Zoolander is the kind of movie that makes you wonder how so many
talented people can make a movie that's a total bomb. I'm searching
for kind words, and the best I can come up with is that there are a
few laughs in this movie. Few and far between, but they are there. I
was going to cut this movie some slack until I watched the supplements
on this DVD and realized that the short skits from the VH-1 fashion
awards in 1996 and 1997 are funnier than the movie. All of a sudden it
hit me that the fashion/modeling world is a pretty easy target for a
movie that lasts less than 90 minutes. Maybe Christopher Guest will
make his next "mockumentary" about the fashion industry.
We'll have some laughs then for sure.
Derek Zoolander is
the title character of this movie, played by Ben Stiller. Stiller
adopted an affect for Derek that just doesn't play for 90 minutes.
Zoolander is known for having one "look," or facial
expression for modeling. Although he claims to have many, the schtick
is that in spite of the different titles they're all the same face.
While this is amusing, and sure to elicit a chuckle, someone (i.e.,
director and co-writer Ben Stiller) should have wondered if maybe that
single schtick, along with playing Zoolander as a numbskull could hold
up for the length of an entire movie (even an 89-minute movie).
There are some nice supporting performances by Owen Wilson, Jerry
Stiller, and Will Ferrell, who plays the evil fashion designer Mugatu.
I'm a huge fan of Will Ferrell's work on SNL, which is just brilliant.
But it's depressing seeing him on the big screen in such stinkers as
Zoolander, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I hope someone in
Hollywood eventually finds a way to exploit Ferrell's considerable
talent in films.
I'd talk about the plot, such as it is,
but it's better for you to find out for yourself. There are some funny
moments, with references to 70s and 80s pop culture (both the Cheryl
Ladd and Jacklyn Smith clothing collections are referenced, for
example), and the fashion world. I'd call this one a maybe as a renter
overall, and I'll leave it at that.

Video:
How Does The Disc Look?
Zoolander is presented in
anamorphic widescreen at approximately 2.35:1, and the picture quality
is very good. Blacks are exceptionally deep, which makes the
outlandish color scheme of the film pop off the screen. Flesh tones
are warm and saturated, but not overly so. Stiller's Zoolander and
especially Owen Wilson's Hansel are purposefully shown with lots of
stylized makeup and the transfer shows every gradation. Depth and
dimensionality are generally very good, although some sequences appear
just a hair soft and also exhibit some edge enhancement artifacts that
appear to be an attempt to compensate. Background details are solid,
making for an image that is more than respectable.
Audio:
How Does the Disc Sound?
Zoolander's Dolby Digital 5.1-
channel soundtrack is very nice. There's a lot of pop music that
drives the film, and the fidelity and imaging in that regard is clean
with very strong dynamics. The surrounds are always providing some
envelopment, and in some of the aggressive sequences in the film both
the split surrounds and LFE kick in and make the soundtrack a lot of
fun. Not exactly Saving Private Ryan, but pretty nicely done.

English and French 2.0 Dolby Surround tracks are provided as well,
but only English subtitles. I comment on this a lot, but isn't that a
little weak considering how many Spanish speaking people there are in
Region 1? Aside from the Spanish speaking people in the US, isn't
Mexico still in North America?
Supplements: What Goodies
Are There?
First off, the Menus are hyped on the
packaging as "really good looking," and let me add that
they're funny as hell, and clever, too. While interactive menus are
common, it's rare to see menus that actually enhance the presentation,
as is the case with this DVD. Too bad the rest isn't quite as
clever...

The supplements on this DVD begin with a
screen-specific audio commentary with Ben Stiller and co-
writers Drake Sather and John Hamburg, and it's pretty entertaining
and informative. Among the things we learn are that Will Ferrell used
his own hair, while his poodle did not, and that Jerry Stiller's chest
hair was not his own (and may in fact have been Will Ferrell's). Also
a nice reference that Mugatu (Will Ferrell's character) is named after
an alien from the original Star Trek series, which is OK since
Zoolander is also a Paramount property.
Also included are
five Deleted Scenes with or without a monotone delivered
commentary by Ben Stiller, and there's some material here that I
really think would have made the movie better. The first deleted scene
shows some very good material of interviews conducted at a fashion
show, but Stiller indicates that there just wasn't time to include it.
(Just out of curiosity, how can you have pace problems in an 89-minute
movie?) Some material that was excised from the mining montage was
also very good. Also included are five Extended Scenes with
commentary by Stiller. Unlike the deleted scenes, I didn't see
anything here that didn't belong on the DVD. Also included is the
Alternate Title Sequence for the beginning of the film, which I
think has better energy than what was used for the film.
The VH-1/Vogue Fashion Award Skits from 1996 and 1997 run 2
minutes 30 seconds and just under 4 minutes respectively. These skits
show some of the promise of the Zoolander concept. They're both
irreverent and funny, and they play very well. While I didn't
appreciate the final product, these skits look like they could be the
basis for a good comedy. A Music Video by the Wiseguys for
"Start the Commotion" is included, and is mostly clips from
movie.
Although no official teaser or trailer is included
there are a whole gaggle of Promotional Spots, and they're all
worth watching. Six of them are in the guise of Public Service
Announcements by Zoolander. Three are real or send-up "MTV
Cribs" spots (I don't watch enough MTV to be able to tell if
these are real or fake), and there are six "Interstitials,"
which are send up interviews with the Zoolander movie characters of
Zoolander, Matilda and Mugatu. This is some of the funniest stuff on
the disc. Zoolander also has a special distinction as being the only
comedy I've seen that doesn't have funny Outtakes. Like the
movie itself, the outtakes manage to flop in spite of the talented and
funny people acting in them.
Finally, what would a DVD of
a male modeling parody film be without some Photo Galleries?
Included here are the modeling shoots shown in the film featuring
Zoolander and his arch-modeling nemesis Hansel, which are classic. A
third gallery shows production stills taken throughout the actual
movie shoot.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you
pop the disc in your PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting Thoughts
The movie didn't do it for me,
but Zoolander has been given swell treatment by the folks at Paramount
for this DVD. It looks great, sounds great, and is packed with solid
features. So if you like the flick, this is a hearty recommend.