Yes, believe it: after nine films, over 100 dead bodies and a
worldwide gross of nearly $300 million, Jason has finally been
accepted into the NASA space program! Jason X marked the first trip
into outer space for everyone's favorite 250-pound serial killer, not
that anyone seemed to care: Sitting on the shelf for nearly two years
before dying a quick death at the box office last spring, it seems
today's teenagers just aren't interested in Jason anymore. But perhaps
that's the way it should be, because no matter how desperately it
tries, Jason X can't rescue a franchise that was dead and buried long
before the last sequel. So far removed from what made the early flicks
so effective (the dark, creepy camp atmosphere, genuine suspense, and
gory, charmingly antiquated makeup effects), Jason X offers little
beyond a new locale and spiffier special effects.
Our story
begins in 2025 A.D., at the "Crystal Lake Research
Facility." With the world's top scientists and engineers still
unable to explain the secret behind Jason's amazing resiliency, he's
been chained up deep beneath the surface, all ready for the big
cryogenic freeze. But a little containment mishap results in another
dozen or so dead bodies, and ol' frosty gets sent back to the future
along with a plucky research scientist (Lexa Doig). Flashforward a few
hundred years, and a team of teenage researchers on a "field
trip" accidentally stumble upon our frozen pair, and idiotically
defrost them just in time for the first orgasm. Bad move, and can you
guess what happens next? Jason X is actually a fairly clever
concept in that direct-to-video sort of way. This plays like a big-
budget, two-hour "Very Special Episode" of Enterprise, as if
Kirk and the gang got marooned on Camp Crystal Lake. I liked Todd
Farmer's script, which nicely integrates the usual stalk 'n slash with
the wink-wink, nudge-nudge self-reflexive humor now a requirement of
the horror genre, and plenty of other "nods" (i.e., ripoffs)
of sci-fi action movies from Aliens to RoboCop. It's just too bad the
direction by Jim Issac is so flatfooted, with the sluggish pace and
poor editing defeating any hoped-for suspense. Also not helping
matters is another terrible score from Harry Manfredini, whose
approach is just too out of touch with modern sensibilities to work.
Where's Marilyn Manson when you need him?
But perhaps what
Jason X lacks the most is a point and more nerve. The film only comes
alive when it is truly inspired (the "Virtual Crystal Lake"
bit is a classic), but such moments are few and far between. What the
film may ultimately be remembered for most is its visual sheen: The
first major Hollywood film to be post-produced entirely in the digital
realm, the special effects are indeed quite impressive for a flick
that cost little more than $10 million. Plenty of CGI, cool models,
and the usual gore effects are all handled adroitly, and this is the
slickest of the Friday flicks by far. But even a torqued-up Robo-Jason
can't save this flick. Evil may get an upgrade in Jason X, but it
can't save him from irrelevancy. 
Video: How Does The Disc
Look?
Even more futuristic than the concept of Jason in
space is... Jason going high-def!? The filmmakers took an interesting
tack with Jason X, one that is likely to gain popularity as cost-
conscious producers need to cut escalating budgets at every corner,
and the production values of mainstream television approach that of
low-budget film. Shot on 35mm, the entire film was scanned in frame by
frame and completed entirely in the digital realm. This not only
allowed for extensive special effects and opticals at low-budget
prices, but gives the film a slick, clean sheen that looks far more
expensive than it actually is.
Given that this is a
"digital to digital" transfer, it is not surprising that it
looks great on DVD. Presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, there
are no "print" anomalies to worry about, resulting in a
pristine presentation. Blacks and contrast are excellent, and colors
wonderfully vibrant and free of any sort of noise or bleed. Detail and
sharpness are well above average, with only shadow detail in some
scenes a bit less than reference quality. I also noticed little in the
way of compression artifacts save for a couple of minor examples of
polarization on long dissolves, and the layer change in the middle of
the film is poorly placed. But I think this "digital post
production" idea has merit and may be a sign of things to come.
This DVD certainly looks great, so who am I to stop the march of
technology?
Audio: How Does The Disc Sound? 
Jason
X also marks another first: Jason in DTS! New Line has delivered very
fine Dolby Digital and DTS 5.1 tracks for Jason's first trip into
outer space, and it's a fun, active experience. Dynamic range is
expansive, with separation of the dialogue, music and effects nicely
spread out across the entire front soundstage for a spacious effect.
Surrounds are actively engaged, especially for subtle ambiance and a
few neat discrete effects. The .1 LFE is also very tight, especially
on the explosions and a few of Jason's more, uh, physical
"kills."
