Buzz Lightyear, we hardly knew ya. Tim Allen's voice work in the
Toy Story movies is so full, so emotionally and comically dense, that
when that cuddly yet cocky astronaut pops up on the screen, I never
hear "Tim Allen's voice," just Buzz. But I don't know what
happened Tim Allen when it comes to live-action films. I never made
through Jungle 2 Jungle, Big Trouble bombed, and I just didn't think
that his mega-hit The Santa Clause was nearly as cute as the incessant
Disney Channel commercials claimed. How did that happen?
Via
his huge television series "Home Improvement," he struck a
chord - America loved this guy - and even though he admitted in his
own two memoirs to having a tough life behind him that included prison
time, he represented a benign, romantic, powerful American male. One
could argue that he was the Bill Cosby of mid 90s television, but
aside from Pixar and The Santa Clause, Tim's had trouble grasping a
multiplex audience. Case in point, his latest Joe Somebody, which fell
on deaf ears last Christmas. It's similar territory for Allen
- a nobody at a giant conglomerate learns that he shouldn't take crap
from others and learns to defend himself - but not once during the
film does the story really connect. I'm inclined to believe that more
interesting issues were tossed in order to receive a family-friendly
PG-rating. For example, after Tim's first run-in with Patrick
Warburton, the company bully, Tim goes home and drowns his sorrows,
lamenting his divorce (from Kelly Lynch) and his sometimes eclectic
parenting skills. But we never actually see him hit bottom,
it's just a plot device. It's a shame, because it could have been
interesting territory for both the character and Allen the actor.
Here's a guy who, in real life, had terrible drug problems, is forced
to draw deep from his own history to deliver an honest, true-to-life
performance. But the filmmakers ignore it; perhaps it was far too edgy
and callous for a "family" film?
Yet like easily half
of family comedies out there, Joe Somebody is not offensively bad -
it's just empty and devoid of any inherent virtue. For those who
either follow Tim Allen everywhere or just want to laugh, it's
certainly a pleasant time waster. Allen may not be able to replicate
the kind of attention he received with Toy Story and "Home
Improvement", but even if his films remain as decidedly mediocre
as this, he should rest easy knowing that at least he offered up
inoffensive mainstream entertainment for the masses. Good for him,
even if ultimately one wishes he would do more. 
Video: How
Does The Disc Look?
Presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic
widescreen, this transfer is mighty nice. The film has a slick, glossy
look, with a bright color palette that is reproduced here quite well.
Blacks and contrast are very good, resulting in strong and supple
detail and shadow delineation well above average. There are a few
examples of compression artifacting and some minor sightings of edge
enhancement, but overall this video transfer is quite fine.
Audio: How Does The Disc Sound?
Boasting a 5.1 Dolby
Digital surround track, this is a flat mix, but the film just isn't
that sonically interesting to begin with. Dynamic range is
surprisingly dull for a film this recent - highs feel cramped and the
.1 LFE is lifeless and lacks punch. Overall the mix is well-balanced,
with dialogue represented well and some of the score spread nicely
across the front soundstage. Surround use is average, with little
aggressive activity in the rears. It's hardly exciting, but at least
the dialogue is full-bodied and the music-filled soundtrack is punchy.

Also included are French and Spanish 2.0 Dolby surround
tracks, English and Spanish subtitles, and English Closed Captions.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
There aren't
a huge number of extras included here, but we do get a few goodies,
although given this film's generic appeal it's likely few will be
interested in the nuts and bolts of the production. First we have a
screen-specific audio commentary by director John Pasquin and
producer Brian Reilly. There's not a lot of information relayed here,
but it does have a couple of amusing anecdotes, most of them about Tim
Allen. It's very pleasant, mild, and...slight.
Up next are a 4
deleted scenes with optional commentary, and like the feature
track, these are slight deletions and the commentary doesn't make much
of a case for their omission. We also get a short 6-minute
choreography featurette chronicling Tim's development as a
warrior throughout the making of the film. This extra is inherently
boring since the choreography in the film isn't all that hot to begin
with, but here you go.
Rounding it out is the film's
theatrical trailer in anamorphic widescreen.
DVD-ROM
Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in your PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting
Thoughts
Like the film itself, this is a nice DVD that has
its quaint charms. I don't know that I can recommend the film itself,
but if you've got a hankering to revisit your "Home
Improvement" roots, or just want to see what Mr. Allen is up to
these days, Joe Somebody may be worth a rental.