Betsy Sharon, Casting Director: "What if she can't
act?"
Director Burton White: "It's never stopped us
before."
Somehow, I know this conversation has
happened many times in Hollywood. How else can you explain the casting
of Jake Lloyd in The Phantom Menace? For that matter, what about the
casting of Jenny McCarthy, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson or Kathy
Ireland in anything? This is just one of the cynical barbs peppered
throughout the over-the-top comedy Soapdish, a very funny, rather
overlooked farce on soap operas and big egos. The movie takes
place in New York on the set of a struggling soap opera called
"The Sun Also Sets," which is buffaloed by its prima donna
star, Celeste Talbert (Sally Field). Celeste has been the most
powerful force in the show's twenty-year history. What she says goes,
and her co-workers are none too happy about it. Sex-starved producer
David Barnes (Robert Downey Jr.) is trying to get Celeste thrown off
the program, for the good of the show, and his sexual life. Montana
Moorehead (Cathy Moriarty) is Barnes' twisted love interest, who is
growing impatient with his promises to make her the star. What's her
ploy to keep him working at it? An offer to finally sleep with him.
After a failed attempt to make Celeste's onscreen persona
Maggie the most hated character on the show, Barnes and Moorehead
decide to pull an ace out of their back pocket. They bring back
Jeffery Anderson (Kevin Kline) who was fired from the show some twenty
years ago. Anderson played Dr. Rod Randall, Maggie's love interest,
but more importantly, he was Celeste's real offscreen lover as well.
The relationship ended badly, leading to his dismissal from the soap
opera.
While Barnes hounds head writer Rosie Schwartz (Whoopi
Goldberg) to write Anderson's character back into the show (a neat
trick since his character was beheaded.), he also attempts to cause
more tension. Barnes is determined to make Celeste jealous of newcomer
Lori Craven (Elisabeth Shue) - the only problem is that Craven is
actually Celeste's niece. While Celeste is not happy about her getting
into acting, she willing to help her along. Things really heat up when
Anderson, a known womanizer, starts to fall for Lori, causing more
tension on the set...
Produced by Alan Greisman and prime
time soap opera fiend Aaron Spelling, Soapdish floundered at the box
office when it was release in 1991, but I've always felt it was
underrated. Kline and Goldberg have always been know for their comic
timing, but this was probably one of the best comedic performance I've
seen from Sally Field, and she relishes the part of the stuck-up prima
donna. This film is also a fine showcase for Robert "I need some
smack" Downey - while Downey keeps falling off the recovery
wagon, this film shows why people keep giving him the chance.
Video: How Does The Disc Look?
When Paramount first
released this film on laserdisc back in 1992, it suffered the typical
anomalies associated with Paramount transfers of the time. The print
was soft, colors were washed out and it was generally a mess.
Thankfully, this new DVD rectifies all of the problems I had with the
original widescreen laserdisc. Since Paramount has yet to be bitten by
the "It's a flat film, let's release in full frame, no one will
notice" bug, Soapdish is presented in its original 1.85 aspect
ratio. The wonderful new anamorphic print is completely devoid of
print damage, which surprised me. The colors are vibrant, while
fleshtones look incredibly accurate. The black level is nice and deep,
while never losing any definition. The details in the show costumes
are amazing. As you would expect the contrast is solid, and as with
most Paramount transfers, the digital artifacts are almost non-
existent. There was a little bit of edge enhancement, but it wasn't
too distracting.
Audio: How Does the Disc Sound?
Paramount has been one of the better studios when it comes to
remastering their product in 5.1, and Soapdish is no exception. Alas,
Soapdish suffers from the pox of "comedy soundtrack-itis,"
it's 5.1, but really doesn't need to be. The majority of the surround
sound is relegated to Alan Silvestri's bubbly score, but it comes
across a little shrill at times. The rest of the film is essentially
mono, excluding a few crowd scenes, and a limited amount of hard left
and right off-screen dialog. The vocals are decently reproduced, as
they should be for a modern film. The use of the LFE track is limited
to the score and even that doesn't provide much "thump."
When comparing the 5.1 soundtrack to the surround sound mix, I
preferred the definition of the 5.1 soundtrack. But admittedly, some
people may prefer the standard surround sound mix, since it fills the
rear-channel more consistently.
Also included is a French 2.0
surround track, and English subtitles and Closed Captions.
Supplements: What Goodies Are There?
This is
Paramount, so as you would expect, there's not much to the
supplements. The original theatrical trailer is presented in
anamorphic widescreen, while a brief four-minute featurette is
thrown in for good measure but is a mere extended commercial.
DVD-ROM Exclusives: What do you get when you pop the disc in
your PC?
No ROM extras have been included.
Parting Thoughts
This is a welcome addition to my DVD
collection; then again I can be appeased fairly easily if the disc is
done right. I didn't expect, nor need a full-blown SE for this comedy,
just an improvement over the previously released laserdisc. This DVD
more than fulfills that requirement, and if you've never seen this
film before I recommend giving it a chance. But because of its rather
high $29.95 price tag, this may be one of those you may want to rent
it before purchasing.