Comparing the DTS and Dolby Digital tracks,
I actually found the DTS to be significantly better in many respects.
It's brighter, more alive and enveloping: transparency is more
seamless across all channels, dynamic range sweeter, and low end
tighter. The Dolby Digital is certainly fine and more than listenable,
but if you have a choice, go for the DTS.
Also included is an
English 2.0 surround track, and English subtitles and Closed Captions.

Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
Well, Jason
fans, here it is: the first-ever special edition of a Friday the 13th
film. Alas, it's Jason X and not the first flick, but at least it is a
step in the right direction. (Hello, Paramount?) New Line and Automat
Pictures have put together a fun batch of extras that manage the
tricky task of being both respectful to the fan base but still
appropriately cheeky. It may be a bad movie, but it's not a bad
DVD.
Let's start with the screen-specific audio
commentary by director Jim Issac, writer Todd Farmer, and producer
Noel Cunningham. This track isn't as nearly as much fun as the
commentary on the also just-released Jason Goes to Hell despite how
goofy this film is, mainly because this group actually seems to take
it more or less seriously. Issac is the most annoying, constantly
talking about he didn't want to make "just" a gore movie,
unless it was "true to the story"(?) Issac even talks -
without irony - about "putting his team together" to tackle
such a heady concept as Jason X! Luckily, it isn't all somber and
serious, with highlights including a diatribe on the impact of movie
violence on impressionable young minds, talk of the various early
versions of the script, and some fairly in-depth discussion on the
complex special effects. (And gorehounds, take note: there isn't an
"Unrated" cut of this film because of the very few cuts
actually required by the MPAA to obtain an "R" rating.) I
can't say this isn't a perfectly fine commentary, it's just too bad it
isn't more fun.
The Many Lives of Jason Voorhees (29:52)
is a total hoot, a look back at the rise (and fall?) of Jason through
the years. While short on production antecedents or cast and crew
appearances from the first eight Paramount flicks (only series creator
Sean S. Cunningham offers an interview), the Automat crew has wrangled
up a great bunch of commentators, including Jason himself Kane Hodder,
New Line CEO Robert Shaye, Jason Goes to Hell director Adam Marcus,
film critic Drew McWeeny, film historian David del Valle, Fangoria
Tony Timpone, the irrepressible Joe Bob Briggs, and those annoying
"American Movie" guys Mark Borchardt and friend Mike Schank.
(Even the lack of availability of clips from the Paramount flicks is
circumvented, courtesy of some amusing "recreations" with B-
movie goddess Julie Strain!) "Every state has its Camp Crystal
Lake," and the folklore of Jason Voorhees remains as incredible
as it is highly profitable. But while tongue-in-cheek, his featurette
also takes the series seriously on its own terms, and the topnotch
editing by Catherine Hollander keeps the pace moving with tons of
great quotes and laughs. This is a great party video, and a must-watch
for any Jason fan.
Far more straightforward but still fun is
By Any Means Necessary: The Making of Jason X (17:28). Perhaps
the film's most unique feature in terms of production is the fact that
it was shot on film then scanned in its entirety into the computer and
completed digitally. It's an interesting approach not only for a Jason
movie but any movie at all, which this featurette takes as its main
focus. Aside from some quickie EPK soundbites from the main cast, it's
all about the CGI effects and the creation of the space milieu, which
admittedly are all very impressive for a film made this cheaply. Jason
slashing his way through the digital world also offers some unique
opportunities for splatter, and we're a long way from Camp Crystal
Lake, 1980's-style! Kinda fun. Both these featurettes are presented in
1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, and no subtitle or chapter stop options
are provided.
Rounding it out is the film's theatrical
trailer in anamorphic widescreen, and proving that New Line really
knows their fan base, a cute Jump to a Death scene access
option, which even includes a "Random Kill" function.
Clever.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the
disc in your PC?
A step over the lackluster ROM extras on
Jason Goes to Hell, pop in Jason X and be greeted by a nice interface
(complete with underscore), and access to the main ROM feature, the
film's complete original screenplay with direct scene access.
Other options include the official website contained on the
disc in its entirety, plus a weblink to New Line's Hot Spot portal.
Parting Thoughts
Jason in space. Yes, it's an
absurd idea, but this is a series that has since stopped being taken
seriously by just about everyone. The film has some laughs, a few bits
of inspired gore, and I love that "Virtual Camp Crystal
Lake." New Line has put together a Platinum Series edition that
fans should love, with a great transfer and some amusing supplements.
Can't wait for Freddy Vs. Jason!