Perhaps there should be a law in Hollywood that the spawn of
famous filmmakers should not be allowed to remake their
parents' films? Granted, young Simon Wells, who helmed this modern,
CGI-laden update of the classic sci-fi tale The Time Machine, is only
H.G. Wells great-grandson, but nepotism certainly must have played a
part in this dismal cash-in? Indeed, I really wanted to like The Time
Machine: It's got a great pedigree, a fine cast led by Guy Pearce and
Jeremy Irons, and cutting-edge special effects and creature makeups
courtesy of Stan Winston Studios. Too bad all the right elements add
up to such a lackluster final product.
It does not inspire
confidence that the film steps wrong almost from the get-go. Despite
elegant production design, the film quickly feels false and contrived,
and is in such a rush to get to the big time travel effects scenes
that we learn little of the milieu or the characters. A bumbling
Pearce, complete with goofy accent that mysteriously disappears ten
minutes in, makes his character immediately unlikable, but it's hard
to fault this usually fine actor. He is given little to do except pout
and pull lots of levers and buttons, and is stuck in a film that
instantly becomes a dated anachronism. What should be the film's
standout setpieces - a visit to two different versions of an
apocalyptic, future Earth - play like remnants of an 80's theme park.
It's no surprise Spielberg exec-produced; this is borrowed parts from
his past better, more ingenious adventures, a bizarre mishmash of
Young Sherlock Holmes meets Back to the Future with a dash of Hook
thrown in to add to the pain. Admittedly, once the film settles
into its main story after all the time travel razzle dazzle, it
becomes bearable, if only because it is so unintentionally funny.
Pearce lands 800,000 years into the future, and there encounters some
sort of quasi-primitive race, led by Sexy Future Chick (Samantha
Mumba). Of course, she conveniently speaks English and the entire
population shops at J. Crew, but at least they look cool. But it seems
there is something sinister going on beneath the surface, as an evil
race of "Morlocks" has the nasty habit of making our Earth
dwellers their food source. A ludicrous confrontation ensues, and by
the time of the incomprehensible, hollow climax, there is nothing to
do but marvel at just how wrong a once-promising idea has gone.
Truth be told, I did secretly enjoy much of The Time Machine, just
not in the way it was likely intended. There are some great effects,
nifty Morlock makeups by Stan Winston Studios, and Pearce and Mumba
eventually acquit themselves nicely in spite of the convoluted
screenplay. Rumors of last-minute reshoots certainly don't help, so
one can only wonder what this film might have been. But if you check
your brain at the door and are in the mood for a guilty pleasure, you
just might have some fun with The Time Machine. Just don't look too
close under the hood... 
Video: How Does The Disc
Look?
Presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, typical
for a DreamWorks disc this is a very nice transfer. However, I didn't
think it is quite up to the reference standard achieved by many of
their other titles, even if it does look good. With a sparkling,
pristine print generally free from grain, there are no blemishes to
distract, but the film still is rather spotty. Colors are usually
vibrant if subdued in select shots, even within the same scene (for
some reason, I found the opening sequences the most distracting in
their inconsistency.) Blacks are excellent, but contrast is a bit too
pumped up for my taste - falloff to black is harsh, leaving shadow
delineation wanting. Detail is generally good, but I was also
distracted by occasional compression artifacts and the transfer just
never has that eye-poppping, three-dimensional quality I've come to
except from a DreamWorks title. The film only runs 96 minutes, but
with no less than 7 different audio tracks and copious supplements,
perhaps this disc is just too overloaded? But such complaints aside,
overall this is still a good-looking transfer.
Audio: How
Does The Disc Sound?
Presented in both English Dolby
Digital and DTS 5.1 surround, like the transfer this is a perfectly
nice set of mixes, but they're just not quite as exciting as I had
hoped. Certainly, this is a big-budget studio soundtrack with all the
bells and whistles you'd except: excellent dynamic range, crystal-
clear dialogue and a spacious, lush score by relative newcomer Klaus
Badelt. Separation of the music, dialogue and effects across the front
soundstage is impressive, but I was hoping for a more aggressive use
of the surrounds. We get some nice discrete effects, but the score is
directed primarily to the fronts, and overall the lack of envelopment
makes for a dull experience. 
