Contrary to the opinion of everybody on the planet, I believe
being a rock star would suck. For every U2, a band that jets from gig
to gig like, well, rock stars, there are a thousand young metal-heads
living in their mother's basement, cranking out song after song of
obnoxious crap and dreaming of hot- and cold-running chicks. For my
money, once I logged my ten-millionth mile in some claustrophobic,
nauseating tour bus and had wanton, meaningless sex for about six
months (okay, maybe a year), I'd forget the whole thing and go back
home. For those who disagree, I submit Rock Star, a pleasant but
obvious film that tanked at the box office.
In the movie,
Mark Wahlberg plays Chris Cole, lead singer of a band that plays
frighteningly loud tributes to Steel Dragon, the world's most popular
heavy metal band. Cole devotes himself slavishly to the group,
emulating their lead singer's every move and complaining when his band
mates deviate from the original Steel Dragon recordings by a note.
Cole lives in Pittsburgh, repairs copy machines for a living and, like
most up-and-coming rockers, has yet to move out of his parents' house.
Cole's girlfriend Emily is played by Jennifer Aniston from NBC's
Friends. (She's not an untalented actress, but for reasons
unknown she cannot pick a decent film role.) Eventually, Chris'
obsessive need to emulate Steel Dragon note-for-note gets him fired
from his own band. However, it also attracts the attention of the real
Steel Dragon and when the lead singer of the group quits in a huff,
Chris is hired to replace him. The rest of the movie charts Chris'
rise to rock and roll supremacy and the pitfalls that come with
it.
Rock Star is one of those films that means well and is
never unwatchable, but the story is terminally bland. All the heavy
metal cliches (drugs, orgies, big hair, etc.) are carted out as if for
the first time. Also, writer John Stockwell's take on the "be
careful what you wish for" scenario is not inspired, nor
original, nor even interesting. I wouldn't mind so much if I cared
about the characters more, but there's not a whole lot of charisma in
Wahlberg's performance (a problem that helped sink the recent remake
of Planet of the Apes as well) and he's certainly not going to takes
what's written and make it better. Although he's undoubtedly handsome
and has a certain feral quality, that's not enough to overcome the
story's weaknesses.
Ironically, the film is more effective
when it slows down to talk. For instance, the scene where the original
Steel Dragon lead singer quits is funny and his speech to Chris about
the realities of a rock and roll life is pointed and telling. Also, I
liked some of the moments with Chris and Emily. Once Chris (whom the
band has renamed Izzy) starts diving headfirst into the heavy metal
lifestyle, Emily knows their endgame is coming and some of those
conversations were interesting. The film also features plenty of real
rockers, including guitarists Zakk Wylde and Brian Vander Ark, bassist
Jeff Pilson and drummer Jason Bonham. Such trivia would mean more if
the movie were better. One rocker-turned-actor worth mentioning is
Third Eye Blind lead singer Stephan Jenkins, who is actually very good
as the leader of Black Babylon, Cole's competition in the Pittsburgh
Heavy Metal Hair Band sweepstakes.

One factoid worth
noting is that Rock Star is a fictionalized take on the life of Tim
"Ripper" Owens, a Judas Priest fan who replaced the band's
lead singer, Rob Halford. While I find that story moderately
interesting, it certainly didn't warrant its own big-screen treatment
and Rock Star only proves me right. In the end, I love films that tell
me something I don't know. Failing that, I like films that tell me
something I already know, but allow me to spend time with some
interesting characters. Ultimately, the innocuous but tepid Rock Star
fulfills none of these criteria.
Video: How Does The Disc
Look?
Warner Home Video presents Rock Star in its original
2.35:1 aspect ratio. The picture is clean and bright, maybe even
too bright. In fact, the first five minutes of the film made me
think the transfer was going to be problematic: the picture was so
oversaturated I thought it was an artistic choice. Also, the blacks in
the opening credit sequence had an unacceptable amount of digital
artifacts. Luckily, the transfer evened out as it went along and by
the end, became quite nice. Black levels were strong and even.
Contrast was good, however some of the interiors were too dark. The
color scheme in the film is very brown and it comes across strong.
Fleshtones are occasionally a tad washed out because the picture is so
bright. The concert footage includes some pyrotechnics and stage
lighting, all of which looked good. Luckily, I found no edge
enhancements and only an occasional print defect. In all, a bright,
clean transfer. Although there were moments when it was too bright for
its own good.
Audio: How Does the Disc Sound?

If your film is called Rock Star, you'd better be equipped with a
strong audio presentation. And luckily, the disc delivers a solid
Dolby Digital 5.1 mix. Fidelity is strong, using all the highs and
lows, while the songs helps create a nice, enveloping track. And
thankfully, the music was vibrant and loud, but never speaker
rattling. I felt that was appropriate for a film that fancies itself a
character study as well as a musical. Special shout out to the bass,
which is deep and powerful. Wahlberg screams a lot in the film, so
it's especially impressive that the highs never tear. Audio during the
various concert performances feature a subtle, realistic echo,
simulating live arena sound. There is actually not a lot of imaging
going on, which was somewhat of a disappointment. In all, a solid mix.
For all you Gallic rockers, the disc also features a French
5.1 dub, along with English, French and Spanish subtitles and English
Closed Captions.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?

The key supplement is the screen-specific audio
commentary by director Stephen Herek, who started out making dopey
yet fun movies like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and The Mighty
Ducks. However, after moving on to mature fare like Mr. Holland's
Opus, he's regressed, thanks to the one-two punch of Eddie Murphy's
biblically unfunny Holy Man and now, Rock Star. Herek has a clear and
likable voice, which is little compensation for the fact that he says
almost nothing of real interest. He talks of character motivation and
the film's myriad locations, but there's not much in the way of gossip
or filmic insight. Nice guy, boring commentary.
There is a
slick 4-minute featurette called Backstage Pass that includes
clips from the film and soundbites from the principals. The clips are
presented in anamorphic widescreen and look as good as they do in the
film. Behind-the-scenes material and interviews are presented in full-
screen. Some of the footage is crystal clear, but some of it is a
little dodgy; digital artifacting is an occasional problem while some
of the interviews look like third-generation VHS. Still, this is just
fast-moving fluff, hardly worth watching more than once.
Also
included is a music video from one of my favorite bands,
Everclear. The song is called "Rock Star" and is
presented in full screen. The video looks fine, if not sparkling. The
audio is wall-of-sound loud, which means there's not a lot in
creativity in the mix. Rounding out the extras is a trailer for
the film, also presented in anamorphic widescreen. It looks fine, with
the exception of some artifacting and the occasional speck. There are
also Cast and Crew Credits, which are really just credits for
Wahlberg, Aniston and Herek
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you
get when you pop the disc in your PC?
No ROM extras have
been included.
Parting Thoughts
Rock Star is
one of those "neither here nor there" movies: it's not good
enough to like, but it's not bad enough to hate. Still, Warner Home
Video has put together a nice DVD package that includes gleaming video
and some fair extras. I imagine there is some kid out there with
dreams of rock stardom who will consider the information imparted in
the film to be new and refreshing. To this kid, I recommend Rock Star.
I also imagine there is some adult out there who loves 80's heavy
metal and still dreams of a life that never was. To this adult, I
recommend Rock Star. To everyone else, I recommend a good book.