few months old, it is not surprising that the source
material is in great shape. There is nary a blemish or major anomaly
to be found, although there is some light grain permeating most of the
runtime. Colors are fairly well saturated but not really eye-popping,
especially the dull New York exteriors and non-action scenes.
Fleshtones also veer towards the pinks far too often, which is
annoying and adds to the artifical look. I also noticed a bit of
noise, however slight, on the most highly-saturated hues, along with
what looks to be "dot crawl" on larger close-ups of faces
and solid backgrounds. Given all the extras crammed along with the
feature on disc one, there is also some minor compression artifacting
present, again mostly noticeable on solid backgrounds and long
dissolves and fades.
Given such problems, detail is not as
sharp and three-dimensional as I had hoped. The film looks rather
flat, with shadow delineation good but not great. Any sort of edge
enhancement or noticeable haloing is not detectable, so the transfer
does have a smooth appearance. The film does have what appears to be
an intentionally dark and soft quality, so this transfer represents
the theatrical experience fairly well. But it's just good, not
great.
Audio: How Does The Disc Sound? 
Presented
in Dolby Digital 5.1 surround, those hoping for a new demo favorite
may need to look elsewhere. First the good stuff. As you would expect
on a $100 million movie, it's a model of the modern Hollywood
soundtrack in terms of dynamic range and cleanliness of the recording.
The front soundstage is wonderfully spacious and full, with robust
midrange and stellar separation of the music, effects and dialogue.
And despite all the razzmatazz and action scenes, the dialogue is
crystal clear and I never once had to fiddle with the volume during
quieter scenes or pop on the subtitles.
However, my big
disappointment with this presentation is the inconsistent use of the
surrounds. They really only kick in during the big scenes, and even
then I've heard better imaging and discrete effects on other big-
budget DVDs. The score is also too confined to the front, with only
some bleed to the rears. Subtle ambiance is all but absent, and
imaging from front to back is fair but nothing more. The .1 LFE does
kick out some low bass, so turned up loud this mix still delivers at
least during the action scenes. A perfectly fine mix, just not
reference quality.
Also included is a French 5.1 Dolby surround
track, and although it is not listed on the packaging, an alternate
English 2.0 Dolby surround mix. Even weirder is the inclusion of yet
another audio track in mono, but I skipped around throughout the
movie, and it appears to be utterly silent! Don't ask me to explain
it! Subtitle options in English and Spanish are also included, as well
as English Closed Captions. 
Supplements: What Goodies Are
There?
At last, Spidey fans, it's here! This two-disc set
certainly doesn't lack for extras, although it does feel a bit like a
patchwork. Checking out the various DVD credits, it seems to have been
a hodgepodge of contributions from various parties, and there is a lot
of material recycled from television. It's not terrible, but to be
honest I was expecting fresher, better and more. Also a bit
frustrating are the animated menus: they sure look nice, but
the very, very tiny navigation overlays make figuring out what you're
actually selecting very difficult.
Let's start with disc one,
which has its own considerable share of extras. First up is Spider
Sense, an extended branching version of the film featuring
"Web-i-sodes," short 2-4 minute vignettes on various aspects
of the film. I counted at least six (but there may be more), including
such tasty little morsels as "Bone Saw McGraw," "The
Model Maker, and "Designing the World of Spider-Man."
Unfortunately, these are so short they don't offer much real info, so
this feels more like a gimmick than anything else. In order to access
the "Web-i-sodes," select the Spider Sense option from the
menu (which disables any subtitle options) and wait for the little
Spidey icon to pop up on the screen. And annoyingly for owners of
widescreen sets like myself, all the material is presented in full
screen only, so it doesn't match the main feature.
Disc one
also includes not one but two new screen-specific audio
commentaries, the first with cast and crew including director Sam
Raimi, co-producers Grant Curtis and Laura Ziskin, and star Kirsten
Dunst, and the second with the SFX crew, led by John Dykstra and his
team including Anthony and visual effects supervisor Scott. Perhaps my
expectations were inflated -- I was expecting a lot from the cast and
crew commentary, but dare I say it is rather...boring? The track is
screen-specific and segregated by gender (Raimi/Curtis, Ziskin/Dunst),
and gets off to an awkward start. At least Raimi has a sense of humor,
introducing the film as "the one you paid too much to see,"
but only he and Ziskin offer much in the way of insight. Dunst
delivers little more than one sentence on her character and pithy
words of encouragement ("That's the best title sequence
ever!", "That was so cool!", or "Oh, wow,
really?"), and to be honest, after an hour I started to nod off.