Even comparing three different
sequences - the first time travel sequence, the "Morlocks
attack" and the final chase - I noticed minimal difference
between the DTS and Dolby Digital tracks. Neither boasts aggressive
surround use, and the .1 LFE channel is comparable. There is some
often powerful low end on both, however, so played at high volume this
is still a pretty fun mix.
Also included are French 5.1 and
English and Spanish 2.0 Dolby surround tracks, English Captions and
Spanish subtitles.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?

While not a huge box office hit, The Time Machine made enough
cash to warrant at least a few extra goodies, so that's what we get
here. Up first are two screen-specific audio commentaries by
director Simon Wells and Wayne Wahrman, and a second track by producer
David Valdez, production designer Oliver Scholl, and effects
supervisor Jamie Price. Since about all this movie has going for it is
its opulent set design and effects work, conceivably the crew track
would be the most interesting, but perhaps I'm just getting tired of
the same shtick? The shot-by-shot, rather dry breakdown of the various
setpieces grows tiresome, and why do all DVDs these days seem to be
only concerned with how cool CGI is? This certainly is informative in
that regard, but likely will only be of interest to film students. The
director and editor track is a bit more interesting, but alas like
most filmmaker commentaries, Wells seems completely unaware of the
weaknesses of the final product. Also virtually ignored is the
considerable controversy over the film's reshoots, the last-minute
appearance of Jeremy Irons, and rumored directorial "help"
from Mouse Hunt helmer Gore Verbinski. (Now, that would be an
interesting documentary!) Not a bad track, just pro formula.
Up next are 3 making-of vignettes that when combined add up
to a nice HBO First Look-esque featurette: "Creating the
Morlocks" (8 minutes), "Building the Time Machine" (6
minutes) and "Visual Effects by Digital Domain" (5 minutes).
While most DreamWorks DVD releases are not usually known for their
incredibly in-depth featurettes, what they do produce are as sharply-
edited and well-paced as they come. Complete with that monotone,
breathless narrator endemic to most EPKs, we get onset interviews with
Wells, actors Guy Peace, Jeremy Irons and Samantha Mumba, and the
effects crew, plus zippy behind-the-scenes material. Once again, it's
all about the effects, with precious little about the legacy of Wells
or the genesis of the story. Given this film's pedigree, the lack of a
real documentary on the history of The Time Machine is a missed
opportunity.
More extras include a single deleted scene
presented in anamorphic widescreen and running nearly 7 minutes.
Really an alternate opening, it's very Dead Poet's Society-esque and
perfectly fine, and actually might have added to the final product had
it been included. The Stunt Fight Choreography sequence runs
barely a minute and is nicely edited, but doesn't offer much insight
into the art of stunt fighting. Better is the Archives section,
containing no less than 8 subsections of conceptual art.
Unfortunately, some of these subsections are pithy - often only a
couple of stills - but all told add up to nearly 100 images, and it's
all visually snazzy and enjoyable enough.
Rounding out the
extras are some brief production notes presented onscreen as
well as in the enclosed 4-page fold-out, the usual DreamWorks
extensive cast and crew filmographies, and the film's teaser
and domestic and international theatrical trailers, all
presented in anamorphic widescreen and 5.1 surround.
DVD-
ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in your
PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting
Thoughts
I wasn't that thrilled with the movie, but this is
everything you'd expect from a top-quality, studio-produced DVD these
days: great transfer, Dolby Digital and DTS soundtracks, and slick
supplements. No, it's not brain food, but makes for a perfectly
respectable effort from DreamWorks. Recommended for fans of the film,
otherwise just give it a rent. Better yet, skip it and just buy the
original.