What can be most frustrating about trying to review fantasy and
science fiction films is that a written or spoken description of the
characters or worlds depicted often sounds as stupid as can be. I wish
I had been recording the conversation I had with my 7-year-old cousin
Kelly when I tried explaining to her what Chewbacca looked like. I
seem to remember trying to evoke the picture of a long-haired dog that
stood on two legs like a human being and didn't have the exaggerated
canine nose and mouth. She looked at me like I was an idiot, and I am
an idiot for thinking that I could describe the wonder and magic that
only the best sci-fi can deliver.
So as I sit down to write
this review of Clash of the Titans, a much beloved film that is
finally getting its long-coming DVD debut, I am trying to
figure out just how to describe such sights as the huge sea monster
that arises from the ocean after Zeus orders mass destruction, or the
miniature arena where Zeus plays with his brown clay action figures.
And I didn't even get to the enormous scorpions, the two-headed dog,
or, of course, that nimble little vixen Medusa. These characters are
of course famous in mythology and it's all a splendid tale, but
Desmond Davis' film is so visually inventive and wildly spectacular,
it's hard to come up with the words to do it justice. For better or
for worse, it has to be seen to be believed. It really is Ray
Harryhausen's show, as he uses his famous miniatures and stop-motion
creature creations to create a universe unlike any that had ever been
put onscreen. While George Lucas and John Dykstra were using motion-
control cameras to capture the visual fluidity of the Star Wars
universe, Harryhausen was perfectly content to stick with the tried-
and-true methods of stop-motion animation. Yes, it's dated, but
Pegasus, the swamp creature and all their buddies all look all right,
marvels of detail-oriented clay and model animation, delightfully and
cheerfully antiquated. It hasn't aged all that well, the staggering
"go-motion"-esque filming technique, which while provocative
at the time, looks positively cheesy now.
But I can understand
how devotees of the film feel about their beloved Clash of the Titans.
This is one of those movies that you either love unconditionally or
discard completely ten minutes in. Yet while the early-on flood
sequence looked pretty cool, in took only a few minutes before I was
genuinely confused by the narrative of the film. Ignoring the more
recognizable mythological implementations of certain characters, we
tried to figure out why this perfectly dry guy was holding his breath
underwater (I think it was Neptune, king of the sea), and why,
exactly, all these people were being killed in the first place. But
then again, I am admittedly rusty since the days of high school
English Greek Mythology, so perhaps some knowledge of the subject will
boost one's enjoyment of the film.
In any case, if you're at
all excited about Clash of the Titans' arrival on DVD (and it is
likely you are, if you're reading this), you're not going to get the
lavish two-disc special edition you were hoping for, and this
relatively bare-bones release will just have to do. But newcomers, be
warned. This is one of those films I watched on cable innumerable
times when I was younger, but now it feels all ridiculously over-the-
top, filled with dramatic and emotional exaggeration that some may
find tough to swallow. But don't take my word for it, I couldn't even
get my cousin to understand the concept of Chewbacca...
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
Presented in 1.85:1
anamorphic widescreen, this transfer is just okay and does leave a bit
to be desired. Color saturation is really flat - aside from the beams
of almost metallic light that emanate from behind Zeus' head when he's
atop his throne, everything here is more than a little faded. Detail
is a bit fuzzy and soft, and shadow delineation is largely wanting. On
the plus side, the print is mostly clean, especially for a film with
so much effects work, and there are only a few blemishes that may
distract. Not a terrible transfer, but definitely not up to par.
Audio: How Does The Disc Sound?
Presented in English
2.0 Dolby surround, like the transfer this mix is equally so-so.
Separation of the dialogue and especially the music and effects is
minimal, aside from the occasional nice effect. Dynamic range is poor,
with both high and low end m murky and indiscernible. The music still
sounds quite nice, but a sound-effects-laden film like this really
screams out for a full-on 5.1 remix.
Also included is a French
2.0 mono dub, English, Spanish, French, Chinese, Japanese, Korean,
Portuguese, Thai and Bahasa subtitles, and English Closed Captions.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
Again, this
section of the DVD is all right, but doesn't house anything out-of-
the-park. The Conversation with Ray Harryhausen has its
moments, but it's a mere shell of the excellent The Harryhausen
Chronicles documentary that was included on the 20 Million Miles to
Earth DVD. That documentary was well-researched and interesting,
whereas this one, while illuminating at times, is for Harryhausen
completists only.
We also have a Maps of Myths and
Monsters gallery which is fairly extensive but not particularly
in-depth, and the film's original theatrical trailer.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in
your PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting Thoughts
While it's nice to see that Clash of
the Titans has finally arrived on DVD, it's a shame that this edition
is so substandard. A cult favorite like this should receive a
significantly better transfer, and there has to be some cool footage
somewhere in the vaults, doesn't there? In any case, for its
inexpensive list price, if you're a big fan of the film it's still
worth checking out - but as for the rest of you, be warned.