This track is marred by plenty of dead space and even deader-than-
deadpan delivery, making for a less-than-thrilling experience. The SFX
commentary is actually a little better, partially because we almost
expect technical commentary tracks to be boring anyway. Dykstra is of
course mega-renown for his years of amazing work so it is initially
exciting to hear him speak, and unlike the filmmaker track, he
generally keeps the pace moving. However, any scene without effects --
of which there are a considerable number, given that this is an
"origin" story -- lags and the track does get rather
technical. Some of the effects in the film are fun, especially the
Green Goblin stuff, but a little of this stuff goes a long way for me.
Perhaps combining both tracks into one would have worked better? There
certainly is enough time to kill in both to have made it worth a
shot...
Thankfully, taking up the slack is the Weaving the
Web subtitle factoid track. Bouncing all over the place, we get
everything from tidbits on Spidey's comic origins, other superhero
movies, cast and crew info, background on the filming locations, and
some plot points and character relationships. What's kinda neat about
this track versus others of its ilk are the clever Spidey graphic
icons that contain the text, and the slick way they fade in and out
onscreen. Adding much-needed insight, this makes a nice way to view
the film along with the boring commentaries.
Rounding out disc
one are some Character Files for the six main actors in the
film. These are simple filmographies but are laid out in a Daily Bugle
newspaper format that's cute. The Marketing Campaign section
includes six anamorphic widescreen trailers (one for Spider-Man in
Dolby 5.1, the rest for other Columbia flicks like XXX and Men in
Black II), 11 TV spots, and the "Hero" by Chad Kroeger and
"What We're All About" by Sum 41 music videos, each
presented in full frame and 2.0 stereo.
Moving on to disc two,
the extras are cleverly divided into two sections: "The Web of
Spiderman - The Comic" and "The Goblin's Lair - The
Movie." All the video-based extras included in both sections are
presented in full screen only, and I could find no subtitle or caption
options.
It's probably best to start off with The Comic
section, which gives us some nice background on the Spidey mythos.
Spider-Man: The Mythology of the 21st Century leads the way, a
25-minute featurette on the history of the comic. This is a simple,
direct presentation with talking head interviews (including Marvel
maven Stan Lee, artists John Byrne, John Romita Sr. and Jr., Erik
Larsen, and fan favorite Todd McFarlane) intercut with plenty of comic
stills. Despite the blah format, it is rather nice to hear from these
"old-timers" surprised at the sudden resurgence in
popularity of big-screen comic book adaptations and the resilience of
the Spidey mythos. Highlights inlcude a look at the genesis of the
character, Romita, Jr. sketching Spidey, and the seriousness and
respect all have for the work and the "franchise." A bit dry
for non-comic fans, but devotees should dig it.
Also included
in The Comic section are four still galleries: "Spider-Man
Archives," "Artists Gallery," "Rogue's
Gallery," and "The Loves of Peter Parker." The
"Archives" section is way cool, providing a complete look at
every Amazing Spider-Man comic from the 60s through the 21st century,
year by year. These archives are easy to navigate, and although each
issue isn't reprinted page by page, we do get a synopsis and cover
shot of each issue, and this kind of history is great to have on a
DVD. "The Artists Gallery," aka "Peter Parker's
Darkroom," is divided into four subsections of images on
"Environments," "Green Goblin," "Spider-
Man" himself, and other various artist creations. Not a look at
the actual movie itself but a sort of gallery tour of the Spidey
comics, this section is somewhat confusingly laid out but I was able
to find nearly 200 stills, and there are likely more. Ditto for the
"Rogues Gallery," featuring both "History" and
"Weapons and Power" text and stills on 14 arch Spidey
villains: Hobgoblin, Dr. Octopus, Chameleon, Sandman, Electro,
Mysterio, Lizard, Venom, Shocker, Rhino, Craven, Scorpion, Vulture,
and of course The Green Goblin. Last but not least is "The Loves
of Peter Parker," the lightest but most fun, with various
brightly-colored text screens offering back history on four of Peter's
greatest loves: Betty Brandt, Gwen Stacey, The Black Cat and Mary Jane
Watson. Rounding out The Comic section is the useless Activision
Game Hints & Tips section, and a link to the disc's DVD-ROM
features (see below.)
Pop on over to The Movie world, and
another wealth of extras awaits. Let's start with the dreaded HBO
First Look Special, cleverly titled "The Making of Spider-
Man." Yeah, it's a 24-minute promo fluff piece, but at least it
offers a pretty well-rounded if brief tour of the making of the movie,
complete with behind-the-scenes footage and the usual bevy of
interviews. All the main cast and crew contribute, including Raimi,
Maguire, Dunst, Willem Dafoe, Rosemary Harris, Cliff Robertson and
James Franco, along with producers Ziskin and Ian Bryce, and Marvel's
Lee. Most amusing is the spacey Dunst, trying to act like she's all
down with Spider-Man history. Now, don't get me wrong, I quite like
Ms. Dunst, but I would be surprised if she ever read a Spidey comic in
her life. Ditto Maguire, who is even more boring than he is onscreen.
