Director Ivan Reitman and Dan Aykroyd had tried for years to get a
third Ghostbusters off the ground. Several concepts were
floated and draft scripts were written, but the original principals
just couldn't seem to agree. The biggest stumbling block was reported
to be Bill Murray, who may not have been that happy with
Ghostbusters II and took a rather firm "been there, done
that" stance. Who ya gonna call? Scriptbusters. Take a healthy
portion of Ghostbusters, add a dash of Alien, a pinch of
Animal House, a splash of Meatballs, and eureka! You've
got Evolution.
The premise is actually rather clever.
It seems that in addition to faith-based creationism and rational
evolution, there is another potential explanation for life on Earth:
panspermia. This theory suggests that lifeless planets are seeded with
microscopic life from extraterrestrial sources - not by sentient
aliens, but from meteors. So what might happen if such a life-carrying
meteor crashed on a planet that already had a fully developed
ecosystem replete with a multitude of complex life? Imagine the comic
and cosmic possibilities. That's just what screenwriters David
Diamond, David Weissman, and Don Jakoby did. As the film
opens, Wayne Gray (Seann William Scott) is in the middle of an Arizona
desert, practicing for his firefighter test. He places an inflatable
woman - which could be either a CPR dummy or a sex toy - into a
deserted shack that he then sets ablaze. As he rescues the helpless
victim, a meteor, ablaze from atmospheric friction, crashes nearby,
decimating the shack and his car. Harry Block (Orlando Jones), a
professor of geology at nearby Glen Canyon Community College and the
local representative of the U.S. Geological Survey, is assigned to
investigate. He invites his friend, biology professor Ira Kane (David
Duchovny) along for the ride. The meteor has punched through the
Earth's surface to come to rest in a cavern, eighty feet underground.
When they descend to the meteor, they find that it's bleeding a slimy
substance that bears a striking resemblance to ectoplasm. Kane returns
to his lab with a sample to discover that the fluid contains primitive
extraterrestrial life that's evolving at an impossible rate. Everyone
is soon up their asses in weird creatures big and small; most are
rather nasty. (The writers and the director seem to have a posterior
fixation. Rumps and probing orifices figure prominently. Even David
Duchovny enters into the spirit with an ad-libbed moon.)
Such
a notable discovery won't long escape the attention of the authorities
and the Army soon arrives commanded by General Woodman (Ted Levine).
It seems that Woodman had worked with Dr. Kane before. Kane helped
develop an Anthrax vaccine for the Army that had a few unfortunate
side effects when 140,000 soldiers were inoculated; these included
debilitating stomach cramps, severe diarrhea, uncontrollable
flatulence, drooling, and erectile dysfunction. The Army named this
unpleasant disorder "the Kane Madness." And Dr. Kane was
summarily fired. So it comes as no surprise when the Army cuts Kane
and Block out of the investigation and blocks their bid for
credit. 
Kane, Block, and Gray join together to extend a
collective finger at the authorities and to do battle against the
alien threat. But wait, wasn't there a fourth ghostbuster? General
Woodman's biotech on site is senior researcher Allison Reed (Julianne
Moore), an epidemiologist from the Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention. Initially, she's supportive of the Army's conservative
approach, but eventually sees the wisdom of following the lead of a
disgraced scientist, his geologist friend, and goof who has noble
firefighting ambitions. With Reed on board, the team is complete. It's
time to save the world and upstage the Army.
Duchovny and Jones
work well together; their characters project a friendly wit that
smacks of intelligence and a droll sense of irony. Ms. Moore is a
delightful actress whose work I admire, but she's not used well here.
Her character is so devoid of good lines, that she felt it necessary
to add a severe case of clumsiness to enhance her comedic
contribution. The chemical weapon that will become the magic bullet is
silly but clever. The special effects - overwhelmingly CGI - are
wonderfully imaginative, courtesy of creature-meister Phil Tippett.
And to ensure that Ghostbusters pedigree, Dan Aykroyd assumes
the small role of Governor Lewis.
Video: How Does The Disc
Look?
The film's theatrical aspect ratio of 1.85:1 is shown
in anamorphic video. This is a very fine transfer, only flawed by a
slight halo effect on edges of high contrast. I recall reviewing
DreamWorks' first film and first DVD, The Peacemaker, released
on December 8, 1998. At the time, I commented on the lack of edge
halos saying that, "the folks at DreamWorks seem to have decided
to offer video that is as true to film as possible." Alas, this
may no longer be the case. Fortunately, the halos aren't very
intrusive and the small object detail is retained. Chroma is splendid
and noise free. The smaller aliens are a riot of color, vivid and well
saturated. Brightness and contrast are great. Shadow detail during the
night scenes is excellent, yet blacks are deep and rich. I noticed no
compression artifacts. 
Audio: How Does the Disc
Sound?
There are five audio soundtracks on this disc.
English is available in Dolby Digital 5.1, Dolby Surround 2.0, and DTS
5.1; the French and Spanish tracks are presented in Dolby Digital 5.1.
The surround channels are mixed very aggressively, immersing the
listener in directional sound cues. Despite this not being an official
EX mix, 6.1 processing will enhance the audio experience. Deep, deep
room-shaking bass added quite a punch to the numerous explosions. John
Powell's orchestral score is a skillful blend of action/adventure and
whimsy; it's presented with a pleasing accuracy and across a dynamic
soundstage. The dialog is distortion-free and has a forward sounding
presence. Comparing the Dolby Digital and the DTS after carefully
ensuring amplitude parity revealed a subtle improvement in musical
timbre and voices, and a slightly tighter bottom end. Either track
will satisfy.
The audio is supported by optional subtitles in
English, French, and Spanish. (One other nice touch has been included;
the commentary track has its own subtitles.) 
Supplements:
What Goodies Are There?
First up are six deleted
scenes presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic video: "Denise leaves
Ira," "Original Hotel scene in Allison's room,"
"Allison Orders Satellite Scans," "Chasing The
Bird," "Woodman and Flemming," and an Alternate Ending.
I rather liked two of these scenes enough to have thought that they
deserved to be in the theatrical cut. The alternate ending is cute. It
projects the story line eight months from the last scene in the
theatrical version. We discover the fates of Kane and Reed and there's
a tasteful gag that continues the anal subplot.
The
Evolution of Evolution is a fifteen-minute fullframe featurette.
Orlando Jones mock-interviews his fellow cast members and Ivan Reitman
joins the group to offer a few observations of his own. Everyone
touches on various plot points, but more importantly, we get brief
glimpses of how the film was made. Ever so slightly better than the
usual puff piece, it was entirely too short. We're compensated with a
second, shorter featurette, The Visual Effects, which runs only
10:12. This short traces the evolution (no pun intended) of each
creature from sketch to model to scanned image to fully synthesized
CGI. 
Storyboard Selections offers a choice of six
sequences. You may view them as purely sketches or with the addition
of a small, superimposed window in which the filmed sequence may be
seen. Photo Gallery contains almost no photos; instead we have
various drawings of ten of the creatures demonstrating their
conceptual development. The Cast highlights our four
Alienbusters: David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Orlando Jones, and Seann
William Scott. Filmmakers features sixteen behind-the-camera
artists. For each cast member and filmmaker, brief biographies and
filmographies occupy several pages of text. Production Notes
are spread over several text screens and cover material found
elsewhere.
Finally, we have A Conversation With Ivan
Reitman, David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, and Seann William Scott,
which is actually a feature-length, scene specific commentary.
Mr. Reitman struggles to maintain control and to describe how the film
was made. His actors take things a bit more lightly, competing to see
who can be the most amusing. Mr. Duchovny leads the pack. He's bright,
witty, and droll; I greatly enjoyed his dry sense of humor. Before Mr.
Reitman was to defend the repeated anal jokes in the film, Mr.
Duchovny simply explained, "You do what you know."
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in
your PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting Thoughts
Many critics weren't very kind to
this film, and it didn't find its audience, barely earning back half
of its $80 million budget. But with the exception of a couple of
musical sequences, I rather liked it - I'll have to put this film on
my list of guilty pleasures. And don't forget, there's always time for
lubricant.