Ah, well, maybe I'm just jealous 'cause no one asked me to don that
red and blue costume.
Courtesy of E! Entertainment comes the
36-minute Spider-Mania special, which is even more glossy and
insipid. Produced right before the film premiered on May 3, 2002, this
assumes the film is going to be a blockbuster before it even opened,
and at least this time Maguire and Dunst admit they've never even read
anything remotely Spidey-related. Call me cynical or meanspirited
(fair enough), but I love these E! things because they reduce everyone
to a sound bite and make them all sound so stupid. And that incessant
techno background score and lame E! narration - eeek! Spider-Mania is
fast and fun, but still likely best left for fans of trash TV only.
Next up we have two breathless Profiles (both 7
minutes) on Raimi and composer Danny Elfman. I'd normally gag at such
lovefests, but in the case of Raimi, he genuinely seems like a nice,
unassuming guy that everyone really does think is just peachy.
Unfortunately, both these profiles are just more of the same EPK
interviews and film clips set to a techno beat, so they fail to really
impress. Rounding out the Goblin's Lair are barely five minutes of
screen tests for Maguire, J.K. Simmons, the CGI Spider-Man and
some Make-Up and Costume Tests. These would have been a lot more fun
if they and been longer. And last but not least, we have a 3-minute
Gag Reel, presented in non-anamorphic widescreen. These are far
from the funniest outtakes I've ever seen, consisting mainly of quick
flubs and the cast making funny faces at the camera. Kids, however,
will likely eat it up.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get
when you pop the disc in your PC?
Just like the DVD-Video
portion of the set, Spider-Man comes loaded with exclusive ROM
features, too. This may be the first disc I've seen that has different
extras depending on which disc you pop in your drive. Disc one
features a spiffy interface that is probably the coolest I've seen,
with snazzy animations and nice Danny Elfman underscore. By far the
most ingenious ROM extra is the ability to Record Your Own
Commentary. You'll need your own microphone (not included), and
can record, save and name your own commentaries scene by scene, and
even watch the flick full size while you're recording your
masterpiece. This is the stuff ROM should be made of.
Also
included on disc one is another cool feature, the Comic/Feature
Comparison. Here, watch the entire film split screen, with panels
from the original comics to compare against. You can also use your
cursor to "blow up" the panels for a closer look, and even
scroll around, all while the video footage still plays along. Very
cool. As with the commentary recorder, you can also switch between
split screen and full screen modes. Other extras on disc one include
links embedded in the interface that take you to the official
Spider-Man DVD web portal (to launch on November 1st) which is
touting additional first-ever downloadable audio commentaries you can
store on your hard drive. Sweet! Also exciting for Spidey fans is the
Countdown to Spider-Man 2 link, which is just that. Gotta love
when the studio PR machine goes into overdrive!
Pop in disc two
and you'll find even more exclusive extras, and in a nice touch this
interface is designed around the Green Goblin instead of Spidey. Here
you'll find an Activision game demo (which requires you to
download additional, space-hungry software, so make sure you check the
install requirements carefully), plus three exclusive Marvel
Dot.Comics: "Spider-Man Blue #1," "Black Cat
#1" and "Peter Parker: Return of the Goblin." These are
all classic installments in the legendary comic series, and are more
than just reprints of the originals. Fully interactive, you can scroll
through and zoom in on each "page," click on character bio
info, and the transitions are all nicely animated and attractive.
Also included on disc two's ROM extravaganza is the Spider-Man
Visualizer, which includes a downloadable screensaver plus
additional software to turn your Windows Media, RealAudio or WinAmp
players into Spider-Man jukeboxes. Watch cool Spidey visuals while you
play your favorite tunes, but just lay off all the techno, okay?
Pretty neat.
Both the disc one and disc two interfaces
additional weblinks to the official Spider-Man movie website,
the official Marvel website, and other Columbia TriStar destinations.
Parting Thoughts
Like the film itself, this
highly-anticipated DVD didn't quite live up to my expectations.
Certainly it is not bad, it just feels a bit like a hodgepodge, a mix
of regurgitated TV material and mediocre new commentaries. There are
some standout features, such as the comic history material and the
factoid track, but this just can't quite match the best DVD special
editions currently flooding the market. If you're a fan of the film it
is an easy recommend, although you might not be blown away. But hey,
it's Spidey.